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Classic quotations from Liu Jianhong Leiren

Liu Jianhong Lei Ren Classic Quotations

Liu Jianhong was admitted to the journalism department of Renmin University of China in 1986, majoring in radio and television, and graduated in 199. After that, he worked in Shijiazhuang TV station for 6 years. At the end of March, 1996, he transferred to CCTV's football night column to explain the major football events of the World Cup and the European Cup many times.

1. There is a little garlic under your feet ...

2. There is still a little origin between South African football and China football. Mark Williams played in League A (also called Origin = =)

3. At this time, the two sides entered the melee stage

4. His eyes are as accurate as his feet!

5. They show too much respect for Argentina.

6. Messi is competing with the other team for the header, as if it were magnetic to the ball.

7. Poke the ball and it works well!

8. To control the game, control the ball

9. This is the disadvantage that the goalkeeper is not tall. Haha, 1.71 meters. Fortunately, there is a 1.82-meter defender

1. The ball is still not accurate enough. It is obviously unwise to let the old car participate in the F1 game.

11. Higuain hits the door! The ball-it's in! (Cheers) Oh! The goal was actually saved by the goalkeeper. From the point of view of the scene, the goal was scored ... (Really innocent ...)

12. Mexican players are like dwarfs around Snow White in fairy tales, short, smart, tenacious, happy and ignorant.

13. aguero has a famous saying: Even if I can't be a star, I will be a star's wife ... (Poor aguero! Look, how harmonious it is ~)

16. He is skilled and holds the ball well (it has already been broken by the opponent).

17. The main idea of Slovenia and Algeria is to get points from each other (such nonsense is really unexpected).

18, "offside! Is it offside? It should be offside. Yes, that's right. Obviously offside. Let's look at slow motion again. Oh ... This ball doesn't seem to be offside. Let's look at it again. Well, it's true that it's not offside ... "

19. This is the first yellow card of this World Cup. Juarez took the yellow card" sofa "

2, and took out the yellow card bench again.

21. Mexican players, like Mexico's native cactus, look ordinary and will suddenly stab you.

22. Pereira said that this is his last World Cup, even though the next World Cup is in his native South Africa. The next World Cup is in South Africa, so where is this one now? )

23. The host country, Mexico (oh, it turns out that this World Cup is in Mexico)

24. Hey ~ ~ ~ ~ The machine ~ ~ will meet

25. Ribery turned to the right, perhaps for a change of luck. (I love playing mahjong)

26. An old horse is like two cats and four twos in his hand. If you don't win this card ... (Besides mahjong, you also love fighting landlords)

27. Three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang, not to mention three such top players! What can they discuss together? Good shot! ! ! ! Hit high ... (Messi, Tevez and Veron discussed a fly ball)

28. The defender's hand is not completely out of his body. (...)

29. With such an accurate penalty, I wonder if the linesman brought a microscope.

3, this foul, if the referee will be more severe and harsh, may be awarded a penalty.

32. Diego Maradona's son-in-law Aguero's wife is Diego Maradona's daughter.

33. Marcos participated in the World Cup finals for the ninth time. (How old was he when he first participated?)

34. This kind of foul is equivalent to a car rear-end, and the person behind is always responsible. (it's so vivid, it's full of faces.)

35. I saw clearly at the scene that Veron did make eye contact with Heinze before taking the corner kick, and then the goal was scored. (Teacher Liu has a good eye)

36. Tevez is the most fierce player in Argentina and wants to tear up the opponent's goal. (Shredding the goal, and then what?)

37. Argentina is like a museum of strikers, with Messi, Higuain, Tevez (I can't think of four words, but I held it for more than ten seconds) and flashy Milito. It is generally believed that another qualifying spot for this group will be produced among Nigeria, South Korea and Greece. (Nonsense, everyone knows this) 39 Sometimes their feet go slower than time. Who can compare with time? )

39. The biggest highlight in the first half was … no highlight

4. Villa has scored 42 goals, followed by Raul with 44 goals. Villa has become the top scorer in Spain with the most goals. What are the classic quotations of Liu Jianhong Leiren

1. Offside! Is it offside? It should be offside. Yes, that's right. Obviously offside. Let's look at slow motion again. Oh ... This ball doesn't seem to be offside. Let's look at it again. Well, it's true that it's not offside ...

2. This is the first yellow card in this World Cup. Juarez took the yellow card' sofa'

3. He took out the yellow card bench again

4. Mexican players, like Mexican native cactus, look ordinary and will suddenly stab you.

5. Pereira said that this is his last World Cup, even though the next World Cup is in his native South Africa. The goal was actually saved by the goalkeeper. From the point of view of the scene, it was scored ... (It was really innocent ...)

22. Mexican players are like dwarfs around Snow White in fairy tales, short, smart, tenacious, happy and ignorant.

23. aguero has a famous saying: Even if I can't be a star, I will be a star's wife. . . . (Poor aguero)

24. "Argentina won the game 4-1, so the South Korean team must have qualified for the group"

25. Diego Maradona made a good deal ... The ball went into the stadium to hug his players (favorite sentence! Look, how harmonious it is ~)

26. He is skilled and holds the ball well (it has already been broken by the opponent).

27. The main idea of Slovenia and Algeria is to get points from each other (such nonsense is really unexpected).

28. The defender's hand has not completely left his body.

29. With such an accurate penalty, I wonder if the linesman brought a microscope.

3, this foul, if the referee will be more severe and harsh, may be awarded a penalty.

31. His long-range shot flies to the goal like a fly.

32. Diego Maradona's son-in-law Aguero's wife is Diego Maradona's daughter.

33. Marcos participated in the World Cup finals for the ninth time. (How old was he when he first participated?)

34. This kind of foul is equivalent to a car rear-end, and the person behind is always responsible. (it's so vivid, it's full of faces.)

35. I saw clearly at the scene that Veron did make eye contact with Heinze before taking the corner kick, and then the goal was scored. (Teacher Liu has a good eye)

36. Tevez is the most fierce player in Argentina and wants to tear up the opponent's goal. (Shredding the goal, and then what?)

37. Argentina is like a museum of strikers, with Messi, Higuain, Tevez (I can't think of four words, but I held it for more than ten seconds) and flashy Milito. It is generally believed that another qualifying spot for this group will be produced among Nigeria, South Korea and Greece. (Nonsense, everyone knows this) 39 Sometimes their feet go slower than time. Who can compare with time? )

4. The biggest highlight in the first half was … no highlight

41. Villa has scored 42 goals, followed by Raul with 44 goals. Villa has become Spain's top scorer with the most goals.

42. The match between Spain and Paraguay reached its climax in the 57th minute of the second half. The two teams got the opportunity of penalty one after another, and both missed. However, during this period, CCTV commentator Liu Jianhong repeatedly called "In!" The new style of explanation with quick and short tone is refreshing. At that time, Paraguay took the lead in winning a penalty, but unfortunately Cardoso missed; Subsequently, the Spanish side Villa made a penalty, and Alonso took the lead. At that time, Liu Jianhong quickly shouted: "Yes! It's in It's in Enter! " It left a deep impression on many viewers. However, when the referee on duty ruled that the Spanish player entered the restricted area first, the penalty was invalid. As a result, Alonso was saved again.

43. It is worth mentioning that Liu Jianhong is calling "Enter!" The speech speed is very fast, the tone rises, and the overall voice is very urgent. His style of explanation may be to create another version of "goal! goal! goal! goal!”

in the 44th and 83rd minutes, Spain broke the deadlock on the field. Pedro's right foot shot 11 meters away from the door bounced back to the inside of the left post, and Villa stopped the ball 8 meters away from the door and hit the inside of the right post, then hit the other post and bounced in. Liu Jianhong immediately even shout again "into! It's in It's in Enter! " Let people feel his new interpretation style again. Excerpts from Liu Jianhong's classic quotations

Liu Jianhong was admitted to the journalism department of Renmin University of China in 1986, majoring in radio and television, and graduated in 199. After that, he worked in Shijiazhuang TV station for 6 years. At the end of March, 1996, he transferred to CCTV's football night column to explain the major football events of the World Cup and the European Cup many times. In 28, he was selected into the national team of China Olympic Report Host, and served as the host of "Hall of Honor" on the Olympic Channel. He is also the host of Football Night.

Liu Jianhong's classic quotation:

If China football really wants to get rid of the current predicament, it should change its way of living and thinking. Now, it is not a change of coach, but something else can solve it.

People are different. Some people like to try new things, while others don't. I am a person who is uneasy about the status quo, and I am constantly exploring and improving my business ability.

the team doesn't play at a high level in the game just by spirit and fighting capacity, and it doesn't mean that it can win the game by pushing its fighting desire to the limit, no. A good team must have a scientific and reasonable organization, a more harmonious atmosphere and a better team culture. None of these things can be formed in a short time.

In fact, it doesn't matter whether China football can enter the World Cup or win the world championship, but what I think is that if we all know how to train good citizens with football, it is actually a very good way of education, which is absent from our government.

if we all live under the baton of the college entrance examination, our children will be like that, or chubby, or small glasses. In short, their sports ability is getting worse and worse.

No one can expect the China football team to be a very good and healthy whole. Now it is how to run our team as well as possible in this situation, and you have to do it at high cost or low cost.

China football has grown in the environment of China for more than 2 years, and it is unlikely that it will grow Spanish grapes and become Spanish red wine at once. At most, we are Changyu.

With such an accurate penalty, I wonder if the linesman brought a microscope.

If you are watching a 64-episode series, what we see today is the 12th episode. If we want to give this episode a name, it should be called Cross Tiger Fight Cross Eagle

This kind of foul is equivalent to a rear-end collision of a car, and the person behind is always responsible.

Mexican players are like the dwarfs around Snow White in fairy tales. They are short, smart, tough, happy and unsophisticated.

Messi is competing with the opponent for the header, as if he were magnetic to the ball.

Mexican players, like Mexico's native cactus, seem ordinary and will suddenly stab you.

offside! Is it offside? It should be offside. Yes, that's right. Obviously offside. Let's look at slow motion again. Oh, this ball doesn't seem to be offside. Let's look at it again. Well, there is no offside .......

A football match is not a boxing match, but you can win by points. Holding the ball for a long time does not mean that you can win.

Asian teams were wiped out, but don't look down on our neighbors. South Korea and Japan are still making progress in football, and one game is not enough to explain too many problems. For them, this is a setback in progress, and there is no need to doubt the road under their feet. For China football, our direction is still in confusion. In such a situation, who are we to tell our neighbors what to do?

only when your heart is clear can you see the sunshine.

those spectators who doubt everything and think that there is something fishy in every World Cup, you insult not football, but only your own shallowness. The World Cup continues, and the excitement continues. We will not ruin our good mood of appreciation and taste because of a little noise.

historical rivals, geographical neighbors and enemies on the court! Everyone is in a relatively good state, and there are players with excellent talents. This kind of fight is really hard to predict. In fact, it is better to appreciate it than to predict it. In the fierce battle, I only hope that both sides will be fighters! Classic quotations from Lei Ren

1. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly got oil.

2. Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake!

3. I swear I'll cut off my hand if I surf the Internet again, and I found out that I am Guanyin with a thousand hands.

4. Isn't it the saddest thing to have a monthly exam on your birthday? It's okay, I'm still open ~ "Dear friends

5. Don't be cool with me, I'm MINUS ten degrees!

6. I must write today! ! I'm fucking killing you for this stupid math!

7. Spit is used to count money, not to be reasonable.

8. The poor play with cars, the rich play with watches, and the diaosi play with computers ...

9. The space background music is all right again. Kill Matt,

1. Only when I pay the mobile phone fee did I realize that my words were so valuable.

11. Seeing you, I ..