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What red nursery rhymes are there?

"Small Landmines" Small mines, iron watermelons, uncle in his arms, the devil is also afraid in his dreams. I'm already scared, and I'm scared at night. I closed the window and fell asleep. The mine is under his bed. As soon as the thread is pulled, it will blossom, and the devil will go back to his hometown to call mom. "Afraid of mine explosion" is written in red and blue. The slogan on the wall is so big that the devil is afraid when he sees it. I think I'd better scrape it in case the mine on the wall explodes. Thinking of not shaving, the devil officer forced him to follow. Crush your head and scrape it with a knife, and it blooms with a bang.