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Fight the epidemic with me, Cadillac ATS-L will take you to the battlefield.

By May of this year, even if Dabai accompanied me for four years, it was the first car in my life to accompany me for more than three years. I wanted to take you on a long trip to the north during the holiday at the beginning of the year, but the sudden outbreak of COVID-19 in May 438+10 ruined our plan [tears]. Of course, as a medical worker, how can I let the plague abuse me! As the owner of a Cadillac ATS-l, how can I ride the battlefield without you? [Hee hee] Write an article to commemorate our profound revolutionary friendship! As shown above

Ha ha ha ha ha, this is your predecessor! Haha, my first car [shy], no other meaning to commemorate it.

Why do you want to take pictures of your ex? Ha ha ha ha ha ha, I thought I was a veteran of Jining Fox Driving Association. I changed cars, but friends have always been very good, so this Fox driver will take you to a guest appearance after getting married! So white, how happy!

This is your first time to come out to play, Jining Xiaobeihu Scenic Area. I remember it was sunny. [Hee hee], did friends find the word "Geely Emgrand" at the rear of the car?

Zoom in, yes. You are not mistaken, haha, I originally wanted to dress up as a pig to eat a tiger, so I posted a Geely Emgrand. Because of these four words, I have been asked several times: Hey, Laoshuier (meaning master in Jining dialect), is this the latest model of Geely? how much is it? Looking good [goodbye] [goodbye] [goodbye]

Just to show that the exhaust pipe is thicker than other cars of the same class, and I accidentally licked your ass! [Laughter]

This one takes you to my alma mater Taishan Medical College, now called Shandong First Medical University [color] [color] [color].

Remember, this time it's in Qinhuangdao, and it's the first time to drive so far. Go north to Shanhaiguan, and you will reach the three northeastern provinces. I really want to take you there! Unfortunately, there is no time [crazy] [crazy] [crazy]

That's it. As soon as Wu Sangui opened the door, it ushered in the inheritance of the Qing Dynasty for hundreds of years. [Smiling] [Smiling] [Smiling], as if I were Han, so embarrassed.

This is your mistress, the absolute boss of our family. I am usually a driver [silly smile] [silly smile] [silly smile]

Thanks to your car, just add gasoline. If you eat this stuff with me every day, you will grow to 10 tons now!

This is our wedding reception for Katie Che Huiyou in Jining. Friends with ideas can love me [hee hee] in all colors.

This is our organization in Jining, and the actual personnel are close to 1000. There are activities from time to time.

I've been cleaning this polished engine compartment for you all morning. . . But the engine is really big [strong]

Yes, how come there are no pictures of us? However, I did gain weight [hee hee]

Who hasn't turned on the floor oil yet Look, this is the result of floor oil every day. The average fuel consumption is 2 1.5, which is a record.

I switched to a D3 net, which seems much more handsome. . . Yes, you are right, and the headlights have been changed. The lighting effect of Pathfinder's full LED assembly is ok, which is not much different from xenon headlights, but it is beautiful, hahaha. To tell the truth, the headlights of the new CT5 and CT6 are very nice. Too small. Six children. That lamp is really beautiful.

This is for myself. On February 2, 2020, the year before last, I put on protective clothing as usual and continued to fight the plague.

The love of colleagues bows, hahahahahaha. Looking back now, it's really cute [hee hee] [hee hee] [hee hee]

Every time I take off my protective clothing, it's like being caught in a heavy rain. Soak. Water can be poured out of shoes.

How important it is to be a good partner in a semi-polluted area, Fan Xiao.

This is the cartoon of our brother Tong, a cartoonist [snickering] [snickering] who was delayed by medical career.

Lifelong friendship, war friendship. . Thanks to you, our motherland can tide over the difficulties in such a short time. Women don't let men! [fuel] [fuel] [fuel]

I remember a reporter asked me: Why didn't you tell your family when you came to such a dangerous place? I replied: all greatness comes from a brave beginning. [rustic laughter] [rustic laughter] [rustic laughter]

The epidemic will eventually pass. Thank you for your company over the past four years. May the motherland flourish everywhere after spring blossoms. I'll take you and your hostess to visit the beautiful scenery of the motherland and eat delicious food all over the country [hee hee] [hee hee] [hee hee] (old version, remember to give the essence [hee hee])