Talk show lines

1. I believe that as women change, they become more casual.

2. You must tolerate my ignorance just like you tolerate your leaders. I don’t mean that leaders must be ignorant, but leaders are basically ignorant. This statement is wrong! How can a leader be ignorant? The leader is so smart as to be stupid!

3. Later I went to observe (the Yuanxiao mold) and it turned out that they took half a mouthful and spit it out, and some of them spit out the foam even if they didn’t spit it out well! Basically they gulp it down all afternoon, and a cup of coffee can be turned into a cappuccino.

4. I believe that Britain is the most beautiful country in Europe, especially Paris.

5. Hi, everyone! Hi! Well... I don't have much time to perform because my green card is about to expire. I grew up in a remote area of ??China. One year in our junior high school, we suddenly decided to repair the dirt road, pave it with bricks and cement, and let the students bring bricks to school... We worked hard for three weeks and finally built the road. Years later I heard the term: child labor. I was immediately surprised, what? ! Are those kids getting paid for their work?

6. At the beginning of 2008, the Prime Minister said: 2008 will be the most difficult year. Nothing happened until the Prime Minister said this. As soon as the Prime Minister finished speaking, everything happened. Were we celebrating the New Year, there was a snowstorm; we were taking a plane, and we were returning; we were taking a train, and it was derailed; we were sitting at home, and there was an earthquake.

7. Now our Chinese stock market, it should be said on the other hand, has become an accident.

8. Everyone thinks that he is a stock god and makes money by speculating. Even the aunt who sells green onions in the small market said: "I have news!"

9. Remember! Marriage is a set meal that must be eaten together. Marriage is currency and must be eaten together.

10. (Magnetic levitation) A generous investment of 10 billion has solved the traffic problem of 30 kilometers.

11. In all these years, I have never found Liu Huan’s neck.

12. Every time I see Premier Wen on TV at an old farmer’s house, he always picks the most frustrated (dirty) person to shake hands with (then Zhou Libo makes Premier Wen’s general statement): “Let’s do this It’s too late!”

13. Don’t be too surprised about malted milk at that time! I went to a classmate's house and his mother made me a cup of malted milk. It was amazing! At that time, children were given malted milk! But when I picked it up and took a look, it was crazy how the (cup) could shine on the opposite side! His mother just put in a few grains of malted milk! She used it as chicken essence! He also inserted a chopstick and told me: Tune it, stir it! Originally it was a bit muddy (turbid), but now it's very clear (very clear)!

14. A blaze of fire burned down our Greater Khingan Mountains.

15. The worst thing is the cramp dance, where three to four hundred people dance together, as if they can’t find a toilet.

16. Think about it, this 380 yuan is useless at home. The most you can tell is, hey, this is a fake coin! This one starts with HD!

17. If you spend 380 yuan to see Zhou Libo at Meiqi and you don’t laugh, you will send Zhou Libo to the hospital.

18. If you want to give birth to a beautiful mixed-race child, you must live as far away as possible, the farther away the better.

19. Li Yuchun answered a question that puzzled me. Originally, I didn't even believe "Mulan Joins the Army". How could Mulan join the army without being discovered? Later, when I met Li Yuchun, I finally knew, oh! It turns out that it is technically possible!

20. Fei Yuqing, I have calculated it for him. Every time he holds a concert in Shanghai, he runs away the next day. He does not spend money in Shanghai. This has a great impact on our entire GDP in Shanghai. There is no benefit at all!

21. I believe that my food is good, because everyone who has eaten my food and survived said so.

22. I am very careful. I found that in the swimming pool, especially for female compatriots, the angle of the swimming trunks goes upwards by 20 degrees on average every five years.

23. I bowed for such a long time, not because I wanted to ask for applause. In fact, I mainly wanted everyone to check that my head posture (head direction) is clear.

24. A giant slogan (next to the high-voltage tower) reads: It is strictly forbidden to touch high-voltage wires. If you touch them, you will die. If you don't die, you will be punished.

25. I believe God is a woman because she will never forget anything you did wrong.

26. Thank you everyone! I feel very honored that so many of you came to visit me today...

27. I really don’t like Chinese mixed with English. It is very inappropriate and very inappropriate to use English words when speaking Chinese. .

28. I believe that my wife’s English is indeed not very good. Another time she asked me how to spell the English word CCTV.

29. I believe that a healthy mentality is the foundation of happiness, so I never do physical examinations.

30. The two unfavorable factors met together, making us very ridiculed and ridiculed.

31. To be friends with a person, you must not only accept his advantages, but also like his shortcomings. This is called Quexi (fool).

32. I believe that people should go to bed early and get up early, and use their morning time to do more meaningful things, such as taking a nap.

33. Allah (our) stocks not only play with people, but also with birds. Even the bird has been played to death by you, so why is Allah still playing like a bird?

34. In a thousand years, not one will appear, but Zhou Libo. You think I am a turtle!

35. A person must have a legal concept and know how to protect himself. Of course, if you don’t break the law after you understand the law, it would be a waste.

36. And all the memories of my childhood were ruined by my childhood. When I was in primary school, as part of my curriculum, I had to work in the rice fields. Next to the rice fields was a quarry, and they used dynamite to blast the rocks. It was there that I learned that light travels faster than sound, and the speed of sound is about as slow as the speed of flying stones.

38. Friends! Please help me! What a big friend! Marlboro, inside pocket!

39. The most miserable (poor) people are those sparrows. The big screen at the entrance of the securities company has never been red, it has always been green. The sparrows don’t understand. They think that the Qingqing Forest Park and the Yanzhong Green Space have arrived, and they rush towards the big screen one after another! If you rush one, one will die. If you rush, one will die.

40. Collapse, collapse, means falling into pieces! Post-80s talk show lines

1. Being a loser in love is already too much. What does the price mean? Who said I failed in love? Where did I fail?

2. Dear Earthquake and Volcano, it is not scary as long as you are here, because you are more scary.

3. Everyone has loved to be a civil servant throughout the ages. In ancient times, it was relatively simple, just cut them off with a knife.

4. With such a lighter, you expect others to borrow it.

5. Office workers have a hard time. The salary is monthly, but the workload does not include traffic.

6. Everyone has advantages at work, but they all hate one person called the leader.

7. Encountered robbery by a taxi driver: Special young man: You can do anything. Can you stop the meter first?

8. The goddess said: I have a level 10 piano, a level 6 clarinet, and a level 8 English. What are your specialties? Wang Jianguo thought for a long time: I have a level 60 or so in World of Warcraft.

9. Setting off firecrackers is to drive away the fear of the unknown future, such as when you get married.

10. From the first day of stock trading, my seniority has declined. When I meet anyone who asks me how the stock is doing: it is down.

11. Stop, stop, stop, give it back, who was that person who ate 4 box lunches backstage just now?

12. A successful woman will make her husband never feel safe.

13. Nowadays, there are people renting boyfriends and girlfriends online. How can parents identify real boyfriends and fake boyfriends? Ask him at the dinner table, have our children’s infectious diseases been passed on to you? Those who say nothing is wrong are lies, but those who jump up suddenly are true.

14. There was another aftershock in Japan. This time there was not much damage and no deaths. What does this mean? This shows: the sequel is not as good as the first episode.

15. Celebrities go to act as guest stars, and you go to act as walk-ons.

16. You are like F11, you are always there, you just don’t know what to do with it. You could say I look like F4.

17. I don’t have credibility. I do. I have a bird’s stomach. Look, have I lost weight recently?

18. In the past six years, no one has starved to death, and no professor has been beaten; the city wall of Beijing has not been demolished to this day.

19. I have always said that jokes are a loser’s game. Who would listen to the joke when there are beautiful women watching? Who can tell jokes when there are beautiful women watching?

20. Earn money from selling cabbage, but only care about selling white powder.

21. The three vulgarities will always live in the hearts of the three vulgar people. Tonight’s 80s talk show lines

1. My nose is stuffy and I can’t hear clearly.

2. The three vulgarities will always live in the hearts of the three vulgar people.

3. Fatty Wang Jianguo, Lai Bao, Dandan.

4. When the book is in use, you will miss it. If you don’t use insoles, you should rest your feet.

5. Earn money from selling cabbage, but only care about selling white powder.

6. The Four Shoes - Gelatin, milk, jelly, and capsules.

7. Take out a cigarette, shout at the volcano, and light it for me.

8. Celebrities go to act as guest stars, and you go to act as walk-ons.

9. I am here with you. What else could happen to your family?

10. With such a lighter, you expect others to borrow it.

11. A successful woman will make her husband never feel safe.

12. Everyone has advantages at work, but they all hate one person called the leader.

13. As long as you are willing to use skills and are willing to take the mixture, there is no paladin that cannot be killed.

14. Those who do not help others when they fall will surely have no one to help them when they fall down in the future.

15. Dear Earthquake and Volcano, it is not scary as long as you are here, because you are more scary.

16. Office workers have a hard time. The salary is monthly, but the workload does not include traffic.

17. Wang Jianguo: I was bitten by a dog. Can I become a dog hero? You are a rabid dog.

18. Setting off firecrackers is to drive away the fear of the unknown future, such as when you get married.

19. Stop, stop, stop, return the little bird’s stomach. Who was that person who ate 4 box lunches backstage just now?

20. No one has starved to death in more than 60 years, and no professor has been beaten; the city wall of Beijing has not been demolished to this day.

21. Let’s talk about Lu Xun’s meaning and that. In fact, people just want to make some money and eat noodles.

22. Everyone has loved being a civil servant throughout the ages. In ancient times, it was relatively simple, just cut them off with a knife.

23. I don’t have credibility. I do. I have a bird’s stomach. Look, have I lost weight recently?

24. Saying everything is destiny is an excuse for the weak; saying everything is luck is the humility of the strong.

25. There is a split-disc version of cross talk and a gun version. Ours is the gun version because we have laughter.

26. From the first day of stock trading, my seniority has declined. When I meet someone, I ask, how is the stock? It’s down.

27. Ordinary people have no special requirements. We just want to live a life like employees of state-owned enterprises.

28. My wife always asks me: Husband, why are there always a few clothes in our wardrobe? Yes: you always buy skirts.

29. You are like F11, you are always there, you just don’t know what to do with it. You could say I look like F4.

30. Encountered robbery by a taxi driver: Special young man: You can do anything. Can you stop the meter first?

31. Hello everyone, let’s come to class today. I’m not going to talk about Fashion today. What I’m going to talk about today is LOVE.

32. Being a loser in love is already too much. What does the price mean? Who said I failed in love? Where did I fail?

33. Someone asked me at the airport, buddy, do you have a lighter? I said yes, here it is. Oh, disposable, I also have zippo.

34. I have always said that jokes are a loser's game. Who would listen to the joke when there are beautiful women watching? Who can tell jokes when there are beautiful women watching?

35. Forget it, let me tell you, this is wrong anyway. The key is that your film only teaches female bachelors how to fall in love.

36. There was another aftershock in Japan. This time there was not much damage and no deaths. What does this mean? This shows that the sequel is not as good as the first episode.

37. Every time the subway opens, a few people fall out. I decided to bring a pot of cactus to work, and when I got off the subway, I saw it was aloe vera.

38. Nowadays, girls in their twenties are marrying men in their forties or fifties, so what should we do? Let’s wait until we are in our forties or fifties before marrying someone in their twenties.

39. Spider-Man is just like thousands of us losers. He can only live in the city and cannot survive in the countryside. Only in the city can there be more opportunities.

40. Look at the film you made. Of course, the film was pretty good. All the failures in it should have been your own experiences.

41. The goddess said: I have level 10 in piano, level 6 in clarinet, and level 8 in English. What are your specialties? Wang Jianguo thought for a long time: I am over level 60 in World of Warcraft.

42. Oh my God, I am ready to develop into the kung fu world, right? You don’t know how painful this punch is! Sister Hold: No, I do it gently.

43. Try there is a place I want to take you to. That place has beautiful lights, a very good atmosphere, and private rooms. The most important thing is, if we go together, There will be a little excitement.

44. Let’s not talk about acting skills for now, but the life of a bachelor is very miserable. For a rich and powerful tall, handsome and rich person like us, who has connotation, eloquence, and Knowledge is as great as talent, and knowledge is as rich as nine.

45. Nowadays, there are people renting boyfriends and girlfriends online. How can parents identify real boyfriends and fake boyfriends? Ask him at the dinner table, have our children’s infectious diseases been passed on to you? Those who say nothing is wrong are lying, but those who jump up suddenly are true.

46. It is a popular saying recently that rich people are willful. It is simply nonsense. Think about it, we were very willful when we were children. We were all very poor, and we were still very poor. Ever since I got to know money when I grew up, I am no longer willful because I only care about money. 8090 Talk Show

1. Campus love is like pure water, but can you hold her and drink it for a lifetime?

2. As long as you have confidence, green love will mature one day.

3. Breaking up right after graduation is a choice or an excuse.

4. As long as the hoe is wielded well, there is no need to worry about digging corners.

5. Friendship can withstand the ordinary, but cannot withstand the wind and rain. Love can withstand the wind and rain, but cannot withstand the ordinary.

6. In love, we always want to seek a kind of satisfaction from the outside world, so it will never be satisfied. And if we always want to meet certain requirements of the other party by changing ourselves, In fact, the other party will never be truly satisfied with you; if you want to have a beautiful love, the most important thing is to love yourself well and affirm yourself, and then you will have a beautiful love.

7. In the experience of life, pure love does not always happen. While you still have it, cherish the other person, take a good look at the other person's strengths and weaknesses, and learn to To love him and accept her. Instead of trying to change! That way you will have a more perfect harvest!

8. People can only develop invincible armor after being scarred. Brother looks so abstract, but there is still spring, so what are you afraid of!

9. The reason why we fall in love with someone is often because we fall in love with ourselves in love.

10. When Cupid shoots love and arrows at you, you have love and arrows. When you return love to Cupid, you only have arrows.

11. Love is a heroic dream in a tired life. Because of love, everyone has his or her own legend.

12. Love belongs to the brave who dare to give and take, and the brave must have the courage to admit defeat.

13. I also believe that love can overcome all difficulties, but after all difficulties there will be all difficulties, after all difficulties there will be all difficulties, and after all difficulties there will be all difficulties. In short, loving someone is difficult.

14. Marriage is not about making a promise to the other party, nor is it about binding others, but it is about binding yourself.

15. Like is a feeling, love is a responsibility. You cannot always be willful like a child. You have to learn to grow up, and your parents will not protect you forever.

16. Love is a war. I am not afraid of getting hurt, I am just afraid that you will be unhappy.

17. Love is also a dream. As long as you work hard, your dream will come true.

18. Sometimes, love is a kind of harm. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

19. Relying on others will make you fall, and relying on others will make you grow old. Love must rely on yourself.

20. Relationships are a matter between two people. Blaming others will only make true love pass you by.

21. Love makes people warm. When the word "warm" is broken down, it means one day and one love. A little more love every day will make our days warmer.

22. We came together because we didn’t understand each other, and we broke up because we understood each other.

23. The difference between a lie and an oath is that one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.

24. The carousel is the cruelest game in the world. They chase each other but are always separated by a sad distance.

25. Some things are obviously wrong, but you have to persist because you are unwilling to give up. Some people obviously love you, but you have to give up because there is no ending.

26. Love is the greatest adventure in the world, and all people are adventurers without hesitation.

27. If love and friendship leave you. Then one is like an exile. Go somewhere far away.

28. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you work, it will be in vain.

29. When you fall in love with someone, you also give that person the right to hurt you!

30. After leaving campus, we all drank and lived in a muddle.

31. Breaking up right after graduation is because after graduation, you are no longer an easy lover and classmate.

32. I always thought that I was decadent, but now I know that in fact I have been a decadent person for a long time.

33. In fact, difficulties are not terrible. What is terrible is that no one is sharing it with you.

34. When something goes wrong, you must first find the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth for being unattractive when you are constipated.

35. Marriage is like a cigarette. Not every cigarette can burn to the end. Even when the cigarette is exhausted, there will be another one.

36. Only when a woman is more jealous can she retain the heart of a man.

37. In this fast food era, there is fast food music, fast food culture, and fast food love, so there are more and more stepmothers standing in front of you carrying fast food.

38. Home is a place for love, not reason.

39. For a woman, her husband is the world and her son is everything.

40. It doesn’t matter if you don’t know how to cook. As long as you pretend to be good at washing dishes after the meal, that’s fine.

41. Marriage is about putting on a cotton coat for freedom. Although it is inconvenient to move around, it is very warm.

42. Hugging is really a strange thing. They are so close but can’t see each other’s faces clearly.

43. I love you, it’s my business, it’s none of your business.

44. The old woman on the Naihe Bridge has changed to selling Coke, telling me how to forget you.

45. The script of life is not a sequel to parents, nor a prequel to children, nor a sequel to friends.

46. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who make you do everything possible to get out of singleness.

47. When you were young, you did not act recklessly and boldly. But when you are old, why do you have topics to talk about?

48. Love is like a ghost. Many people have heard of it but few have seen it.

49. Even though you irrigate me carefully, I won’t love you if I don’t love you.

50. Is love equal? ??It is impossible. Whoever loves deeply will be in pain.

51. Flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to the cow dung.

52. Love is like boiled water, drink it every day, it is tasteless, but without it, you will definitely die.

53. Love can fill the regrets of life, but it can also create more regrets.

54. My friend, have you ever been in the Jianghu world? Men are the Jianghu world. The Jianghu world is dangerous, do you know?

55. Don’t move emotionally if you move. If you move, be willing to admit defeat.

56. Love is a matter of romance, and frustrated people cannot afford it.

57. If you fall in love with someone because of loneliness, then you will eventually become lonely because of love.

58. A man never worries about his future until he finds a wife, and a woman often worries about her future until she finds a husband.

59. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

60. Falling in love creates courage because of strangers, and beauty comes from distance.

61. Don’t use garlic cloves as narcissus, and let the narcissus miss you.