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What do you mean the traffic is so complicated? Urgent! ! ! ! !

The traffic in the building is busy, and chickens and dogs hear each other: fields and paths extend in all directions, and the barking of chickens and dogs can be seen everywhere in the village.

Reference: This is a sentence in the Peach Blossom Garden.

[Original]

During the Jin-Tai-Yuan period, Wu Lingren took fishing as his occupation. Walk along the stream and forget the distance. Suddenly I met the peach blossom forest and grabbed the shore for hundreds of steps. There are no miscellaneous trees in it, and the grass is delicious and colorful. Fishermen are very different, so they move on and want to become poor. When the forest is short of water, there are mountains. The mountain has a small mouth, as if there is light. Give up the boat and enter from the mouth. Only by being narrow at first can we understand people. Take a few steps and you will be suddenly enlightened. The land is flat and spacious, so is the house. There are fertile fields, beautiful ponds and mulberry trees here. The traffic in the building is so busy that chickens and dogs hear each other. Among them, those who grow crops and wear men's and women's clothes are familiar to others. The yellow hair hangs low and enjoys itself. Seeing the fisherman, he was startled, asked what he had never said, and answered. You have to go home and set up wine to kill chickens for dinner. When the village heard about this man, Xian came to inquire. Since Master Yunzu escaped from the Qin Dynasty, he led his wife to this desperate situation and did not return, so he was separated from outsiders. You ask what this world is, and I don't know if there are any Han Chinese, regardless of Wei and Jin Dynasties. This man speaks every word with a sigh. The others went home, eating and drinking. Stop for a few days and resign. There is a saying in China: "The humanity of outsiders is not as good as people's wishes".

Help the road when you get off the boat, and you are determined everywhere. And the county, Yi Taishou, said so. The satrap sent someone to follow him, looking for what he wanted, and then he lost his way.

Nanyang Liu Ziji, when he was noble, heard about it, gladly planned to go, failed, and finally found the disease. Nobody took care of it after that.

[translation]

In the first year of Jin Dynasty, there was a man in Wuling who took fishing as his profession. Once, he rowed along a stream and forgot the distance of the road. Suddenly I met a peach blossom forest. Within a few hundred steps on both sides, there are no miscellaneous trees in the middle. The grass is bright and beautiful, and the peach petals are scattered all over the floor. The fisherman felt very strange, so he continued to drive and tried to cross this peach forest.

The end of the peach tree forest is the birthplace of the stream. You will see a mountain as soon as you arrive. There is a small hole at the foot of the mountain, which looks a little shiny. The fisherman abandoned the boat and went ashore and touched it through the hole. It was very narrow at first, and only one person could pass through. After taking dozens of steps, I suddenly felt suddenly enlightened. I saw the land flat and wide, and the houses were neat. There are fertile land, beautiful ponds, mulberry trees and bamboo forests. The fields and paths extend in all directions, and the crowing of chickens and dogs in the village can be heard everywhere. People come and go, farming operations, men and women dress exactly the same as outside. Old people and children are happy and carefree. When they saw the fisherman, they were very surprised and asked him where he came from. The fisherman answered them in detail. Someone invited him to the house, set wine, kill chickens, cook and invite him to eat and drink. When the village heard that there was such a person, they all came to inquire about the news. They themselves said that the previous generation cut off contact with outsiders because they fled the war in the Qin Dynasty and came to this isolated place with their wives, children and villagers, and never went out again. They asked what dynasty it was, but they didn't know there was a Han dynasty, let alone Wei and Jin dynasties. The fisherman told them everything he had seen and heard, and they all sighed in surprise. The others invited the fisherman to their home separately, and all took out wine and rice to entertain him. The fisherman stayed in the cave for several days and then went home. The man in the cave told him, "You can't tell people outside."

After the fisherman came out, he found his boat and marked it everywhere along the previous road. Back in the county, the fisherman went to the local governor to report these situations. The satrap immediately sent someone to follow him, looking for the mark he had made before, but he got lost and couldn't find his way again.

There is a man named Liu Ziji in Nanyang. He is a noble man. When he heard about it, he happily planned to look for it, but it didn't come true. Soon, he fell ill and died. No one will look for peach blossoms again.