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Sniper's defense

Oh, how lovely! Oh, how lovely!

Oh, feather bullets! Oh, a bullet made of feathers!

Hey, worst gun I've ever seen. Drink, that's the worst gun I have ever seen.

What's the matter? Is your line broken? What's the matter? Is your bowstring broken?

Ah, isn't that interesting? Ah, that's old, isn't it?

Take a gun and you'll live longer! Take a gun, you can live longer!

Guns are the future, my friend! Guns are the future, my friend!

My gun is fast! My gun is fast!

Someone took a knife to a gunfight! Someone took a knife to a gunfight!

You take the knife and I'll take the gun. You pulled out a knife, but I pulled out a gun.

Unbelievable! It's really incomprehensible!

There is nothing wrong with killing you. There's nothing wrong with killing you.

Killing is the last resort, yes. But other resorts do not have swimming pools. Hunting is the last resort, yes. But other methods are not even within the scope of choice.

Death is easy. Here, let me show you. It is easy to die. Come on, I'll show you.

Why am I laughing? This is what a militant looks like. Why am I laughing? That's what a militant person looks like.