What classic words does Zhou Libo have?

. Thank you everyone! I feel very honored that so many of you came to visit me today... 2. Allah (our) stocks not only play with people, but also with birds. Even the bird has been played to death by you, so why is Allah still playing like a bird? ! 3. Every time I see Premier Wen on TV at an old farmer’s house, he always picks the most frustrated (dirty) person to shake hands with (then Zhou Libo makes Prime Minister Wen’s statement): “We are late!” 4. People People think they are stock gods and they can make money by speculating. Even the aunt who sells green onions in the small market said, "I have news!" 5. The most miserable (poor) people are those sparrows. The big screen at the entrance of the securities company has never been red, it has always been green. The sparrows don’t understand. They think that the Qingqing Forest Park and the Yanzhong Green Space have arrived, and they rush towards the big screen one after another! If you rush one, one will die. If you rush, one will die. 6. Who called Sarkozy no two no three, no three no four (no two no three, no three no four)! 7. Later I went to observe (the Yuanxiao mold), and it turned out that they spit out half a mouthful of wine, and some of them spit out foam even if they didn't spit it out well! Basically they gulp it down all afternoon, and a cup of coffee can be turned into a cappuccino. 8. Collapse Collapse means falling into pieces! 9. A person must have a legal concept and know how to protect himself. Of course, if you understand the law and do not break the law, it would be a waste. 10. The worst thing is the cramp dance, where three to four hundred people dance together, as if they can't find a toilet. 11. Do you still remember the swimsuits worn by girls in the past? It's like...more than six hundred blind knots are worn on the body. Later, a skirt was added, which looked like the skirt of a turtle. 12.Friends! Please help me! What a big friend! Marlboro, inside pocket! 13. (Magnetic levitation) A big deal, 10 billion, solved the traffic problem of 30 kilometers. 14. Don’t be too weird about malted milk at that time! I went to my classmate's house and his mother made me a cup of malted milk. It was amazing! At that time, children were given malted milk! But when I picked it up and took a look, it was crazy how the (cup) could shine on the opposite side! His mother just put in a few grains of malted milk! She used it as chicken essence! He also inserted a chopstick and told me: Tune it, stir it! Originally it was a bit muddy (turbid), but now it's very clear (very clear)! ! At the beginning of 2008, the Prime Minister said: 2008 will be the most difficult year. Nothing happened until the Prime Minister said this. As soon as the Prime Minister finished speaking, everything happened. Were we celebrating the New Year, there was a snowstorm; we were taking a plane, and we were returning; we were taking a train, and it was derailed; we were sitting at home, and there was an earthquake. 16. Liu Huan has been around for so many years, but I have never found his neck. 17. A blaze of fire burned down our Greater Khingan Mountains. 18. Li Yuchun answered a question that I was puzzled by. Originally, I didn't even believe "Mulan Joins the Army". How could Mulan join the army without being discovered? . Later, when I met Li Yuchun, I finally knew, oh! It turns out that it’s technically possible! 19. (Next to the high-voltage tower) A giant slogan reads: It is strictly forbidden to touch high-voltage wires. If you touch them, you will die. If you don't die, you will be punished. 20. Remember! Marriage is a set meal that must be eaten together. Marriage is currency and must be eaten together. 21. (Speaking of classmate’s father) Bai Bai (Uncle): Little Funny, do you want to hear Bai Bai (Uncle)’s battle story? Do you want to hear how Bai Bai (uncle) became the monitor? Libo: Bai Bai (Uncle), I want to hear it! Bai Bai (Uncle): At that time, I was a soldier in the Ala (our) sharp knife squad. The Ala sharp knife squad was always the first to fight. When the enemy dropped a cannonball, the people next to me fell down, but I did not fall. Libo: What then? Bai Bai (Uncle): Then I became the squad leader. Libo: ......... Then Baibai (Uncle), how did you become the platoon leader? Bai Bai (Uncle): Platoon leader, this is so pitiful! Back then, I led Ala's sharp knife squad and sharp knife platoon to chase the enemy in Fujian. Ala rushed to the front. The enemy retreated and fought, and the people next to me fell one by one. After rushing to the end, I was the only one left. This time. The six enemies fled to a temple in front and locked the door. At this time, I took a look and saw where my gun was.

I only had two grenades on me, so I pulled off the hijab, pulled the fuse, kicked the door open, and shouted: I'm not alive anymore! Libo: What then? Bai Bai (Uncle): Then I became the platoon commander... Libo: ......... Then Bai Bai (Uncle), how did you become the company commander? Bai Bai (Uncle): This is really miserable! At that time, I led the Ala Jian Dao platoon to participate in the battle. Ala occupied a high point. Ala and the Jian Dao platoon were together. All we had to do was wait for the general attack. All we had to do was not let the flag fall. There was a burst of crazy shooting, the flag fell down, and my comrades helped it up. With a shot, his comrade fell down, and one of them rushed to help him up. When I finally looked, I was alone again. I thought I was going to die this time. But I died gloriously for the revolution! My comrade-in-arms and I are going to Baixiang! So I rushed forward, raised the flag, and shouted: "Comrades! I'm ready to die!" As a result, the enemy surrendered. 22. In a thousand years, not one person is born, but Zhou Libo. You think I am a turtle! 23. To be friends with a person, you must not only accept his advantages, but also like his shortcomings. This is called Quexi (fool). 24. I bowed for such a long time, not to seek applause. In fact, I mainly wanted everyone to check that my head posture (head direction) is clear. 25. Now our Chinese stock market, to put it another way, has become an accident. 26. The two unfavorable factors came together, making us very ridiculed and ridiculed. 27. If you spend 380 yuan to see Zhou Libo at Meiqi and you don’t laugh, you will send Zhou Libo to the hospital. 28. Think about it, this 380 yuan is useless at home. The most you can tell is, hey, this is a counterfeit bill! This one starts with HD! 29. Wansi Stadium, take (you) as a gift Spittoon jar! 30. What a big stage! Take it as my halailai (blindly come)! 31. This belongs to the color spirit child (hint) and the color flattery. 32. Fei Yuqing, I have calculated it for him. Every time he holds a concert in Shanghai, he runs away the next day. He does not spend money in Shanghai. This does not do any good to boost Shanghai’s entire GDP! 33. Fei Yuqing is an actor I like very much. He sings so well and has such a good temperament. 34. Think about it, a man Ning, standing on the stage, effeminate, but easy to pick up (hate), it is definitely difficult to do this (this)! 35. You must tolerate my ignorance just like you tolerate your leaders. I don’t mean that leaders must be ignorant, but leaders are basically ignorant. This sentence is wrong! How can a leader be ignorant? The leader is so smart as to be stupid! 37. In 30 years, Saddam can become a hanged man. 38. Retail investors can also become a Wu (a loser). 39. Little Chi Lao (boy) can become mold (big brother); mold can also become Chi Lao. This is called the Chilao mold. 40. Guan: So do you think he looks like a welder wearing these glasses? Zhou: Please don’t tease me? 41. I am very careful, and I found that in the swimming pool, especially for female compatriots, the angle of the swimming trunks goes upwards by 20 degrees on average every five years. 42. (Trademark) No more, Shanghainese. No matter how strong the accent is, as long as it has this thing (trademark), Bazi (bumpkin). 43. Uncle, you understand, this is called a heat sink! 44. I pinched off the two pointed ends of the fried dough sticks, and when I got home, my mother pinched me again (my mother pinched me again when I got home). 45. (Speaking of buying seven or eight fried dough sticks) This feeling is like when you go to Hengdeli on Nanjing Road and you say: Master, help me get three Rolexes. 46. ??I was also beaten by my mother for eating. 47. If you want to have a beautiful child of mixed race, you must live as far away as possible. The farther away the better. 48. If my face could be considered a mixed race, it would probably be a mix of Vietnamese and Cambodian people. 49. This son is standing here, this father must not be a fuel-efficient lamp! 50. Children always have a guilty conscience when they make mistakes, and they always wipe the dirt (poop) behind the door until dawn. 51. When an apple fell on Newton's head, he suddenly became a scientist. What do you think if an apple fell on his head? Newton died. 52. Nowadays, in restaurants like this, shredded radish is placed under the beef. I learned this from me. I knew how to do it in the 1970s. 53. I took apart the alarm clock I bought at home and reinstalled it, but it didn’t go away. 54. Later, my mother's technique was improved. She used two slippers to hit me, and one was specially used to make fake moves. 55. Fight me like a zebra.

56. (Imitating a female classmate) Hey, Zhou Libo, did your mother buy new slippers again? How do you know? The pattern you have today is different from the pattern yesterday. The pattern you have today is straight, while the pattern yesterday was S-shaped. 57. Happiness and happiness are two different things. 58. I don’t know who came up with this sentence: Ah, don’t let your children lose at the starting line! Pooh! (Shakes head) 59. If children in this country have lost their innocence, then this country’s future must lack imagination. 60. One time I happened to be driving, and a 12-year-old child was on the phone. She called the radio station to request a song for her mother. Auntie, I want to request a song for my mother. What song would you like to order for your mother? I would like to order a song by Aunt Xin Xiaoqi for my mother called "Why Women Make It Hard for Women". 61. Now if you ask Li Ka-shing to calculate this linear equation of one variable, he guarantees that he will not be able to do it, let alone the linear equation of two variables. 62. Think about it, where are the original monitors and study committee members? They all sell tickets at the door. 63. For example, if you say Guan Dongtian’s house is 100 square meters and Zhou Libo’s is 50 square meters, after it was sent to the Bureau of Statistics, Zhou Libo’s house was inexplicably changed to 75 square meters. 64. (Talking about the night park) You have to escape after 6 o'clock. Why? Because the zone defense team comes out and shines a flashlight on you, and the zone defense teams in the early 1980s were all filthy. 65. (Talking about the visit of the Moscow State Ballet to China) I discovered a strange phenomenon. Almost everyone has a telescope, and there are also high-power telescopes in the first row. 66. I can’t do that kind of action. It’s ugly. The action is so big. I brought a monocular... 67. I stood on the back of the chair to watch. The action was very small, but look at Ha Qingsang (very clear). Without losing elegance... 68. Without Comrade Xiaoping, there would be no us. Maybe we would still be fighting cocks. 69. Later, before he left office, he (Deng Xiaoping) was worried that they would close the door again, so he also removed the door cover, and we are where we are today. 70. I have a friend who has 42 TVs in his house... He repairs TVs. 71. (Telling that there was a TV at home in 1979) When night came, I asked the aunt next door to borrow a red armband to wear on my hand. Then I took a ruler and sat in the back. I sat in the front row yesterday and I still want to sit in the front row today. ?Sit in the third row! 72. This is passed, and if it is passed, it is wrong. This is called a fault. 73. I’m so hungry when I watch TV series. I’m so hungry. If a close-up camera happens to push it up to my face, oh, I’m so hungry. I’m so hungry. My two nostrils are like two bowls of rice. Same, it’s so annoying to read! (The scariest thing is watching a TV show. It’s really scary. If a close shot happens to push it up and onto your face, oh, it’s really scary. Really, the two nostrils are like two bowls of rice. How scary is that? Ah!) 74. This is the world of Marlboro. (Cantonese) 75. Nong Fa Yao Gang, organized by the Red Lao Association in the United States. (Don’t tell me, Americans really know how to do business.) 76. Advertisements have come in, and they are shown to you every day, but you can’t buy them. 77. (Speaking of piling molds) At this time, a new industry appeared in Shanghai, and it is still called piling molds. 78. All the piling models in Shanghai seem to have been taught by the same teacher, and they are all dressed the same. Maybe they drink the same water from the Pujiang River? 79.How can you be so funny? (What do you mean?) 80. Men and women must not forget romance after they get married. Men will give 999 roses before they get married. Don’t just snore 999 roses after marriage. Don’t forget to give them 999 roses on Valentine’s Day. Give your wife a beautiful rose. You must know that the spiritual value of a rose is much higher than that of a towering tree to a woman. 81. When a wife believes in her husband, it is also a sign of confidence! You cannot manage well by relying on management. The foundation of marriage is trust! A marriage without trust becomes a shackles, a shackles, and will be broken sooner or later! 82. Everyone likes money, but money may not like everyone. 83. Children have their own future, don’t impose our future on them, otherwise, they will have no future. 84. (After singing the song) Thank you for your tolerant applause. I now have the confidence to destroy Fei Yuqing. 85. My little Shenguang is so hungry that I immediately go up and touch the Yize boat. Oh, Mao Lao is reading me. (I was very naughty when I was a kid. I immediately went up to touch his hand. Oh, it was very hairy.) 86. Because foreigners smell of perfume, now I know that they wear perfume because they have body odor.

87. Our public mentality is becoming more and more tolerant, right? At least we now admit that Li Yuchun is a woman! 88. There is a text called Mulan Joins the Army. At that time, even to death, I didn’t believe how Mulan joined the army without being discovered! It’s impossible! Later I met Li Yuchun and realized, oh! This is technically possible! 89. When I opened it from my computer last time, I saw a poster of Li Yuchun, "She's always pretty and hungry, and the little girl is always sunny and hungry!" Below is a slogan from the Family Planning Commission, which says: Boys and girls are born the same. 90. Children's song: Comrades, catch Lao Yi (catch him)! Speculation is selling salt water tablets (a cheap summer remedy in the old days)! Comrades, catch Lao Yi! Speculation will lead to sales (a toad)! Now: Speculation is called an intermediary. 91. For example, Feng Xiaogang, can his face be called a face? 92. Feng Xiaogang, with his face, if I met him in the alley at 9:30 in the evening, and Feng Xiaogang just walked over like this, I wouldn't let him do anything, I would just hand his wallet (wallet) to him. 93. It used to be that the gangster who ran orders was named Hungry, but now he’s called Sa? Now it’s called logistics. 94. How can there be experts in the stock market? There can’t be experts in the stock market! There are only losers and winners in the stock market. 95. Now is One day the world (One day the world, refers to the mess). The world is one family! 96. Everyone stopped at the top of the bar, and the faces of the two experts were deeply locked. 97. In the mountains, there is no concept of divorce at all. They think that when you are born, you will be a combination of big cake and fried dough sticks. 98. (Talk about stocks and divorce) Forget it, everyone is stuck, let’s live together. 99. Making money used to be called Pafen for a long time, but now it’s called Lamy. Because I think the rabbi is ruthless. 100. (Talking about a classmate’s father) He was injured countless times, one here and one there, like a pack of mahjong tiles. 101. I have seen her (Han Hong) in person, and her front teeth are still separated. If I look closely, you can see her little tongue! 102. For people in the cultural and art circles, I have come to the conclusion that all faces are ugly. People are generally very strong. 103. Zhang Yimou looks ugly? Absolutely hungry! Nong Gangyi is beautiful and belongs to the category of Nong with problems! 104. Zhang Yimou’s face is as hungry as if it had been chopped with a kitchen knife! And it’s an unopened kitchen knife! 105. Stand still and wait for your second shoe to come up. 106. We, Premier Wen, used Confucian methods to deal with it, and went on a tour around France. If you don't go in, you will die later (you will die in a hurry). 107. Then why didn’t your president go to see Bin Laden? 108. Are you eating the tofu of our Chinese people? 109. If you, Sarkozy, dare to go to see Bin Laden, we, Premier Wen, guarantee that we will have nothing to say and think that you will make four mistakes (you are a hero). 110. Bin Laden has every reason to believe that Sarkozy is a barb sent by George W. Bush. 111. Only later did I realize that it’s better to be a model if you’re tired. If you’re tired, it’s better to be tired. If you’re tired, you’ll be particularly hungry! (I later learned that you can’t just find a model. If you don’t find it well, your brain will be damaged when you wake up!) 112. If we say that before October of 2006 to 2007, our Chinese stock market was a science fiction movie. It's called omnipotent. Then from 2007 to 2008 it became a thriller. The first two days finally turned into a New Year's movie, and now the sequel is a thriller. 113. Now the Chinese stock market basically belongs to the situation where the boss goes in and the bad guy comes out. 114. When the talent goes in, the coffin comes out. 115. The doctor goes in, the idiot comes out. 116. Yang Baibai goes in, Yang Bailao comes out. 117. When you go in, you want to be rich, but when you come out, you want to be crazy. 118. Go in holding two guns and come out with both hands raised. All surrender their guns and stop killing. 119. If you want to imitate Buffett, you will be stripped out. 120. When a well-off family goes in, the five-guarantee family comes out. 121. Go in with a slap on the chest and come out with a slap in the face. 122. When the man goes in, the eunuch comes out. 123. Zhou Libo rushed in, and Zhou Papi escaped. 124. Incontinence of urine and feces comes in, and incontinence of urine and feces comes out. 125. Be tolerant to artists. 126.You asked Liu Huan to wear a stand-up collar to rob a bank? ! 127. Have you ever seen a 6-year-old child get sexually transmitted diseases? If so, it was passed down to him by an adult. 128. They don’t have the ability to make us understand, so they try to confuse us. 129. You have to be calm about the ups and downs, watch the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, make profits and losses at will, and let the clouds roll and relax in the sky. If you can achieve this state in stock trading, you are basically no longer a human being.

130. I don’t need to clear out advertisements for drugs endorsed by celebrities. In the future, as long as we see drug advertisements endorsed by celebrities, we should not buy them. 131. Our Chinese men’s football is sick. If we compare the Chinese men’s football to a man, then in addition to He suffered from all kinds of diseases except gynecological diseases. 132. Our Premier Wen stressed, "Teachers and classmates: Such despicable tricks cannot stop the friendship between the people of China and Britain. Human progress and world harmony are the trend of history and cannot be stopped by any force. ."