What are the spoofs of birthday cake?

1, don't marry me, it's a birthday, young and naive!

2. Don't you get points for your birthday at such a big age?

Single dog has the cheek to celebrate his birthday.

It is naive to celebrate your birthday when you are old.

5. Do you want to eat cake for your birthday? It doesn't exist. It's nice to have a bucket of instant noodles. This is not a surprise.

6, my teeth are almost gone, and I still have a face on my birthday.

7, eat cakes at an age! Eat instant noodles.

8. I'm one year older and a few pounds fatter.

9. Stop losing weight and eat cake. You are ugly not because you are fat.

10 Brother, you have lost weight. Have some cake to make up for it.

1 1, wake up, you are five years old, not a three-year-old child.

12, I wish you: as happy as an old turtle in the East China Sea, you will live longer than a big stone in Nanshan.