How to write fun when wechat takes a shot?

The pat function setting of WeChat is to add a suffix to the sentence "My friend slapped me". It should be noted that only ten Chinese characters can be entered, and humorous words can increase the intimacy with friends.

You can write like this:

1. Say this glass of wine is on me.

2. Wooden fish

Our screen is broken.

4. Taohua said that it is not necessary to open it.

5. The bald man said to go to bed early.

6. Our rice says come again 10 bowl.

7. Our cactus has a thorn in its hand.

8. The red rope of the old moon is broken.

9, a small belly muttered a sentence.

10 said to take me home.

I miss you, baby.

12' s Tsinghua Admission Notice.

13, the back says rub the next one.

14, q: which is more beautiful, Xu Gong or me?

15, saying that third brother has grown taller again.

16, melon said: Are you sure this melon is ripe?

You can also enter emoticons, such as fireworks, which will be posted after friends take pictures of themselves.