The simple slogan of a short play

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late every morning?

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late every morning?

Johnny: Every time I pass the corner near the school, a street sign says "Go slow at school".

Johnny: Every time I pass the corner near the school, the street sign says "School-Go Slow".

The plural of the child turned out to be twins.

Teacher: Tom, what is the plural form of man?

Teacher: Tom, what is the plural form of the word "man"?

Tom: Men.

Tom: "Men".

Teacher: Good. What is the plural form of child?

Teacher: Good answer. What about the plural form of "child"?

Tom: Twins.

Tom: Twins.

Our tails, our tails.

The teacher who taught evolution has been talking for nearly two hours. Then he said, "Let me ask the evolutionist a question-if we have tails like baboons, where are they now?"

"Let me try," said an old lady. "We have worn them off after sitting here for so long. “。

The teacher who taught evolution has been talking for almost two hours, and his topic comes again: "Let me ask the evolutionist a question-if we used to have tails like baboons, where are our tails now?"

"Let me try," said an old lady.

"We must have worn them off after sitting here for so long. “

Longest and shortest

Longest and shortest

A teacher asked one of his students, "What is the longest and what is the shortest?"

The student immediately replied, "The last few minutes of a class are the longest, while the last few minutes of an exam are the shortest."

Longest and shortest

The teacher asked one of his students, "What is the longest and what is the shortest?"

The student immediately replied, "The last few minutes of a class are the longest, and the last few minutes of an exam are the shortest."

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