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It is said that the Beijing Olympic Games shocked all the immortals in the sky. Tang Priest, the Monkey King, Pig Bajie, Friar Sand and Bai were walking in clouds and headed straight for Beijing. ...

B: Wait a minute. What a pity! Monkey Sun is here? !

A: Yes. Bush looks like a gorilla and can come. Why can't the Monkey King come?

B: ... He looks a little bad.

When we arrived in Beijing, the four of us stayed in a hotel.

B: Oh.

There is a slogan hanging in front of the hotel.

B: "Welcome."

A: Well, no, "Make way for international friends and minimize travel."

B: Huh? Hang this!

If you don't want to go out, stay indoors. People dare not stay, so they have to take the horse out for a walk.

B: That's right.

A: It's getting dark. Pig Bajie said to the Tang Priest, "Master, I'm going to walk my horse outside." The Tang Priest repented, "Amitabha, disciple, go and come back quickly."

B: Give the order.

A: Don't be really quick. I will be back in less than ten minutes.

Why did you come back so soon?

A: Pull the horse out and come back empty-handed.

Why did you lose that horse?

A: The Tang Priest asked again, "Bajie, where is the White Horse Dragon?"

B: Yes.

"I just went out and met a policeman," Pig said. "To put it bluntly, there is only one tail. The double number was confiscated today! "

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