Complete works of funny banners and slogans in rice noodle shop

1 all Zhuang Zhou Confucius and Mencius

Full of chickens, ghosts and snakes (ironic people have different opinions)

My wife pointed to one two three four five.

"xianggong" touches the cards, and the tip of the egg with ten hooks of hearts (funny)

3 lazy people collect wages, when will 12 thousand and 90 thousand be enough?

Gamblers play mahjong. When can they touch themselves when they touch you? (funny)

Have a soft spot, as beautiful as flowers and jade.

Bring three treasures, slippers, vest and big shorts (funny)

The bald leper is with his family.

All the people who came to my store became handsome brothers and handsome guys (beauty salons)

This milk is not breast milk.

This tea is not Wu Yun tea (milk tea shop door couplet)

The little salary in hand barely covers life.

At present, such a house price is simply forcing people to jump off a building (lamenting that the house price is too high now)

Brothers and sisters live in all corners of the country.

Washing, cutting, blowing and cutting are all three yuan (barbershop door couplet)

10 salary geometry? The welfare bonus is * * * six thousand yuan.

What do you do at work? Chatting and reading newspapers add 80 points (contempt of public funds)

12 There are a sea of people, all seeking a job.

Is it a donkey or a horse? Look at that diploma (job fair)

13 thick-skinned and stupid, like a fool.

Coward, caught in the neck, three-point ability to kill ghosts (scold)

14 adopted sons are like this, and the three generations of ancestors did not do good.

At this point, your family are all annoying people (scold)

15 How dare Ann Bunny scold me?

How can an old turtle insult people? (scold)

/kloc-after 0/6, he was very wicked and put three smelly farts on me.

Calm down and give you a cigarette (scold)