Single dog slogan

1. The ancient world was dominated by one sword, but now it is a dissolute world.

Teacher, it's very kind of you to send us so much homework on New Year's Day.

The progress of homework can never catch up with the progress of school!

4, the top of the mountain, come together, my sister is singing a sweet song on the opposite side.

5, after reading it, stop boasting, fuck you.

6, my life, you ignore, your world, I don't care.

7. I have the handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at this age. The most classic encyclopedia of space talk

I want to say that I randomly sent a signature that day and was selected by the judges. This is definitely an accident, and there has never been an accident since then.

9. You are playing with your mobile phone. How to persuade your deskmate to help you see the teacher? Play with your deskmate's mobile phone!

10, what are you doing with your mobile phone? Why else would I play with shit?

1 1. Rich girl: Have you ever seen a famous brand? My bag says LV! Me: I have studied pinyin and seen donkeys, right?

12, she got angry and ran out the door. He rushed downstairs to stop her and took the door back.

13, it used to be a fairy tale love, but now it's a hell of a life.

14, I keep telling myself that I will die if I eat too much, but it turns out that I am not afraid of death.

15, it's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

16, how do you know I'm behind you if you don't look back?

17. There was a girl who had only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

18, if you can't keep your mouth shut this winter and don't lose weight, you will have a very special foreign English name. Fat Germany won't be in the middle of winter.

20. You are too dark. What if I can't find you when it's dark?

2 1. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

22. I like pink.

23. Why are you avoiding me? Because I promised you that I would forget you forever.

24. Give me sunshine, and I will be brilliant. Give me a flood, I'll drown you with shit, and you'll have dinner.

25. Make a cup of Sanlu and give XX a drink.

26. Waiting is the oldest in life.

27. Once upon a time, there was an elk. It was playing in the forest and got lost by accident. So it calls its good friend giraffe: Hey, I'm lost. Hearing this, the giraffe replied, Hey, I'm a giraffe ~

28. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

29. single dog's self-deprecating quotations/single dog's classic quotations.

30. When quarreling with your boyfriend, don't rush to blame him, first reflect on yourself. If you are really wrong, think about how to pass it on to him.

3 1, there are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, this can't be done and that can't be done.

32. A bunch of kindergartens downstairs are funnier than playing with little magic fairy, and they have been playing. Finally, they couldn't help but open the window and shouted out the dark god of Gunala! They all ran away.

33. I have a desire not to get tanned, but I have a heart to go out surfing all day.

When I came to America, I took a deep breath. The air was so sweet that I threw away my five masks and put on five bulletproof vests silently.

35. Why do you always make mistakes?

36. Anyone can acquiesce in being copied and imitated by your Excellency, but can you not confuse the viewer with plagiarism?

37. I especially hate the slogan "It's shameful to waste food" written in the canteen. You really have the cheek to put up a slogan saying that others are eating the food that farmers' uncles have worked so hard to grow.

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.

39. Who hasn't died in life since ancient times?

40. It is difficult to go to work. I am very tired at work. Going to work is simply a painful thing. You might as well join club B. You don't have to queue up for shopping, you don't have to pay shopping fees, and you have to pay protection fees.

4 1, I allow you to walk into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world. ..