Funny advertising sentences

Selected Funny Advertising Sentences

1) I am naturally angry! From: Mineral water advertisement

2) Coming in a hurry, going in a hurry From: Side Suo

3) There is no friction and it feels like flying From: a certain lubricating oil

4) Not to seduce anyone, just to protect beauty. Source: Beauty chain slogan

5) Born from Johnson & Johnson: Johnson & Johnson

6) After the peak experience The endless aftertaste comes from: cigarettes

7) Sparkling and refreshing! From: Sprite

8) See the world with the third eye. From: Seagull camera advertisement

9) One click is worse than a hundred stories. From: A certain typewriter advertisement

10) When the sun rises, our love will last forever From: Sun God

Collection of funny advertising sentences

1) Always let your driver's license expire before your own. From: Car Showroom Advertisement

2) Please remember that God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for cars, but not for people. From: Traffic Safety Advertisement

3) Farewells are sour, but reunions are sweet. From: Sour Juice Advertisement

4) Print everything except banknotes. From: Printing company advertising

5) More joy, more choices from: McDonald’s

6) The beauty is up to you From: uptu

7) It’s up to me The world is wide from: China Netcom

8) Sun is the sun and Java is the moon. From: Sun Company

9) ***Create a beautiful future and ***live a beautiful life. From: Midea Electrical Appliances

10) Very Coke, very choose from: Very Coke

11) The New Year is full of freshness and fun, and it is a joy to congratulate Coca-Cola. From: Coca-Cola

12) Give melatonin as a gift. From: Melatonin

13) The warm words of winter come from: Motorola mobile phone

14) Who makes my heart beat? From: FM website

15) Flexible, so that the basketball court is no longer a flat surface. From: Li Ning

16) Don’t kiss me, I’m afraid of repairs. From: Lubricating Oil

17) One call and four responses! From: Audio company advertisement

18) Everything is included! From: Dumpling shop advertisement

19) Well deservedly from: Pawn shop advertisement

20) Taking people with hats! From: Hat Company Advertisement

21) Not a cent! From: Barber shop advertisement

22) Asking for trouble! From: If you don’t see drugstore advertisements, you won’t know them! From: Typewriter Advertisement

23) If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking. From: Highway Traffic Advertisement

24) The author of this book is a millionaire and unmarried. The object of his desire is the heroine described in this novel! From: New book advertisement

25) Rejoice, she is so confident.

From: Rejoice

26) Beyond the performance limit, enjoy wonderful computing from: AMD

27) American product, local price from: DELL

28) Classic Precision casting, timeless collection from: BenQ

29) Differences due to wisdom from: Dopoda

30) The Great Wall will never fall, domestic products should strengthen themselves from: Aoni soap locust shampoo dip Cream

31) A kind of hereditary classical romance comes from: real estate

32) Strength creates value comes from: cctv

33) Love me, chase me, But please don't kiss me! From: A big slogan posted on the back of a car

34) Stop, and then you can see From: Bank of China

35) Provincial excellence, ministry excellence, Ge excellence? From: Shuanghui Ham Sausage

36) Drink Confucius’ banquet and make a contribution to the world. From: Confucian Banquet

37) Health creates the future. From: Neptune

38) If your teeth are good, your appetite will be good, your body will be great, and you will eat deliciously. From: Blue Sky Liu Bizhi

39) Eternal green, eternal Qinchi. From: Qinchi Wine

40) Take the red flag car and take the Chinese road. From: Hongqi Car

41) If you want good skin, use Dabao sooner or later. From: Dabao

42) Kong’s wine makes people homesick. From: Kongfujiajiu

43) The new concept of calcium supplementation, absorption is the key. From: Longmu Zhuanggu Granules

44) Drink Huiyuan juice and take a healthy path. From: Huiyuan Juice

45) I only have eyes for you. Source: Wahaha Purified Water Humorous and Creative Advertising

A British village barber shop erected a wooden sign at the end of the bridge, which read: "Gentlemen, I want your heads."

Recruitment advertisement: An American newspaper published an advertisement like this: "Recruiting female secretary: looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, behaves like a mature lady, and works like a donkey!"

UK There is an advertisement published in the advertising column of a newspaper: "This dentist urgently needs a female secretary and receptionist. Please hang up the phone. If no one answers the phone, the position will remain vacant."

Porcelain advertisement: A French porcelain manufacturer responded to the fact that some couples smashed dishes and dishes over trivial quarrels. In an advertisement to promote the product, a French porcelain manufacturer ingeniously declared: "For the sake of the harmony of your family, throw it as hard as you can! Don't penny wise and pound." ”

Restaurant advertisement: “Please come here to eat, otherwise you and I will starve!”

Coffin advertisement: “God recommends the product”

Warning advertisement: There is an advertisement at the entrance of an unmanned subway station in London, UK: "If you ride without a ticket, we guarantee to take you to the final destination - London Sheriff's Hospital - for free.

Beauty Salon advertisement: A beauty salon in the United States hangs a billboard: "Please do not flirt with the woman who just walked out of this hospital. She may be your grandmother." ”

Enrollment advertisement: An enrollment advertisement for a French learning class in Italy said: “If you find that you don’t like the course after listening to the class, you can ask for a refund of your fee, but you must say it in French. . "

Cosmetics advertisement: An advertisement from a Hong Kong cosmetics company is: "Get rid of 'spots' as soon as possible, and don't leave 'acne'. ”

Eye drops advertisement: “…after dropping this eye drops and moving your eyes a few times, the eye drops can spread all over the world. ”

Advertisement on the tombstone: There is a tombstone in Scotland with the inscription: “This is where Hermish McTivesey rests.” His grieving wife inherited his prosperous business, a vegetable store on Highway 11, open until 8 p.m. every day. "Barber shop advertisement: On the wall of a certain barber shop, there is such an advertisement: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have gained face.

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Parrot advertisement: A store in France hung an advertisement next to the price tag of a parrot cage for sale with a price tag of 500 francs: "If you don't believe it, ask it to see if it is worth 500 francs? "

Perfume advertisement: A French perfume manufacturing company's advertising slogan to promote a new product: "Our new product is very easy to attract the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with the bottle. " Glue advertisement: A tourist store in Hong Kong promotes a "strong all-purpose glue" and uses the glue to stick a gold coin worth a thousand yuan to the wall. The slogan of the advertisement is: "Whoever can peel it off with his fingers will get the gold coin." Be theirs. ”

Travel advertisement: A billboard of a Swiss travel company reads: “Go to the Alps soon, or these mountains will be gone in six thousand years.” A Dutch travel agency published such an advertisement : “Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon! The local night is 24 hours long. "Reward advertising: The advertisement for the German "Mercedes-Benz" car is: If anyone can find out that the "Mercedes-Benz" car is suddenly forced to break down, our company is willing to donate 10,000 yuan. A collection of interesting and funny advertising slogans

Dumpling Shop : “Everything is included! ”

Lime Factory: “Made from scratch! "

Pawnshop: "Well deserved! "

Hat company: "Get people with hats! "

Barber shop: "Not a hair! "

Pharmacy: "You're asking for trouble! "

Smoking Cessation Association: "Never befriend a woman who smokes, unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray! ”

Typewriter: “No one can get to know each other without typing!” "

Optical store: "The eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass for your windows. ”

Perfume company: “Our new product is extremely attractive to the opposite sex, so we include a self-defense textbook with the bottle. ”

Smoking is prohibited in public places: “In order to keep the carpet from having holes and to keep your lungs from getting holes, please don’t smoke. "

Highway traffic: "If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking. "

New book: "The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and the object of his desire is the heroine described in this novel! "

Car Showroom: "Always let your driver's license expire before you do. "

Traffic safety: "Please remember that God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for cars, but not for people. "

Cosmetics: "Get rid of 'spots' as soon as possible, and don't leave 'acne'. "

Washing machine: "A leisurely wife and loving mother! "

Sour juice drink: "The farewell is sour, but the reunion is sweet. "

Printing company: "Print everything except banknotes. "

Flower shop: "The roses in our store are the cheapest today. You can even buy a few for your wife. "

Beauty salon: Please do not flirt with the woman who has just walked out of the hospital. She may be your grandmother.

The enrollment advertisement for a certain French learning class said: If you listen If you find that you don't like the course after one class, you can ask for a refund of your tuition fee, but you must say it in French.

An advertisement from a Hong Kong cosmetics company is: Get rid of "spots" as soon as possible and avoid "acne". 』Stay.

An American newspaper published this advertisement: Recruiting a female secretary: Looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult, behaves like a mature lady, and works like a donkey!

Advertisement for eye drops: After you drop this eye drop and move your eyes a few times, the eye drops will spread all over the world.

Advertisement on the tombstone: There is a tombstone in Scotland with the inscription: "Here lies his body." It was Hamisi. McTivesi, whose grieving wife inherited his prosperous vegetable store on Highway 11, open until 8 p.m.

There is an advertisement posted on the wall of a certain barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have gained face."

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A British village barber shop erected a wooden sign at the end of the bridge, which read: "Gentlemen, I want your heads."

Traffic safety: fasten your seat belts, You cannot make copies.

Travel: Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon, where the night is 24 hours long.

Siemens: Our company’s maintenance personnel around the world are bored.

Glue: It can glue everything together except a broken heart.

Tires: No complaints as long as there is still breath.

Car: Its only drawback is that when running at 100 kilometers per hour, you can still hear every word of your mother-in-law's nagging in the back seat.

French perfume advertisement: "Our new product is very easy to attract the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with the bottle."

Chicken feed advertisement: "If 'Pelina' If you haven't made your chickens lay eggs, they must be roosters";

Pet food advertisement: "Please keep your dog on a tight leash, otherwise he will come to the Casco Company."

Restaurant advertisement: "If you don't come in to eat, we will both starve."

Swiss travel company advertisement: "Why don't you go to the Alps soon? 6,000 years from now This mountain is gone. "

Dentist clinic: "Please feel free to come and get your teeth filled. Even if he (she) kisses you, he or she will not notice."

Gas station. Billboard: "If you are addicted to cigarettes, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family." A complete collection of funny classic advertising slogans and beautiful advertising slogans

老夫 chat发Juvenile Crazy, treats kidney deficiency, does not contain sugar.

Brocade hat and mink fur, thousands of riders use King Kang.

In order to repay Qingcheng and follow the prefect, Jiuzhitang for three hundred years.

The wine is intoxicating, the chest is still open, the watermelon is frosty, and the husband is happy.

In the cloud of holding festivals, there are three kinds of glucose.

He can draw his eagle bow like the full moon, looking northwest, King Adi.

Ten years of life and death are boundless, endless prosperity, sheep, sheep, sheep. At night

I come to Youmeng and suddenly return to my hometown, learn foreign languages, and learn a new Oriental.

Looking at each other without saying anything, washing will make you healthier.

The Journey of Love Advertising Slogans

Two young people are in love, with an extra passion (361℃ advertisement),

They are inseparable, and they meet In the coffee shop, at the end of the coffee, good things will come naturally (Remy Martin),

Kissing together; less cold (minus 5℃). Man

The man pursues boldly and never stops (Anta),

Everything is possible (Li Ning advertising slogan)

After countless hardships, he has made unremitting efforts Work hard and it will finally come true.

The woman finally agreed to marry him, and at this moment (Kodak), he

expressed his sincerity to his girlfriend, a promise worth a thousand pieces of gold (American Express Gold Card): Cherish what you have entrusted to you, just like your relatives Delivery (UpS Express)!

Put on a diamond engagement ring for your girlfriend. Diamonds are forever and will last a lifetime (Jewelry Advertisement)!

Once you have it, you have no choice (Fiyta).

The two happily received their marriage certificate, holding a copy in their hands and holding hands for the rest of their lives (modern family)!

A night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber for two people, keeping the excitement to yourself (Li Ning advertising slogan)

When the flowers are full and the moon is full, good people will be rewarded (Legal Newspaper advertising)!

A medley of classic sports advertising slogans

A man climbed out of school by climbing a wall,

and was caught by the principal. The principal asked him why he didn't go through the school gate.

He said: Metersbonwe, don't take the ordinary road.

The principal asked him how he climbed over such a high wall.

He pointed to his pants and said: Li Ning, everything is possible.

The principal asked him again what it felt like to climb over the wall.

He pointed to the shoes and said: Xtep, it feels like a normal thing.

On the second day, when he entered the school from the main entrance, the principal asked him why he didn't climb over the wall.

He said: Anta: I choose, I like it.

On the third day, he wore a gangster costume. The principal said he couldn't wear a gangster costume.

He said: Whatever he wears, he can wear Semir clothes.

On the fourth day he wore a vest to school, but the principal said he could not wear a vest to school.

He said: Men simply love wearing fort clothing.

The principal said I will give you a serious offense.

He said why,

The principal said: I have the final say on my territory in the dynamic zone.

Appreciation of exquisite advertising slogans

Advertising slogans refer to a kind of promotional language used to introduce goods, culture, entertainment and other services to the public through various communication media and posters, including the title of the advertisement and the main text of the advertisement. Below are some more exquisite advertising slogans, please enjoy them.

1. Understand the world and conquer the world

View the mountains and rivers and understand the world

Expose your lofty sentiments and conquer the world

2. Guiyang’s Chief Landscape Artist A house, once owned, will be a lifetime of pride

3. Guiyang’s premier landscape house is a place to nourish your health and nourish your heart

4. Appreciate it with an artistic eye and taste it with a literary depth

5. The mountains and rivers are interconnected, and the moods are blended

6. The ecological slope courtyard allows you to enjoy the natural philosophy of life

7. Tanxi Valley is where you can stop for a lifelong dream

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8. Taste is revealed because of you, art is smart because of you

9. Art revolution in living quality

10. Savor the natural waterfront and feel the art of life

11. The philosophy of natural life embodies dreams and legends

12. Sit down and watch the clouds rise when the living room is at the water's edge

13. Nature dedicated to living artists The world

14. The beauty of books and ink, the legacy of goodness

15. A residence that embraces romance, poetry and nobility

16. Guiyang’s first 20 A large-scale Chinese art natural community of 10,000 square meters

17. The same world view, the same language, and similar knowledge converge into the elegant life style of Tanxi Valley.

18. Beautiful but not empty, plain but elegant

19. Tanxi Valley, my home of cultural life

20. Let life Take root and let your soul settle

21. Respect nature and be proud of the world

22. Quality makes you a family, temperament makes you

23. Living in the forest with birds, Live with nature

24. Full of movement, joyful in tranquility, and elegant in residence

25. Amidst the long mountains and rivers, my heart is high

26 , build a natural art life for you that is never far from the city

27. Interpret the beauty of art and carve out the surprises of life

28. The harmony of sunshine and greenery will move your heart

29. How much space do you use to nourish your soul?

What kind of vision do you use to clear your eyes?

How much space do you use to nourish your soul? Body and mind

Tanxi Valley, a 200,000-square-meter spiritual health resort, shows the deep beauty of famous houses

30. Dreams come from life, and life reproduces dreams

Tanxi Valley, waterside life, beyond dreams

31. Time wears away everything, but beauty never fades

32. Planning and design: expand golden space and create green life

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Architectural design: Carefully plan life and construct a perfect home

Structural design: Stabilize the property foundation and achieve a century-old plan

Environmental design: Write a poetic space and encircle a picturesque life

33. Create a simple and elegant architectural image

Create a modern Chinese garden style

Create a safe and identifiable community

34 , Accompanied by mountains and rivers, noble life

Luxury and nature are embraced, and life is accompanied by holiday joy

35. Perfect location, leisurely life

Multiple green areas, green Full of meaning

Innovative management, transcendent intelligence

Wonderful house layout, natural planning

Owner priority, overflowing with humanity

36. Qianling Section, every expression, you feel the most

Tanxi Valley, every cultural heritage, you soak up the most

37. You are in a state, the only world

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Achieve a kind of applause and calm the world

Appreciate a kind of vision and book the future

38. Simple romance, comfortable elegance

39 , obsession, because of taste

Enjoyment, due to differences

Settlement, because of the same pursuit

Tanxi Valley according to its own Ways define life.

40. Others live in big houses, I live in a park

The days are slow and life is scattered

41. Look inside and outside, taste Appreciate the beauty of nature

42. Practice in the city and maintain health in the mountains and rivers

43. The spiritual energy is hidden in the middle of the mountain, and you can live in nature

44. Tanxi Valley .

Laws of natural life

Elegant and luxurious, home in paradise

Live near the mountains and close to the water

45. Sleep with the fragrance of books and live with the mountains and forests

Yilin Yazhu brings living back to nature

46. Tanxi Valley, poetic revival

Several generations of time gather together to create a legend

After several changes of time, poetry is revived again

The story of forests and flowing water, this is my dream kingdom

47. Flowers float in the valley, leaves fall on the empty mountain

In the wild goose formation, there is a cantabile Andante

Where the clouds rise, there are beautiful Zen sounds

48. Chinese architecture, Zen life

The seven qualities of Zen art: overflowing, simplicity, joy, nature, mystery, refinement, and freshness

49. Not unique, but extraordinary

50. Yes Reality that can be touched, rarity that cannot be copied

51. Used to describe the owners of Tanxi Valley

Style is just a compliment to habits; excellence is something we have long been accustomed to (male)

Beauty is not about showmanship. Beauty is absolutely exquisite, extremely elegant, and very sentimental (female)