Funny quotes during the epidemic

These are:

1. I was afraid of seeing ghosts when I went out at night, but now I am afraid of seeing people when I go out during the day.

2. Eat when you are sleepy, sleep after eating, and sleep for a long time. Those who are not pigs are humans.

3. Less mobile, no China Unicom---China Telecom.

4. The Wuhan duck neck downstairs in the community finally admitted that it was fake, not from Wuhan, but a local duck.

5. It’s finally time to contribute to society by lying at home and doing nothing! Cherish it!

6. Those with big faces are called masks, and those with small faces are called masks.

7. What needs to be drawn now is not a car or a house, but a mask.

8. There was a traffic accident just now. After getting out of the car, the two drivers added each other on WeChat, and then they went back to the car and exchanged voice curses for several hours? They didn’t dare to quarrel in person for fear of being splashed with saliva. .

9. The doctor prescribed some pills for me. When I got home, I accidentally knocked over the bottle and rolled out of the door. It turned out to be Haoxingchumen.

10. Going out to buy masks now is like investing. Spend 1 mask when going out, buy 10 masks, and make a net profit of 9 masks. If you can't buy a mask, you will lose one.

11. Love to eat game, Henan's regulation slogan: Eat game from the seventh day of the lunar month to the seventh day of the first lunar month.

12. I was so bored that a mushroom grew on my head. I picked it off and ate it, but I was poisoned. The doctor said it was a good mushroom poison.

13. People on one floor and people on another building guess horses and drink wine to relieve their boredom.

14. During the epidemic, I have to lament the speed of development of my hometown. I haven’t been home for just a few months. Not only are the roads and streets different, but even the high-speed rail station has been renovated.

15. The safest people now are those in prison.

16. Those who do not report their fever are class enemies lurking among the people.

17. During the Chinese New Year this year, those who can come out to meet are all life and death friends, those who can come out to play cards are desperadoes, and those who can come out for a date are definitely true love.

18. Remind everyone: If you feel tired, sore or have a headache at home, don’t be too nervous. Because this is caused by lying in bed for a long time and scrolling through your phone, don’t worry.