What is the funniest joke you have ever heard?

1. In high school, after class was over, students rushed to buy lunch boxes outside. A girl took a shortcut to get there before others, and the manhole cover in front was not covered properly and fell down! After a while, she climbed up with the edge of the well, and she was very embarrassed. A group of junior high school children passed by in horror. She was in a hurry and said while climbing: Hey! It's really difficult to repair ...

2. When I was in middle school, I was bitten by mosquitoes in the summer, and it was really itchy in class, but I can't reach in and scratch it, I can bear it! It's killing me! After class, I stole a box of cool oil from my deskmate (girl) and ran to the toilet, only to regret it after putting it on-that excitement, DD stood up and said nothing! I can't stop the lack of clothes in summer, so I have to bend over and move back to the classroom, sit down and lean against the desk and dare not move. Cool oil smells so bad that my deskmate snapped: Did you steal my cool oil? Where did you wipe it? ! I wish I were dead!

I just opened the coke for two drinks, shook it, and it blew out. Take your mouth to block it, stick to it, and finally spray it out of your nose.