Birthday four words and eight sentences

Wedding "four words and eight sentences" In many rural areas, weddings are particularly lively, especially the impromptu jingle at the wedding, also called "four words and eight sentences", which not only reflects the humor of the speaker, but also contains good wishes for the couple. If anyone can tell a lot of humorous jokes, it will be very popular. These "four words and eight sentences", the content of which is elegant and vulgar, and the content of which is mixed with meat and vegetables, have played a very good role in adding fun to the wedding. 1. This year's wedding night, a fat doll will be born next year. 2. Mouth-to-mouth at the top, legs at the bottom, and screws in the middle. Do you think it's beautiful? 3, the moon is curved, the stars are shining, and it is a flower that comes back, and there will be bees picking tonight. 4, the groom is new, and the pieces are new; Give birth to your son, and you will be in Hanlin. 5. Looking at a city in the bridal chamber from a distance, we are looking at the yamen in the bridal chamber. Tonight, we will make trouble in the bridal chamber, and the new girl will come and open the door. 6. Open the door with your left hand and give birth to your son. Open the door with your right hand to be a senior official. 7. The bride and groom entered the bridal chamber. There was a goat in the crotch of the bride. The sheep tickled. The groom caught the sheep, missed it and got wet in the crotch. 8, a plate of flowers and flowers, which is filled with sunflower, everyone will grab a handful and give birth to a fat doll next year. 9. The bride has long hair and raises a son to go to school; The bride's face is round and round, and her son grows up to be the champion. 1. The small chopsticks are long and long, raising a son to be the champion, and the small chopsticks are round and square, and raising a child is better than his parents. 11. It rains in the sky, and the husband and wife love each other until they grow old. 12. The groom is a dragon in the sky, and the bride is a bunch of underground flowers. Brother doesn't turn over and it doesn't rain, and the rain doesn't water the flowers. 13. The groom laughs and wants to be a father, and the bride is shy and wants to be a mother. 14. The wine glasses are round, the bride and groom are reunited, and the husband and wife grow old together. The owner's family is safe. 15. There is a forest and bamboo at the door, and the wind is blowing green. This year is a happy event, and the doll will cry next year. 16. This flower is blooming again, and a fat doll will be born next year. 17. The bride and groom are like a pair of mandarin ducks; Give birth to your son early, and your children and grandchildren will be full. 18. (The groom) sent the guests to the intersection, and (the bride) wanted to keep the guests. (Lang) It's just the wedding night, and (Niang) has something big to do tonight. 19, (groom) white porcelain bowl, (bride) red flowers; Nine months (groom), and I will be a mother (bride). 2. (The groom) sends a cigarette to his brother, and the (bride) sister is so shy to light it. (The groom) invites you to celebrate your wedding today, and (the bride) will pick you up for full moon wine tomorrow. 21. (Groom) This piece of meat, fat and tender, (Bride) is dedicated to her husband to mend her body; (The groom) really wants to plant a good seed, and (the bride) will raise a chubby one for you. 22. (Bride) This bowl of lotus root slices is round and round (Bride). We have been waiting for 2 years (Bride) to make the room round with you tonight. 23. (Bride) White radish, carrot (Bride) You are my heart. (Bride) I will sleep in the same bed today. (Bride) I will have a baby with you next year. 25, a fine porcelain handless small flower, he loves you, you love him, the couple work together and get a fat doll next year. 26, the bride's face is a little red, and the husband and wife are happy to meet tonight. They don't sleep until dawn, and they are afraid of missing work. 27. (Bride) The male thinks about marriage and the female thinks about her husband's family. (Bride) Today you are my daughter-in-law, and (Bride) next year I will be your mother ("mother" usually refers to the bride who is going to be pregnant). 28. (Groom) You don't think I'm a lout. (Bride) Can you tell me how lout I am? (groom) tried your experience tonight, and (bride) I don't care no matter how thick it is! 29. Let's make a new room tonight, and the husband and wife will last forever; I have delivered two precious children year after year, and the military commanders in the world are famous. 3. The wife and son are generally tall. They do gymnastics in bed at night, with their bellies against their bellies and knees pressed against them. 31. The wedding night is not long. Next door, you hear a tinkling sound. You ask him what he is doing, and the husband and wife are on the battlefield. A gun is a gun, and a gun is a gun. You say it is short and I say it is long. I don't sleep until dawn. 32. Small and exquisite, the bridegroom is stiff, and he never sleeps well and goes to war in the middle of the night. 33. Tonight in the bridal chamber, there are two mandarin ducks, a husband and a son, and a reborn girl. Make the bed and shout, I'll make the bed, and say something: a perfect match makes a mandarin duck. Make the bed, make the bed, and the house is full of glory; New people and new things, new quilts and new beds. Rich brocade, arranged in rows; Gold cups and jade lamps, each piece shines. Talent and beauty make a pair. Everyone praises, everyone praises. Two flower carpets and green mats, with four corners aligned; Bride and groom, I promise you everything. On the wedding night, happiness is boundless; White hair grows old, mountains grow high. Third, make the bed tonight, and everything is auspicious; Honor your in-laws, never forget your parents. Make the bed, make the bed, four-cornered mandarin duck; Sir, son, young girl. The bride and groom have the longest relationship; Make eyes at each other, there's a trick. Tonight's bridal chamber is full of articles; Two dragons playing in the water, Danfeng Chaoyang. Get on the new bed and have a good heart-to-heart relationship in the shop; With the same mind, harmony will flourish. As soon as the sun shines in the east on the fifth day, the owner will pick me up to make a new bed (ah). Today is a good day to make the bed (yo), and the room is full of red, green and green (ah). On the left is Sanyo (yo), and on the right is the bookcase (ah). Cotton single bed (yo), satin bed seven or eight beds (ah). A pair of pillows, mandarin ducks (yo) and a nylon mosquito net (ah). The embroidery on the top is a dragon and a phoenix (yo), and the embroidery on the bottom is a gift to the mother (ah). Send your son to the queen (yo), and the husband and wife can discuss it easily (ah). A good son should have five children (yo) and an embroidered elder sister should have a pair (ah). The fifth son became a great teacher (yo), and the embroidered elder sister went to school (ah). Five men and two women are reunited (yo), congratulations to aunt and uncle (ah), eggs and oil noodles (yo), and clothes with "red board" (ah). When serving soup or noodles on a plate, there is also a saying that the small flower bowl is round and sweet. The groom and groom drink this sweet and sweet, and they get rich and make a lot of money. The new girl drinks this sweet and sweet, and the newlyweds will be happy for thousands of years. If they want to drink this sweet and sweet ten packs of cigarettes, it will cost ten packs of money and a dime less to Bak Yan. I flew all the way from Shanghai to Wuhan by boat, and the toll alone was hundreds of thousands of brides ate my rich face, and the groom and groom ate my rich face, earning millions every year. If the newlyweds want to eat this face, they must have ten cigarettes, 1, yuan and a dime less, and they can't talk about other new beds. Put them in the center, and wish the couple happiness and good luck. One bed with four feet, and a son to go to college. Two cows sleep in a small gum liner and a thick gum, and the cows fight in the middle of the night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the bride and groom sleep in a new bed as soon as they enter the bridal chamber, and they put down their HongLing account and sleep until dawn. When the bride enters the new house, I will block the door here. If you want to get in this door, bring me the cigarette red envelope.