What's the funniest joke you've ever heard about Chinese New Year?

Spring Festival is a traditional festival for China people.

But it may be different for foreign friends.

In the eyes of foreigners, the Spring Festival is terrible.

Especially for foreign friends who come for the first time.

New Year's Eve 12. Just fell asleep. . .

The sound of firecrackers outside. Cannon Fireworks.

We just need a meat cannon. It is better to hum!

The electric car downstairs. Cars. The alarm clock keeps ringing.

Sit up while sleeping. Thought it was a war!

There are also some foreign friends who sell for a living.

Street restaurants are closed. The takeaway brother also went home.

what can I do? Fortunately, the convenience store has instant noodles. . .

There is also the massive migration of the world.

This grand occasion can only be seen during the Spring Festival.

I was stunned. . . .

Remember a classic joke?

China will fall into chaos in ten days.

The factory is closed. The shop is closed. The stock market is closed.

Students don't attend classes. Farmers do not work.

Get married, have children, have money, and go abroad.

The local people are eager to exchange money for food.

Many families posted complaints at the door.

The streets are full of gunpowder.

Adults play cards and drink all day, doing nothing.

Children beg everywhere every day.

Public security is chaotic, and public security patrols are lazy.

A few doctors in the hospital provide basic medical services!

Yes, this day is coming! !

The funniest joke I have ever heard is that in our stockade, there is a man working outside. But during the Chinese New Year, his parents asked him to take his girlfriend home, so he discussed it with her and promised his parents, but no one expected his girlfriend to go back with him halfway. Later, the man called his girlfriend and asked her, and her girlfriend said that someone offered me ten times your price as a girlfriend. Go home by yourself Later, the young man went home and his parents kicked him out without seeing his daughter-in-law.

This incident tells us never to find an unreliable woman, let alone rent a girlfriend to go home for the New Year, as parents will be very sad.

In the near future, New Year's Day and New Year's Day will be the same, and it will be a process. I remember when I was a child, I was looking forward to the Chinese New Year in the second half of the year. I really want to see it. At that time, children looked forward to it all year round-there were sugar and meat that they could not eat at ordinary times, new clothes and shoes, and more importantly, lucky money, fifty cents, firecrackers and more in the field. It's interesting to visit relatives and friends in the first month and have a little money. Now the living standard has improved, but the pressure has doubled, and one year is also a burden!

In fact, the custom here is to eat steamed oatmeal on New Year's Eve morning, go to the grave, and then come back to sweep the yard and post couplets. One year, when every household was posting couplets, a relative came to the village. At that time, relatives didn't have a car, they all walked and rode bicycles at most. It feels strange to visit relatives. Why does every family in our village post Spring Festival couplets? The villagers are also very strange. Why do people go out on New Year's Eve? By the way, people have been here for several years, one day earlier than our village. It's New Year's Eve, and their village is at fault. . .

The funniest joke I have ever heard about Chinese New Year is that there was once a couple who were illiterate because they had never studied. During the Chinese New Year, because I can't read, I posted Spring Festival couplets at will. The result is: the post on the side of the gate is: the fat pig is full, the toilet is full of food and clothing, the water tank is full of dung, and the bedroom door is full of water.

I heard a joke about Chinese New Year when I was very young. I don't know if there will be such a saying in cities, but in rural areas.

For the Chinese New Year, people's reaction is

Children love New Year, adults are afraid of spending money!

Go home often,

If two China people are arguing, please use four words to solve the contradiction between them.

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