Seek a cross talk about friendship, not a ode to friendship, online, etc! ! !

I want to make friends with crosstalk. Performers: Ma Yunlu, Liu Jiyi: I will tell you crosstalk ... A: You speak crosstalk well. No, I'm young. A: Young and good. Young people are eager to learn, active in thinking and dare to explore. Let's make friends. Make friends with me? A: (singing) "Please let me help you, just as I help myself; Please let me care about you as much as we care about ourselves, and you and I will become more friendly. " B: That's very enthusiastic. A: (singing) Let me help you buy coal. B: (singing) ... My family cooks and burns gas. A: (singing) Let me help you move the furniture. B: (singing) I have a ready-made one at home. A: (singing) Then I'll build you a room. B: (singing) There is an excess of housing in my house. A: (singing) Then I'll help you find someone. Hey ... A: How's it going? B: (singing) I'm afraid my wife won't agree. A: Huh? Are you married? The children are all in the nursery. Well, I've been working for nothing. B: That's all right. I'm too enthusiastic about you. We are friends. A: Good! From now on, we share weal and woe; I'll solve your difficulties, and you help me if I have difficulties. If you have money, we can spend it. I want money in the bank. You have something to eat. Let's ... B: Wait a minute! Does it make sense? Spend mine and keep yours? A: I'll get it when you use it. B: Let's go our separate ways. A: Don't worry, I always make friends with sincerity, otherwise how can I do a good job in leadership? Are you still the leader? A: I am a political cadre of the unit, focusing on youth work. B: Youth's work is not easy. A: Well, I didn't realize it before. Young people call me "bear". What do you mean by short position? A: They call me "bear" because I used to engage in short politics, tell short stories, shout short slogans and brush short slogans. B: It's a satire on everyone. A: But at that time, I kept thinking: Is it wrong to shout slogans and brush slogans? B: The propaganda is true, but you have to combine it closely with reality. I did. B: How did you get together? I have a meeting. A "production mobilization meeting" is held every three days, and a "pledging meeting" is held every five days. B: How many meetings will there be? A: Not much. Seven times a week at most. Is there a meeting every day? A: It's all about doing great things! So many meetings, what are you talking about? A: Of course! First of all, according to the characteristics of young people, I put forward the slogan of a month's war. B: How did you mention it? A: "Young comrades, the spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the earth, and everyone is working hard for the four modernizations. Our battle slogan in January is: open the door in January to spread good news. " B: February? A: "February and March were full of vigor and won the first season. April is full of gas, welcoming May Day. June is tight, and July 1 day is a gift. In August, high temperature led to a daily increase in output. In September, the task was heavy, and the output ended to welcome the National Day. 1 1 month〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓 12 The most important thing is to work hard, and then work hard. My waist is broken, my eyes are rotten, my head is cracked, and I am tied with hemp rope. " B: Huh? What are you doing? A: This is called "minor injuries can't go down the line of fire". B: Is a broken head a minor injury? A: Don't call it true, it's to cheer everyone up! B: The slogan "Too much is too late" is false. In addition, you can't just shout slogans. You should be good at finding problems and solving them. A: How do you know I haven't solved it? I found that some young people have poor labor discipline, so I immediately held a meeting to criticize this problem. That should be criticized. A: "Young comrades, today I want to talk about labor discipline. As is known to all, China implements the policy of opening to the outside world. At present, urban pollution is improving. Recently, the vegetable market price has been stable. We must protect the legitimate rights and interests of women and children. " B: Where did you get so much nonsense? A: I am trying to let everyone know the situation. B: the situation should also be targeted. A: "In such a good situation, some young people go to the toilet." B: Nothing can stop you from going to the toilet! A: Go to the toilet and read novels! And it will take more than half an hour to see it. Who do you think this deserves? Please think again, in that dark old society ... "hey, is this bitter, too?" A: "We working class are poor peasants and middle peasants. We have nothing to eat and nothing to wear. Please don't whisper. They're dying, and it's painful ... stop knitting. Bitter than Coptis chinensis! When do they have time to squat in the toilet and read novels? Even if they have time, where can they find such a good toilet? ! "hey! What a good word. A: "Comrades, speaking of toilets, I want to talk about it for another 20 days. Some of our young people are very careless about keeping the toilet clean. "B: I shifted my focus to hygiene. A: "Our next step is to fight a people's war in which toilet paper is thrown into the basket!" "B: Is this called war? A: "At the same time, we should set off a new climax of spitting in the jar! And resolutely carry out the hand washing campaign before and after meals! " B: Well, everything has become exercise. A: "Exercise is not just a fluke. We really should take action. The league members took the initiative to vomit in the bowl, the cadres took the lead in putting toilet paper in the basket, and the young people washed their hands afterwards. And those stubborn comrades,