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Couplet story 40, touching people’s hearts

Couplet Story 40, touching people's hearts

(1) Thousands of miles of marriage are linked together

Shi Yu and Qin Lan live in two cities hundreds of miles apart. Originally they were strangers to each other, but due to similar cultural accomplishments, through online chatting, they soon had the same topic - pairs, and thus got to know each other and fell in love.

Shi Yu asked: "What are we talking about?"

Qin Lan said: "You can talk about whatever you like."

Shi Yu said: "I I like to drink and write articles."

Qin Lan said: "I like to drink tea and read novels."

Shi Yu said: "Then let's use wine and tea as the content. I said the first line, how about the second line?" "Okay!" Qin Lan said. (The following is a duet between the two, with Shi Yu’s verses on the left and Qin Lan’s couplets on the right)

Wine and tea

Drinking and tasting tea

Drink Drink old wine and taste new tea

Drink old wine and taste new tea and you will be fine

Drink old wine and taste new tea every day and you will be fine

Drink old wine and taste new tea every day and you will be fine

Drink old wine and taste new tea every day and you will be fine

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Seeing that the other party answered fluently, Shi Yu felt more and more that the other party was very talented, so he made a four-section couplet. Qin Lan saw the difficulty increased and realized that the other party was testing her. After thinking for a moment, she responded with the following couplet:

One cup, two cups, three or four cups, five, six, seven or eight sips of pleasure. , mouth watering

Seeing that the other party was still answering fluently, Shi Yu couldn't help but feel a little impatient, so she sped up her pace. Unexpectedly, the other party got it right quickly.

Those who are determined drink, and those who cultivate themselves taste tea.

Wine strengthens heroes and courage, tea makes people think

Those who are ambitious drink, and those who are bored drink tea. Drinking tea makes people pure, while drinking makes people disorderly.

After the first During the round of competition, Shi Yuzhong changed his tone and argument, and Qin Lan also responded politely:

Tasting tea can cultivate one's moral character and drinking alcohol can also strengthen one's ambition

Hard work and hard work To enjoy myself, I bring a pot of wine to make a name for myself. To take a break from the busy life and drink a bowl of tea

The mountains are good, the water is good, open the door and smile, no worries. Come and go in a hurry, drink tea and have several cups.< /p>

Meat-free and elegant meals can be difficult to achieve without tea

The more they chatted, the happier they became, but Shi Yu always came up with some problems for each other to express himself. He thought hard and thought that Su Dongpo was not only a great writer, but also a great tea connoisseur, so he used a line from his poem "Drinking the First Sunny and Later Rain on the Lake" as the first couplet. Qin Lan saw that the first couplet of the other party was a poem by Su Dongpo. After thinking for a long time, she finally remembered a sentence from Su Dongpo's "Ci Yun Cao Fu Sends a New Tea to Heyuan for Trial Baking" and used it to compare.

If you want to compare the West Lake to the West, good tea has always been like a beautiful woman

Shi Yu also quoted the door couplet of a teahouse as the first couplet. Seeing that the couplet seemed familiar, Qin Lan thought quickly and suddenly remembered that it was the couplet of a tea house, which was related to the second couplet:

The spring comes from the stone and the love is sharper, and the tea from the peak has a stronger flavor

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This couplet describes tea, spring, love and taste. Here you can enjoy the tea and enjoy the couplet. Tea is the brilliance of the couplet, and the tea becomes more mellow due to the couplet. But Shi Yu didn't stump Qin Lan. He was very unwilling and quoted another literary couplet to the opponent, but he still didn't win.

We live in nature, but we are guests in heaven. Tea can purify the mind, and tea can purify the heart.

The result of the competition is still evenly matched. At this time, both of them appreciate each other's talent. Shi Yu said: "Shall we memorize Bai Juyi's "Tea"?" Qin Lan said: "Okay!" So they each said Bai Juyi's "Tea" on the screen:

Tea

Fragrant leaves, buds.

I admire poets and love monks’ homes.

Crafted white jade and woven red yarn.

Cho-fried yellow pistils are the color of yellow pistils, and the bowl is turned into dust flowers.

The queen of the night invites me to accompany the bright moon, and I order to face the morning glow before the morning.

I have never tired of cleaning up all the ancient and modern people. How can I be praised when I am about to get drunk?

First they made friends through writing and expressed their feelings through couplets. By this time, they had developed a love for each other. One was full of affection, the other was tender, and they started a new round of singing. But it's no longer a tit-for-tat contest, but a sweet confession of feelings (it's still Shi Yuchu and Qin Lan's pair).

One sentence, two sentences, three or four sentences, every sentence is considerate for five days, six days, seven or eight days, and I miss you every day

A quiet heart, a devoted heart, a hopeful heart, and a surge of true feelings and feelings , Friendship, love is as deep as the sea

To enjoy the fragrance, we sat down frequently to find a close friend and talk carefully

They chatted until late at night, not tired at all, but enthusiastic and excited. Although separated by mountains and rivers, it feels like having tea on the other side, just around the corner. Although they have never met, they are close to each other. Finally, they ended their long chat with a couplet. The couplet says:

We will meet again later, and from now on don’t forget today’s words. (Shi Yu)

The future is bright, but you must cherish the love of tea as you move forward. (Qin Lan)

(2) Coupled words to convey affection

Once upon a time, there was a young private school teacher in Dongting Water Town. He found that a student’s homework was often corrected by others. Strong show. Asked the student, the student said it was corrected by his sister. As time went by, my husband gradually fell in love with this student's sister. So, I wrote a note and put it in the student's workbook. On the note, I wrote a couplet:

When will the peach, plum and apricot flowers bloom?

After the student’s sister saw the note, she thought that the husband had evil intentions, so she wrote a reply on the back of the note:

What kind of Mr. Rice, Liangjiao, hybrid?

The teacher was not angry when he saw the reply couplet. He just added a couplet to the note to explain, saying:

The bamboo roots are unintentional, and branches and leaves grow outside the joints;

Seeing that her husband was sincere and sincere, the girl also replied with a couplet to confess herself:

Although the lotus root has holes, its chest is not stained with dust.

Seeing that the tone of the reply was different from the previous couplet, the gentleman took the opportunity to express his feelings:

Why don’t lotus flowers (pity) arise when the ripples in the lake are green and affectionate?

The smart girl also fell in love with this passionate, literary and elegant gentleman, so she replied in a couplet, saying:

How can the beautiful eyes with smiling eyes be without eyebrows? (media)?

The husband knew that the girl was hinting to him to ask Yuelao to cooperate, so he happily invited a matchmaker to come to propose marriage.