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Creative advertising language

1, success requires friends, Taiwan certificates and you really make friends. -"Taiwan Province Securities"

2. An advertisement for a sour juice drink-"A little farewell is sour, and a happy party is sweet."

3. A new book advertisement-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

4. The advertisement of a hat company-"Take people by their hats!"

5. An advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass for your window. "

6, can't say, wash it. -"Jieeryin Washing Liquid Advertisement"

7. An advertisement of a printing company-"Print everything except money."

8. A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please go straight without braking."

9. An advertisement for a jiaozi store-"Everything!"

10, an advertisement in a car showroom-"Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."

1 1, woman, what do you pursue? -"Advertising for women's cosmetics"

12, the trip to Wan Li begins with a single step. -Advertisement of Nanjing Leather Shoes Factory

13, Didi cares and injects your vitality. -Mailuoning Injection

14, No Smoking Advertisement in Public Places-"Please don't smoke because there is no hole in the carpet and there is no hole in your lungs."

15, an advertisement of a perfume company-"Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle."

16, a fire in winter. -"heater advertisement"

17, a beauty salon advertisement-"Please don't talk to the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. "

18, a cosmetic advertisement-"Find it early, don't leave."

19, plants need nutrition, and your skin is no exception. -"Beauty Cream Advertisement"

20, cowhide blowing, please find "Dr. Pi". -"Advertising words of a leather polishing shop"

2 1, you can always control the time between coming and going. -"Rolex"

22. An advertisement for eye drops-"After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make the eye drops spread all over the world."

23, famous paintings can last forever, and famous wines are about to disappear. -"Yiyuan Bistro"

24. A barber shop advertisement-"Not a penny!"

25. Send money and we will cure your mole sore. You keep the money and your mole. -"American mole sore advertisement"

26. A typewriter advertisement-"No friends until you fight!"

27. In the end, there will be a road and a Toyota. -"Nissan Automobile Advertising"

28. A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for the car, but no one prepared them. "

29. A pawnshop advertisement-"Well deserved!"

30. A new book advertisement-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

3 1. Make the flowers of the motherland more beautiful. -"Children's Wear Advertisement"

32. Who says there is only one kind of human beings? -

33. A job advertisement-"Look like a young girl, think like an adult man, act like a mature lady, and act like a donkey!"

34. The advertisement of a flower shop-"The price of roses in our shop is the lowest today, and you can even buy some for your wife."

35. Not a penny. -"Shanghai Liang Xinji Toothbrush Advertisement"

36. The advertisement of the audio company-"Call four times!"

37. A drugstore advertisement-"I'd love to!"

38. An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

Please don't flirt with the woman who just left our hospital. She may be your grandmother. -

40. an advertisement for a washing machine-"a idle wife and a good mother!"

4 1, friend, the music is in your pocket. -"Jinjiao Brand Radio Advertisement"

42. An advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

43. Pull out the "fresh" directly. -"An advertisement for a refrigerator"

Creative recruitment advertisement

Suspension of spring recruitment

"Do you have the heart to live in a cabin less than 10 square meters? Can you bear to watch your girlfriend fight with you all your life, or can't afford a suite? Can you bear to watch your parents tighten their belts and go on a diet and use their little pension to help you pay off your mortgage? This is the place to realize your dreams! ! ! "

Fan recruitment

"Join us, with preferential treatment, complete equipment, free accommodation, a pair of big underpants, flip-flops, a basic salary of $ AK 47800+ commission, and a mobile sea view suite all day. As long as you work hard, buying a house in a metropolis is no longer a dream, and direct dialogue with big names such as Fan Bingbing and Zhang Ziyi is no longer a distance. Don't hesitate, I will give you a sea area in exchange for a miracle of your life! If you are the one! "

Temptation recruitment

"Join us and you will: 1. Work in XXX (company name), a warm, harmonious and beautiful country; 2. Enter the very promising beauty industry; 3. Have a much higher salary than their peers. Monthly income of one million is not a problem; 4. Have the opportunity to get close to big stars and see the beautiful scenery of all countries in the world; 5. It doesn't matter how many women (or men) drive a famous car and live in a villa. "

Emphasize recruitment

"Looking for someone! ! ! Find like-minded people, loyal and wise people, considerate people, diligent and sincere people. "

military recruitment

"Have you suffocated the development space of small companies? Are you looking for a broader battlefield for your long-stored creative energy? No matter the ends of the earth, no matter the ice and snow, you are duty-bound? Then, join our national movement quickly! Lien Chan has more than 200 top beauty projects in China, and 80 senior soldiers have been fighting 10. XXX (company name) battlefield only needs you who want to be a general! Regardless of nationality, sex, age and arms-Special Forces A: Special Forces B: Special Forces C: American senior director and senior sales consultant ... "

Literary recruitment

"The meaning of life, eternal topic, one hundred committee has one hundred answers. One day at noon, I heard the song of Shui Mu Nianhua-when the world is getting colder and colder, let us care for each other, let us care for each other, and be warm in this world, which is the meaning of existence; Love your family, love your friends, love your lover wholeheartedly, and love all the people in this world. This is the meaning of life! ..... The meaning of life is ordinary and simple, and it is meaningful because of love; Because of love, we will help some people, but sometimes we find that we get complaints later; Excuse me, in this case, what do you think may have gone wrong? What will you do next? "

Crazy recruitment

"my dear! ! ! Need a beautiful little girl to be the store manager! ! ! Why nobody pays attention to the basic salary 1800+ commission! ! ! Four sets of uniforms a year! ! ! And transparent, transparent stockings! ! ! It's about to open, but I still haven't found the manager! ! ! ! As long as you have a college degree or above, plus a charming smile! ! ! I hope you are a local hukou, and your hometown dialect sounds very kind! ! ! You want me to post a job advertisement! ! ! You can't afford to hurt such a boss! ! ! Girls, call me quickly! ! ! "

Jumper recruitment

"The bus outdoor advertisement of a career planning website accurately captures the crowd-people who lose confidence in the future." Don't jump ",come to our website and have a look. It may be a turning point. "

Slogan recruitment

"I don't need my dad to be the Li Gangjia of WISCO, and it is not necessarily five; It doesn't matter if you are between A Niu and Niu C, you don't need all kinds of emperors. As long as your yearning for e-commerce (short for e-commerce in the industry) is as enthusiastic as idol, your execution is as vigorous as sweeping the streets in Liaoning, and your sensitivity is as fine as the NDRC's adjustment of oil prices, then come on! Seek all kinds of internet and fashion designers. "

Creative public service advertising language

1, consumer rights and interests are in your hands, and you are arguing. -(Public Service Advertising Words of China Consumer Council)

2. Intel: Give the computer a Pentium core.

3. Prepare endurance tires: Power comes from control.

4. Lycra: The scenery between collection and release is infinite.

5, 7-up drink: non-cola.

6. Microsoft Mouse: Get out if you have no choice.

7. Motorola: Flying over infinity.

8. New Beijing, Great Olympics. -(Public Service Advertising Words of Beijing Olympic Bid Committee)

9. Toyota: In the end, there must be a road, and there must be Toyota.

10, Philips: Let's do better.

1 1, I'm hungry, feed me? (Public service advertising words on Qingdao trash can)

12, blood donation: I don't know you, but I thank you!

13, beware of car accidents, your relatives are waiting for you at home. —— (Beijing Public Service Advertising Words for Preventing Traffic Accidents)

14, green, from your hand. —— (Beijing Greening Advertising Public Service Advertising Words)

15, please tell everyone. -(public service advertising words for forecasting the coming typhoon season)

16, Kodak: This is the moment.

17, be careful, driving fast is your money and your safety. —— (Ling Fei Automobile Safety Publicity Public Service Advertising Words)

18, don't take your work home. -(Public Service Advertising Words of Shunyi Company in Taiwan Province Province)

19, vitality has nothing to do with age. —— (Public Service Advertising Words of Ningbo Elderly Rehabilitation Center)

20. FedEx: The mission must be achieved.

2 1, UpS express: cherish what you entrust, just like delivering it in person.

22, BMW: driving fun, unlimited innovation.

23. General Electric: GE brings a better life.

24,555 cigarettes: extraordinary, mellow and satisfying.

25. Water is the source of life. Saving water is everyone's responsibility. -(Public Service Advertising Words of Beijing Urban Water Saving Office)

26. Eating it is not worth the loss. -(Public Service Advertising Words of Shanghai Meilin Food Company)

27, more enthusiasm, more strength. -(public service advertising words in support of Beijing's Olympic bid)

28. Pick up your public morals from the dustbin. (Public service advertising words of Taiwan Province Laibao Securities Company)

Creative advertising language for women's shoes

1, leisure time, free choice.

2, warm heart, good shoes.

3, the most beautiful is the years, the longest is just the footsteps.

I have traveled all over Qian Shan, and my shoes are always with me.

Happiness is like sound, and beauty is like shoes.

6. The scenery along the way will always accompany you.

7. Everything is beautiful, the distance is comfortable, and the left and right are happy.

8. Step on the classics and enjoy life.

9. Deduct the tolerance and generosity of a sensible woman.

10, taste the world, taste life.

1 1, attitude towards life, free and easy philosophy.

12, elegant and intellectual, step by step to win.

13, intellectual women's shoes, manufacturing experts!

14, the pace of life is up to me.

15, wonderful life, relaxed and free.

16. Get out of joy and confidence.

17, shoe life, shoe hand life.

18, light and happy, full of laughter.

19, smart life, elegant and calm.

20, step out, the front is sunny!

2 1, only you are in my eyes. Have a wonderful trip.

22, smart control, step by step to win.

23. Keep up with the fashion.

24, don't take a mediocre step, just take an extraordinary road.

25. Deduct new splendor, only for a better life.

26, walking fashion, smart women's choice.

27, online and offline, the boutique is wonderful.

28. Bring your own musical imprint.

29. My choice is always beautiful!

30. Help you live a high-quality life.

3 1, follow the fashion trend and enjoy the classic life.

32, love, just find me.

33, a flower and a world, a shoe and a stunner.

34. The vitality of Damei is my first step.

35, the footsteps of dreams, step out of your wonderful.

36. Keep pace with happiness and walk with elegance.

Go to every corner of the world for your love!

38, carefree, love what I love.

39, all the way, love is different from you.

40, fashion with you, confidence with you.

4 1, following the footsteps of COTETA, leaving a fashionable voice.

42, relaxed and free, enough to enjoy.

43. From quality, enjoy life.

44. The feeling of flying around.

45. Experience life with your heart and feel the world with your feet.

46. Get out of your extraordinary beauty.

47, relaxed and free, happy to have.

48. Cheerful steps make the world far away.

49. Swim and move with the music.

50, confident feet, looking back is also a variety of customs.

5 1, the pace of life depends on me.

52. Lighten your feet and feel faster.

53, choose beauty, choose Ye Qianni!

54, fashionable and wonderful.

55. Have a fashionable life and step on happiness to get out of the excitement.

56, accompanied by it, walked out of a different wonderful.

57, simple and fashionable, exquisite and generous.

58. Wear yourself according to my style.

59. Let's embark on a happy journey together.

60. Walk confidently towards freedom.