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What is it like to have a girlfriend who can cook?
What is it like to have a girlfriend who can’t cook? For many boys, it should still feel great. At least they have a girlfriend! I am no longer single!
A particularly popular joke on the Internet in the past few years is: As a boy, when he tells his mother that he is hungry, his mother will considerately say: "Son, wait, mom will cook for you!" "When you tell your dad that you are hungry, your dad will say boldly: "Come on, son, dad will take you to a restaurant (to a restaurant)!" But if you tell your girlfriend that you are hungry, she will be lazy. lying on the sofa and replied to you delicately: "Me too!"
So, if you have a girlfriend who can't cook, you have to get up early in the morning and make breakfast for her. You should order takeout for her at noon or remind her to remember to eat, and you should also take her to eat what she wants in the evening. All in all, you will soon find that whether it is the restaurant next door, on the street, or in a very hidden place, you have eaten all the food. If you suddenly want to make stir-fried pork with green beans one day, your girlfriend will definitely praise you for how delicious the stir-fried pork with green beans is!
But in fact, as long as you love her enough, what does it matter whether you can cook or not? Don’t you just know how to cook? What a big deal! There is no need to wash dishes at home. After dinner, the two of them hold hands and take a walk in the park. How romantic the two of them are under the dim light~~~ The refrigerator at home is full of snacks, and there is no need to worry about leftovers that no one will eat. . If she wants to learn someday, you can watch her busying around to cook a meal for you. How cute~~~
I like her not just to find someone to cook for me. She is not a nanny, as long as she has the heart to help me order a takeaway when I am hungry, it is enough!
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