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On the Conference of Migrant Workers' Living in Peace (60 articles)

Talking about the mood that migrant workers like to stay at home (I). It is better to lie comfortably than to go out and block up.

Everyone has his own patron saint, and only when he doesn't trust himself will he give his life to you.

3. Are you bored? If you are bored, fart and play by yourself!

I will be at home next week. I can't believe it! Enjoy your leisure time alone!

I hope this beautiful day can last for a few more days.

6. I stayed at home all day, watching movies, teasing cats, practicing the piano, eating snacks and drawing portraits. It was a super rainy day.

7. Stay at home, in addition to cooking by yourself, the hot pot takeaway has been called twice!

There is nothing wrong with staying at home every day.

9. I never want to go out to play. I like staying at home, but now I really want to go out to play.

10. It's so cold today, especially cold. I'm particularly afraid of cold. I was afraid to go out for several days, but I didn't hold my breath today. I got on my little donkey and went out armed.

1 1. There are books at home.

12. I heard that staying at home means making contributions to society. Did you go out this year? What did you do?

13. Today is also very boring. It's too painful not to go out to play in such fine weather.

14. Boring and boring, I have to go to bed.

15. "Homestay" is also a spiritual journey.

16. The order to stay at home has nothing to do with me. I had a study plan long ago. This quiet first month has made me full of gains.

17. Watch TV and water the flowers at home.

18. It's so boring. Did you go out to play together? I haven't been out for several days. Do you have an appointment with your friends in Beijing?

19. I stay at home in my pajamas every day. Wish you a safe year. Although the road ahead is long, I can look forward to it.

20. I haven't been out for several days, and I feel strange when I go out. I haven't spoken for a long time either. I talked too much today, and I feel dizzy. When I came home, it happened to be raining and a little cold.

Talking about the mood that migrant workers like to stay at home (II). I want to be moldy at home, and I hope life will surprise me.

22. I suddenly feel a little shortsighted, or I have been staying at home during the holidays, but I haven't been in contact with this society for too long. I feel old, and some can't keep up with the pace of young people.

23. Maybe we won't meet again for a long time, but does it matter? It's enough to wave goodbye slowly, turn around with a smile and leave your back. Don't leave any regrets for yourself, right?

24. I haven't been out for several days, and I don't have to go in the wind and rain. It's a bit like working at home, but a little tired.

After staying at home for more than a week, the weather finally cleared up. It's really boring not to go out. I can only take pictures.

26. The countryside is sparsely populated, the air is fresh and very quiet. We stayed at home as usual and didn't feel any different.

27. It rained all day, but it really didn't stop. I stayed at home and ate all day.

28. Don't go out to eat chicken at home. Teammates are also very polite. The key is that the call quality is good and not noisy.

29. Now I know the fun of staying at home alone.

30. After a day at home, I lost another day. It seems that I was suddenly beaten back to my original shape and returned to the most confused time.

3 1. After staying at home for a long time, the new buds on the willow branches have spit out the fragrance of spring.

32. Living at home is still very comfortable. I won't go out after a small holiday. It's crowded outside and comfortable at home!

33. The weather outside is so good that I want to go surfing, or I will get moldy if I stay at home again.

34. Boring days, boring life, I only hope that a person's life can be cruel and free.

35. I stayed at home all day, and when I was tired, I went to the living room.

It's nothing to stay at home for a day, but it's great to stay at home every day.

37. I want to surf the Internet when I am bored, but surfing the Internet is more boring.

38. I feel that I have entered the old age and have not gone out for a walk for many days.

39. You are so boring, you must find ways to make yourself not bored.

Since you have to stay at home, you might as well settle down and lead an exquisite life.

Talking about the mood of migrant workers who like to stay at home (Part III). I don't even want to go out to play! It is an ideal life to stay at home like this every day!

42. Today is also a moldy day at home. It rains every day in Ningbo, which makes people upset. I want to go out and wave.

43. Keep those stupid vows to yourself.

44. A person's movie, a person's life, a person's thoughts, a person's thoughts.

45. The heaviest burden in life is not work, but boredom.

46. After staying at home for a day, I refused to beat about the bush from the fitness instructor, took a nap, and suddenly wanted to go out for a walk in the dead of night.

Dude, you must go out more, or you won't know how comfortable it is to stay at home. This is a joke and a portrayal of most people. However, every holiday or leisure time, I always feel that there is a powerful force on my back, trying to push me out of the door. In my opinion, holidays should be: let life belong to life and let work belong to work. I wish you all a true and false May Day.

48. After the epidemic, will there be a group of people with mental illness? They were bored at home and discovered many of their skills.

49. Every festival, there will be a day. Some people want to go out to play, while others want to stay at home. I was caught in the middle. Enough!

50. No one lives more easily than others. It's just that some people are crying for the land and suffering. However, some people grind their teeth silently and force themselves to learn to be strong.

5 1. After browsing the circle of friends for a while, friends exposed their travel, party, eating, work, blessings and feelings. Suddenly found that the circle of friends can be so colorful, so that I can silently envy and hate at home, and turn it into a sentence and have a good time.

52. Lonely as a dog. Stay at home and enjoy yourself except spending money and sleeping. Mm-hmm. Sleeping suits me better!

53. We won't pay New Year's greetings this year. What should we do at home? I know it's a long annual leave, but it will pass. I will wash my hands frequently, go out less and wear a mask.

54. Stay at home all day, light candles and start working.

55. A day at home is really a job. Tidy the dresser, tidy the basket, read some books, do sports, watch a movie at night and have a dream.

56. I cooked a big meal at home.

I stayed at home for too long, so I began to dream, didn't I? I can't go out during the holiday, so I choose to forget my jealousy for no other reason, but I like dog food.

58. Why do people have to go out for a barbecue on a beautiful holiday? Isn't it fun to eat, sleep and play games at home?

It rains every day, so I can't go out every day. I stay at home, either watching TV or eating fruit, and the whole person will get moldy at home.

60. This day is like copying.

Talk about the mood of staying at home and enjoying alone time on weekends.

The mood of staying at home and enjoying alone time on weekends is a 1. Staying at home for a day is nothing, but staying at home every day is amazing.

In fact, besides not going out for a barbecue, it's really cool to lie at home.

On my first day at home, I prepared a house for myself.

Every day this weekend: eat+sleep+play.

If you have a holiday, you will be alone wherever you go. So it is suitable to stay at home during holidays. Fat house is me!

6. I can't go out and make cakes at home. I can't bear to look directly at the finished product. Only my son gave me back my face, but I was worried, so I was afraid of his diarrhea!

7. I heard that there are people everywhere outside ... please allow me to stay at home for an afternoon and then pack a goose hot pot!

I stayed at home and watched two sweet love movies on rainy days, so I need to be alone for a while.

9. If we don't have a mobile phone, what are we playing now?

10. Fortunately, I brought a set of sports equipment home and stayed at home during the special Spring Festival to strengthen my exercise and build up my physique.

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12. Meeting is basically accidental, and all that can be asked out is the difference between life and death.

13. It's not bad to go out and buy coffee and eat and drink at home.

14. It's not that I don't want to go out, but that I can't go out because of the special situation now.

15. My roommates always go out of the dormitory on weekends, and they all advise me to get out of bed and walk. ...

16. It's good to be at home! Enjoy it, you will miss the days at home in the future! Especially when you spend the winter in other places, you will miss the summer at home more, just like the current season, and you will cherish it more and more every year!

17. I am about to enter middle age. After staying at home for a day, I feel very comfortable all over.

18. Home life, we have something to say, looking for fun, full of life rituals.

19. Boredom is a realm, a shameful realm, and my favorite realm.

Talk about staying at home and enjoying the time alone on weekends. 20. Growing up is a cruel awakening process of constantly finding yourself cheated.

2 1. Today is also a moldy day at home. It rains every day in Ningbo, which makes people upset. I want to go out and wave.

22. It's cold and raining. I haven't been out for several days. My clothes are getting wetter and wetter, so I can't go out to buy food. I'm going to eat dirt

23. Love is just a boring pastime to pass the time.

24. In the past few days at home, the farthest place I have been is at home.

There is nothing wrong with staying at home every day.

26. After a day at home, I can't read and I'm too lazy to go to the gym. Lazy self despises himself.

27. I don't want to wash my hair at home I haven't washed my hair for several days and haven't been out.

28. I am bored at home and dare not go to work. I hope that the epidemic will improve as soon as possible and the people will live and work in peace and contentment!

29. I am bored and have to sleep.

30. After a day at home, I finally went out to play at night.

3 1. My dream is to stay at home and play games, chase fans and watch TV. The refrigerator is full of Pepsi and fruit snacks. Living next door to my sisters, I can eat and exercise together, so when can I have ps4 and switch?

32. What is happier than staying at home for a day on holiday? If there is, it will be at home for two days.

I can't compare with the harmony between them.

34. Draw a circle with the charger as the radius and the bedside socket as the center.

35. After a day at home, when will procrastination be defeated?

I hope this beautiful day can last for a few more days.

37. Stay at home all day, light candles and start working.

38. Since you can't go out, let's grow flowers at home. People live for tens of thousands of days, so why care about self-doubt? With his fame and meager profit, he is elegant and sweet.

Stay at home on weekends and enjoy the feeling of being alone. 39. Stay at home in pajamas every day. Happy new year, may you be safe all the year round. Although the road ahead is long, it can be expected.

40. Lying at home every day is more tiring than going to work and losing sleep at night.

4 1. It's a beautiful day. You can't go out while listening to the country radio at home.

42. It really doesn't matter at home. You can't go out anyway. It's time to contribute to the country.

43. When you don't want to struggle, look in the mirror, look at the bank card balance and think about the new marriage law.

44. I never want to go out to play. I like staying at home, but now I really want to go out to play.

45. Life repeated every day is really boring.

46. It's good not to go out and study food at home during the New Year. I have changed, I have changed, I have changed.

You can't go out and eat chicken at home. Teammates are also very polite. The key is that the call quality is good and not noisy.

48. I think the situation is quite good now. I like staying at home, but I don't have any friends. Should I change or continue my present life, or have I not met any friends who like to stay at home and have the same hobbies as me?

49. After a day's rest, staying at home is boring and depressing. . That gentleman is not emaciated and depressed because of exercise and skipping meals at night. . Hey, at the moment, one is sitting on the sofa brushing Weibo, and the other is playing games. A boring group. It's really bad for two people not to have children.

Don't play with me, or I'll cooperate with you.

5 1. Wechat steps never exceed 100 steps!

52. The mind is extremely empty and the spirit is very boring.

53. A person's state is quite good. He reads whenever he wants, sleeps when he is tired, and eats whatever he wants. If you don't want to contact anyone, just be quiet for a while, go out to play or stay at home.

54. Life is boring, but it needs the company of seasons.

55. On the first day of the holiday, I made breakfast and lunch, cleaned the balcony, watered the flowers, assembled the newly bought flower stand, and then watched the variety show and brushed my mobile phone, planning to run later ~ It's quite fulfilling to stay at home all day!

56. What I admire most is the Tang Priest in The Journey to the West, who doesn't even have to take a bath himself. Every two episodes, a monster says, boys, wash that monk clean.

Relax at home on weekends and talk about assembly (53)

Relax at home on weekends. Talk about a 1. Stay at home this Spring Festival, don't go out, don't visit! We study and play with our daughter! Let's watch a movie when the child falls asleep!

It doesn't matter what other people think. You just decide your life according to your own preferences. I hope you can live a simple and leisurely life.

The news only tells people to wash their hands frequently, but when to wash their hair and face, they are afraid to wash for fear of violating the regulations.

People who stay at home may be bored and entertain themselves alone.

5. Have a good meal at home when Mom brand fried crispy meat and fried purple potato balls can't go out.

I bought a bar of soap downstairs and felt very uncomfortable after taking a shower. When I looked carefully, I found it was a nasty piece of soap.

7. Why don't you find a quiet place to count the brain cells by yourself?

Dude, you must go out more, or you won't know how comfortable it is to stay at home. This is a joke and a portrayal of most people. However, every holiday or leisure time, I always feel that there is a powerful force on my back, trying to push me out of the door. In my opinion, holidays should be: let life belong to life and let work belong to work. I wish you all a true and false May Day.

I am bored to death at home every day, and I can't go out for a walk. My treadmill will be started by me.

10. After reading at home all day, my head swelled and let out the wind. Today's fish scale clouds are very beautiful.

1 1. The order to stay at home has nothing to do with me. I had a study plan long ago. This quiet first month has made me full of gains.

12. It rains at the weekend. It's so cool to stay at home and cook delicious chicken feet that I can't stop eating.

13. The number of steps on WeChat never exceeds 100!

14. Enjoy leisure time at home in rainy days.

15. It turns out that boredom is so boring.

16. "Why aren't you in love?" "Because the family requirements are strict, and you? Why don't you fall in love? " "Because your family is very strict." .

17. The heaviest burden in life is not work, but boredom.

Relax at home on weekends. Talk about Article 2 18. You are bored, I am bored, and we are a couple.

19. Because you can't go out, you are rejected at home! Anyway, I was rejected and told me everything.

20. Stay at home, in addition to cooking by yourself, hot pot takeout has been called twice!

2 1. It rained heavily last night and it hasn't stopped yet, so many plans for today have to be postponed, so I enjoy a rare leisure time at home.

I insist on doing sit-ups every day, one in the evening and one in the morning.

No sooner had I got off the subway than two girls asked me for directions. Nowadays, girls are really thieves. They need to find a handsome man to ask for directions.

24. After a day at home, it is suitable for me to leave my hometown alone.

25. It's too much trouble to go out. It's cool not to wear makeup or wash your hair at home.

I like to stay at home. I watch TV, do housework and grow flowers every day. I'm so happy.

I didn't go anywhere during the Spring Festival. I stayed at home, ate and slept, and had a good time.

28. I still stay at home on May Day, which is no different from ordinary weekends. You have to spend money everywhere, and you are too poor to go out to play. Eating costs money, drinking milk tea costs money, watching movies costs money, playing board games costs money, buying clothes costs money … it is better to play mobile phones!

I will be at home next week. I can't believe it! Enjoy your leisure time alone!

I like to stay at home alone, watching the lights dim outside, drinking my own wine and thinking about it.

3 1. Record the days when you can contribute to society at home, and eat snacks to make yourself angry.

Maybe we won't meet again for a long time, but does it matter? It's enough to wave goodbye slowly, turn around with a smile and leave your back. Don't leave any regrets for yourself, right?

Drinking tea is a very good way to slow down and have a rest. No matter how tired you are in life, just sit down and have a cup of tea quietly and you will be exhausted. At present, the epidemic will relieve boredom, nourish the body and improve immunity.

34. Every time I have a long vacation at home and get moldy, I especially want to start school and go to school. But every time I get to school, I don't want to go to school.

I hope this beautiful day can last for a few more days.

Without this epidemic, I didn't know I was a chef.

37. I used to be limited to two numbers, but I don't want to. You have a big problem with even and odd numbers. Now be honest and limit people.

I stayed at home for so many days for the first time and did nothing.

39. Around the summer vacation, skin color divorced from Europe.

40. The takeaway brother is the only man I have seen in my four years in college!

4 1. It's nice and comfortable today, but it's a pity that we can't go out to play.

42. I finally found out that two kinds of people are the best liars in the world. First, local tyrants: Alas, I really have no money; The second is Xueba: Oh, I am really blind in this question!

I stay at home every day. I really bought new clothes for nothing.

44. When the light can't penetrate and the noise can't cover up loneliness, that is the deepest loneliness.

I like this simple and comfortable home life.

46. After staying at home for a day, I decided to go out for exercise in the future!

47. I only hope that a person's life can be cruel and free.

I can't go out at home, so I have to cook to kill time. Mutton stew is delicious.

49. There is nothing wrong with staying at home.

50. The outdoor scenery is not coveted. Let it sing about birds and clouds.

5 1. The sky is sunny, the birds are gone, and the air is cold, so I can only stay at home and blow the air conditioner.

Stay at home at weekends and enjoy life.

I slept 1 1 half an hour with a cold and fever. I didn't have a good rest for several days and refused to go out.

After the storm, this is the best time to stay at home and watch the play.

Study hard, nothing can stop me from studying. I'm closing the door again. I haven't been out for days.

4. I haven't been out for several days, and I feel that the law of life is chaotic again! Cold weather is the most comfortable under the covers.

I haven't been out for several days, and I feel strange when I go out. I haven't spoken for a long time either. I talked too much today, and I feel dizzy. When I came home, it happened to be raining and a little cold.

6. I want to surf the Internet when I am at home, but it is boring when I surf the Internet.

7. I just want to go out now, just want to drink milk tea and eat hot pot barbecue.

8. Wechat steps haven't broken 100!

9. I heard that there are people everywhere outside ... please allow me to stay at home for an afternoon and then pack a goose hot pot!

10. I finally had a holiday and stayed at home after I went home.

1 1. Lying at home every day is more tiring than going to work and losing sleep at night.

12. After a day at home, when can procrastination be defeated?

13. Stay at home and don't go out. Keep reading and reading, I have almost memorized my lines.

14. On a night like today, going out to play is the second country, and drinking is the most national. Staying at home is the coolest. I hope I am the coolest, but I am the most rustic.

15. After staying at home all day, I still can't figure it out. I guess my brain is deprived of oxygen, too.

16. I feel very happy when I stay at home, play with cats, lie down and chase plays, and sleep. Besides work, what do you think is the most exciting part of your life?

17. Eat more bitterness when you are young and get used to it when you are old.

18. Will there be a group of mental patients after the epidemic? I was bored at home and found many of my skills.

19. After a day's rest, I stayed at home for a day! It's really hard to eat popsicles all day without air conditioning!

20. Keep those boring vows to yourself.

I want to surf the Internet when I am bored, but surfing the Internet is more boring.

22. Squat down and jump higher. It's better to stay at home and start over.

23. I withered. I haven't gone out during the day for several days. I felt afraid of light when I came out, and now I'm going blind.

24. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only suitable for getting paid.

25. Isn't this about me? A few days before the Chinese New Year, I had a perm. As a result, I can't go out at home every day. I don't want to make up or wash my hair.

26. You are bored, I am bored, and we are a couple.

27. I stayed at home and watched two sweet love movies on rainy days, so I really need some time alone.

28. It really doesn't matter at home. You can't go out anyway. It's time to contribute to the country.

I can't compare with the harmony between them.

I heard that staying at home means making contributions to society. Have you been out this year? What did you do?

3 1. Without this epidemic, I didn't know I was a chef.

I stayed at home for so many days for the first time and did nothing.

33. Staying at home and thinking a lot quietly has made a qualitative leap in cooking, which is really beautiful.

34. Boring life, boring self, boring mood, boring thinking. Boring days tightly bound a boring me.

35. What will you look like when you stay at home alone in hot summer?

36. I can't go out at home during the Spring Festival, so I watched Cheese Trap again!

I stayed at home for too long, so I began to dream, didn't I? I can't go out during the holiday, so I choose to forget my jealousy for no other reason, but I like dog food.

38. Stay at home quietly and think about what you wanted most before. This is just a book covered with wind and rain.

39. Watch TV and water the flowers at home.