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Is Hezhou College good?

Hezhou College welcomes you

Under the same blue sky, let us fly the same dreams

Students, the college entrance examination application process is about to begin. Choosing a good school will be more important. To choose a good major, our Hezhou College is a good choice for you among schools of the same level, both in terms of the college environment and the major.

If you choose, you will make the right choice in the near future! !

Hezhou College has a history of hundreds of years, and the predecessor of Lianji University is Hezhou College. As we all know, during the World War, Tongji University was located in what is now Hezhou College. Our college has an elegant pastoral environment. In today's urbanized life, do you yearn for a Tao Yuanming-style paradise? Hezhou College can give you such a lifestyle. The legendary West Lake is also found in Hezhou University. Next to the West Lake, weeping willows are rippling, birds are singing and flowers are blooming, and the fragrance can be heard for 8,000 miles. Many young lovers from Hezhou College worship under the skirt of West Lake every night. Of course, it is also the best place for many students who are frustrated in love. Going forward from the West Lake is our pine forest. The pine trees hold up a piece of sky for lovers, and also support a piece of sky and earth for students who love to study. Wherever there is West Lake, there is of course East Lake. East Lake is located in front of the Art Building. The fragrance of this East Lake is really far away, because it is said that the water in the lake has not been changed since the school was founded! Even so, you can still Romantic with the little girls from the art department by the lake.

Our college also has a more beautiful scenery, that is, from time to time you will see old men daring to chase groups of fat buffaloes on the school road, and from time to time you will also see the big buffaloes reluctant to leave. They left their gifts - excrement, and the school road was really fragrant at this time.

Every starry night, you will find couples who are extremely happy and romantic. At this time, you will realize how innocent you were before.

In the swimming pool surrounded by iron walls, you will find a large and eye-catching slogan "Welcome, 10 yuan a time." In the swimming pool where you can't see the bottom (it's turbid and not deep, don't misunderstand), there are many little girls wearing fashionable "three-point-only" clothes in this pool. If you are in the pool, you can learn Follow Zhu Bajie and fish for goldfish in the water.

The back door of the college is a well-deserved “food street”. The gates extend in all directions and the transportation is convenient. There are buses parked at the school gate waiting for you to ride.

During the annual Panwang Festival, you can also get up close and personal with celebrities. Last year, students from our college hugged and took photos with world-famous models such as Xie Xiaodong and Mao Amin. It is said that our college will be established as "Hezhou University" in the near future!

In short, Hezhou College has countless advantages, but you can’t fault its shortcomings. It is located in Hezhou, a well-known tourist city. The scenic spots here are famous far and wide, such as Gupo Mountain, Shibashui, Jade Forest and so on! !

Welcome all students. It is your honor to choose Hezhou College. It will be your loss if you don’t choose, and it has nothing to do with me! !