Funny copywriting

Funny copywriting (selected 56 sentences) 1. In this life, sex and love are not uncommon. What is rare is the opportunity to make a fortune. 2. A child gave me one hundred yuan and asked me to be his parent. When I arrived at his class teacher's place, I immediately knelt down and said, "Honey, listen to my explanation!" ? 3. When I was taking a bath in the bathhouse, I closed my eyes and started thinking about the goddess. As I thought about it, I started to react. As a result, the uncle who was taking the bath threw the towel on me and said with a red face: Bah, who do you think I am? ? 4. If a person is good at it, he will do it step by step, step by step, step by step. 5. What is a master? It is to be able to judge the opponent's intention in an instant, and then kill the opponent invisibly. For example, me: Mom, I think? My mom: No money! 6. I have a problem: I don’t dare to ask for leave, because I’m afraid that if I ask for leave, the company will know that it’s the same with or without me. 7. All this is not as bad as imagined, there are poems and distant places, ribs and soup, barbecue and naan, shrimp and crab roe, hot pot and Malatang, roast duck and fat lamb, coffee and caramel, biscuits and milk sticks, fried food Chicken and miso soup, durian cakes and shrimp dumplings, pizza and cheese fillings, ice cream and lollipops. 8. I always thought I liked men, but it turns out that all I like is handsome men. 9. I had a dream about going to the North Pole. Then a large group of penguins came to me and said, "Sisters, would you like to exchange Q coins?" ? 10. I drank too much last night and ordered a Didi taxi. We stared at each other for thirty seconds in the pouring rain. It looks like the opening of a martial arts movie! I asked: Where is your car? ?He asked me back: ?Where is your car? ?Aren’t you a Didi driver? ?I am driving for Didi. ?The air suddenly became quiet. 11. Tell me what fruit you like to eat. ? Washed fruits, peeled fruits, cut fruits. ? 12. Ambiguous is like "typing". There may be nothing after waiting for a long time. 13. Life is a limited edition every day. Try to make every day happy and meaningful, not for others, only for yourself. 14. If I don’t ask you and don’t tell you = this is distance; if I ask you but don’t tell = estrangement; if I ask you and you tell me = trust; if you don’t tell me I won’t ask = this is tacit understanding 15. Have you changed? I know, Is it just that I'm thinking about it? No, you have become so ugly? 16. When others say "you are such a bitch" to you, you should fight back tactfully like this. Hello, son. ? 17. I really want to have someone who will always be partial to me, who will always be partial to me when I make mistakes, who will always open a big hug to me, and I will jump in and jump in. ? 18. You ignore me today, but tomorrow I will have hyaluronic acid face-lifting injections, whitening injections, double eyelid pads, nose tattoos, eyebrow threads, opened eye corners, breast augmentation, body shaping, and butt lift, which you cannot reach. 19. I am so excited. I have been single for 29 years. Just yesterday on my birthday, I mustered up the courage to confess to my goddess that I have finally been single for 30 years. 20. Education is your means of transportation. 985 is a supersonic plane, 211 is a civil airliner, one is high-speed rail, the second is ordinary express, the third is green, and a junior college is a motorcycle. 21. In life, if you remove marriage and having children, you will switch from hard mode to normal mode. If you remove buying a house and car, you will simply enter easy mode. 22. The farthest distance in the world is on the bus. I kept looking at you, and you looked at me again and again. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you were holding your wallet tightly. 23. I can’t just find a piece of shit in the sea of ??flowers. But I hate the whole sea of ??flowers and believe that there are always more beautiful things than ugly ones. 24. Life is like fighting against landlords. Some people who were in the same group a moment ago become enemies in the blink of an eye. 25. When you are quiet, lie down and think carefully. It is not easy to live. You know that you will die in the future, but you still have to work hard to live. 26. I feel like I have amnesia. The specific manifestation is that I forget the fact that I have no money once I start buying things. 27. Don’t say you are single, dogs are already dead by your age. 28. I wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but instead I ate it into meatballs. 29. The saddest thing: when you open your wallet, the big leader is gone, but the people of all ethnic groups are still there. 30. Other people’s twenties: face-slimming needles, canthus opening, nose bridge padding, fat filling, and apple muscles. My own twenties: This is delicious, that is delicious, hahaha, as long as it is edible, it is delicious. 31. I became fat after I left home, but my local accent has not changed. Children don't recognize each other and exclaim, "Fat man, who are you?"

Hengpi: Return to hometown with tight clothes. 32. Making money is as slow as a tortoise crawls, and spending money is as fast as a hare. 33. Never quarrel with your parents, you will only get beaten when you win. 34. It takes thousands of years for monkeys to evolve into humans, but it only takes two bottles of wine for a human to transform into a monkey. 35. The so-called holiday, you get scolded at home, you have no money when you go out, it’s a very free day. I feel so weak, so I’d better sleep. 36. People who used to be recognized even if they turned into ashes are now unrecognizable with makeup. 37. The fastest person to become a philosopher is the husband, the fastest person to become an economist is the wife, the fastest person to become a strategist is the mother-in-law. 38. Sometimes I feel that I have become ugly. I take out my ID card and see that I am worrying too much. 39. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it. 40. Secret love is a kind of politeness, narcissism is a kind of pride, open love is a style, and not being in love is a taste. 41. The middle parting looks at the nose, the straight bangs look at the face shape, the slanted bangs look at the temperament, and the no bangs look at the facial features. Only then did I realize that I am suitable for face coverings. 42. When I was sorting out the wardrobe at night, I found that a lot of clothes were just a pity to throw away and just like a rustic to wear! 43. You won’t have enough books until you use them, and you won’t have enough money at the end of the month. 44. I passed by a lawn yesterday and saw this slogan: Today you step on my head, next year I will grow on your grave. 45. Some people like your face, some people like your voice, some people like your character, some people like your life, but I am different, I don’t like you. 46. ??I forgot to bring my mobile phone when I went out in the morning. When I came home at noon, my mobile phone displayed a text message from my mother: Son, you forgot to bring your mobile phone. 47. Jack Ma once said: A man's career and appearance are inversely proportional. I couldn't help but look in the mirror. It seemed that I was destined to accomplish nothing in my life. 48. You can't wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep, nor can you intoxicate someone who doesn't love you. You can't be a person who is not on the road, nor can you take shortcuts. 49. There are many things that you can't figure out at the time. Don't worry. If you think about it after a while, you won't be able to remember it. 50. I always close my eyes when cutting onions, thinking that I won’t shed tears, but the moment I cut my hands, I still cried. 51. I think there must be many people who have a crush on me, because after so many years, no one has confessed to me! 52. Be humble, listen to other people’s opinions, and then carefully write down who has opinions about you. 53. The electric fan is really man's best friend. I just asked it if I was ugly, and it shook its head at me seriously all night long. 54. Being in the midst of blessings and not knowing the blessings means that some people have gained weight but pretend not to know it. 55. When you are in a relationship, you should let your boyfriend do everything, let him cook, let him wash dishes, let him wash clothes, let him make money. 56. Love is as pitiful as the money in a bank card, but loneliness and desire are like loans that keep flowing automatically.