Joke Collection Website - News headlines - There were cars being washed before the car wash opened, but there were no cars being washed after it opened. What happened?

There were cars being washed before the car wash opened, but there were no cars being washed after it opened. What happened?

There were cars being washed before the car wash opened, but there were no cars being washed after it opened. What happened?

Is there something wrong with your marketing?

Before the car wash opened What attracted customers?

What changed the factors that attracted customers to the door after opening? What slogan did the car wash give out when it opened?

I wish your business will continue to boom. Continuously. Then you can just say that business is booming or something like that and mark who sent it and that’s about it. Please send me a blessing message for the opening of the car wash on May 1st, thank you

Labor Day is here! I wish Honghong’s career is at its peak, all of them are as strong as tigers, have countless gold and silver jewelry, work is not hard, fall asleep with happiness, and take romance with them on the road!

May Day is here, you should drink less, eat more vegetables, and listen to your wife.

May Day is coming, and I want to send you five ones. I hope you will have a great career, have a safe life, make a lot of money in business, and accidentally win a big prize when buying lottery tickets.

The warm weather brings a good mood. Happy work is rewarded with laughter. Labor Day is here again, and I just want to say one thing to you: Have fun, have fun, have fun. Good job!

Labor can make you live a happy life, and labor can get you out of trouble; labor is the source of happiness, and labor is the driving force for success. As Labor Day approaches, I wish you work and be happy!

In order to express my best wishes to you, I asked my comrades to send you a lot of blessing text messages, which basically represent my opinions. I will add two more points: Have a good time on May Day, take good care of yourself, and have a happy life. Live a good life, go on a good road, and feel in a great mood

Labor is valuable, but rest is even more valuable. For the sake of the future, the two cannot be thrown away! Labor is for faster success, rest is for better labor. May Day is here, let your body rest and your mind take a vacation! Happy holidays!

The bustling streets are marked by your dusty footsteps; the vast world of people is marked by your diligent presence; on this special day. I wish you all the best, health and safety, and a happy May Day!

Although today is Labor Day, you should also pay more attention to rest and stay healthy. Happy holidays and prosperous business!

Happy May Day! I wish you all good food, good play and good mood!

Boss, I have worked hard for you over the past year, so it’s time for you to treat me to a treat on May Day!

Labor is glorious! It’s shameful not to work! Loving labor is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. Everyone, go to work first. I will come soon!

On Labor Day, I wish you a fruitful work and what you deserve. I hope that the bosses who rely on us workers to support us will truly appreciate our support and give you a raise, a raise...

On the occasion of the May Day holiday, I would like to send you a heartfelt prayer and blessing. , sincerely wish you and your family a happy holiday!

I wish you a happy May Day: your bonus will be doubled, your career will be further developed, your popularity will be even more popular, your health will be better, and everyone will love you, and you will have more beauties around you

p>

May Day is coming, I give you five ones. May your career soar, may your life be smooth, may your business be profitable, may your partner be a little understanding, may your friends be loyal to you, may you be blessed Always by your side.

Instead of giving gifts during the May Day holiday, I will send you a text message. Health and happiness will always be with you, and good luck will never be separated from you. And let me tell you, labor is the hard way!

I have never been a thief, but I want to steal happiness for you! I have never cheated anyone, but I want to cheat you out of happiness! I have never harmed anyone, but I want to bring happiness to you! I have never relied on anyone, but I want to give you peace! Happy May Day!

My dear, I finally feel sorry for you working day and night on housework. In order to continue to enjoy your "service" with peace of mind in the future, I have to reluctantly decide: I will let you do whatever you want during this holiday.

A one-day family trip on May 1st, round trip by bus. Activities include cleaning the floors and kitchen grease in my house, scrubbing pots and pans, washing clothes and bedding, bringing your own lunch, 210 people, register as soon as possible .

No more labor this May Day, just relax. Although my heart is much more relaxed, it seems like I can’t hold anything in it. Not for anything else, just for what I have in my heart - only you.

Happy Labor Day!

During the May Day holiday, I went to enjoy the flowers, and Dali camellias were the best in the world. The cherry blossoms in Wuhan bloom for seven days, and the plum blossoms in Nanjing outshine the red clouds. If you don't have money in your pocket, it's not bad to stay at home. Looking left and right, I feel beautiful, my wife is also a flower!

A thousand roses are given to you, asking you to love yourself; a thousand paper cranes are given to you, troubles will never leave you; a thousand lucky stars are given to you, good luck always surrounds you! Good luck on Labor Day. What should I do if there are no cars coming to the car wash just after it opened?

When it first opens, it must do promotions, such as free car washes for a week or discounted car washes, so that people can come and open the car wash.

If you get up early and stay late, be honest and trustworthy.

How to open a car wash

There is water, cloth and a car

Go to the car wash and ask yourself. People, wiping cloths, water guns, drying barrels, vacuum cleaners, deerskin, car washing liquid, wax, selected factory site, registration, opening publicity, door sign advertising, etc. Is it profitable to open a car wash now? Can I open a car wash?

There is still money to be made in this industry, but the profit margin for car washing alone is not large. No one can guarantee that you can make 100% money by opening a car wash shop. It depends on the place you choose. This is very critical. It also depends on your service and technology. If you have regular old customers and develop a project that comes with car washing, the profit will still be good.

If I tell you that you can open it, you can make money. Not necessarily

First, how much money do you have

Second, how much money can you raise

Third, do you have relevant work experience? , it can be seen from your question that you are a layman.

Once you have figured out a way, just do it. I wish you success!