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A big wave of homework difficulties is about to appear, all from the second volume of the fifth grade, "Excellence in Practice".

Delicious, you tell us; It's not delicious, please tell everyone.

Zhao Yongliang, Kong Fansen

Originally, it refers to the prestige that officials show to their subordinates when they first take office, and later it refers to showing their power to each other from the beginning. It also means destroying people's prestige.

Blow the leaves to the other side to echo your companions, and then blow the whip a few times.

Harsh words are not conducive to solving problems. Can only pick a bigger fire.

Without humor, it can't give people happy enjoyment.

This is an interesting couplet. The first couplet is short of one, homophonic "clothes"; The bottom couplet is short of ten, which is homophonic "food" Horizontal criticism is nothing without "things" Generally speaking, it is "lack of clothes and food, nothing", which vividly reflects the miserable life of working people in the old society.

Change "Everyone" to "You"

If you change your tune, you will change your mind.

In Liang State, there is a family named Yang. There is a nine-year-old son at home. He is very clever. One day, Junping Kong came to visit his father. It happened that his father was not at home, so Junping Kong called the child out. The child brought Junping Kong fruits, including bayberry. Junping Kong pointed to Yangmei and showed it to the children, saying, "This is the fruit of your family." The child immediately replied, "I haven't heard that peacock is your bird."

Curiously, Junping Kong made a fuss about surnames, and so did the children. The most wonderful thing is that he didn't directly call himself a master of poultry, but politely expressed "Peacock is not your bird, Myrica rubra is my fruit" in a negative way, leaving Junping Kong speechless. The child has a quick mind and a humorous language.

Just now, I was fascinated by everyone's enthusiasm.

Insult refers to insulting others by words and deeds and damaging their personality or reputation.

The rehabilitation hospital will bring you a better tomorrow.

My sister satirized my brother's irresponsibility in humorous language.

Youdan Kimbili