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The laurel tree in the moon——( )

The osmanthus tree in the moon - unattainable, in addition to these, I am providing some

Hung scissors on the top of a hundred-foot pole - Gao Cai (cutting)

All rivers return to the sea - the general trend

Department stores sell suits - a set

Department stores sell shoes and socks - each size

A hundred kilograms of load plus iron weight - a heavy responsibility is on the shoulders; shouldering a heavy responsibility

A hundred kilograms of noodles steamed with longevity peaches - a waste snack

A hundred kilograms of weight can be carried on the shoulders, but one or two pen poles cannot lift it Dong——Big Boss

A family in Baili Prairie——Lonely

Baili Xi recognizes his wife——High position does not forget old love

Baili Feeding cows and worshiping prime ministers - people should not be judged by their appearance

Lark playing with peonies - birds singing and flowers fragrant

100-meter race - every second counts; race against time; rush to catch up; rush to catch up

A hundred-year-old pine tree, a banana in May - thick branches and big leaves

No rain for a hundred days - long-lasting love (clear)

A hundred-year-old father-in-law blowing fire - old-fashioned

Millions of troops went to the south of the Yangtze River - mobilized the troops

Hung red lights on a hundred-foot-high pole - so red

Cypress rafters - would rather break than bend

Asphalt burns a pig's head - Uproot the prodigal

The prodigal son returns - gold cannot be exchanged

The defeated general collects the remaining soldiers - regroups

Let the brothers open a cocoon shop - forms a party for personal gain (silk)

New Year's greetings - just say good things

Walking into the Luzu Temple - going to the wrong door; looking for the wrong door

Can't hold back and ride the rabbit - not stable ; Unstable

Can't pull it down and sit on the sesame cake - the face person

Knock down the pot and scare the mother-in-law - shrew

Knock down the gourd and spill it Oil - if you don't do it, you won't stop.

Hold the stove to dry your hair - burnt (burned).

Try to settle accounts with your fingers - there are a lot

The yamen servant in the class room - the footman

The turtle dove nestled in the nest - the hanging egg

The head of the zebra - clear and logical

The turtle dove fight - showing off the romance

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Moving the Bodhisattva to take a bath - the more you make it, the worse it gets; wasting your efforts; wasting your time

Lifting the stone roller to hit the grinding plate - hitting the solid (stone) solid (stone)

Lifting a stone to hit the sky - overestimating one's ability; overestimating one's ability; being unable to do it; being out of reach

Handstand on the bench - all four feet in the air

Putting eggs on the bench - a big risk ;Adventurous; dangerous; unreliable; unreliable

Putting tribulus on the bench - unable to sit firmly; unable to sit still

Sleeping on the bench - difficult to turn over; unable to turn over

Playing mahjong on the bench - you can't pull it apart; you can't create a scene

Drilling holes on the bench - there are holes in the bench; there are holes in the board

Chopping firewood with a wooden ax - chopping with one side

The door gods are posted on the board - one facing east and the other west

The loach on the board – no place to stay; no place to hide

Nails on the board – -Real; not running; can't run; can't change; can't change

Punch a nail on the board - work steadily

Half a sheep's head - one horn

Half a pig's head - one eye

Picked up a trumpet on the way - I can play it

Half of a half-assed person - two hundred and fifty

Half a copper coin - not enough Square Circle

Half a brick - thrown away

Half a pound to eight ounces - equal; each other; one thing; the same thing; no one suffers any loss

Put half a catty on four ounces - rise high

Clouds in mid-air - ever-changing

Do a trick in mid-air - fall into a big somersault

Torches in mid-air - Gao Ming

Balloons in mid-air - cannot reach the sky or the ground; they are hanging

Set off firecrackers in mid-air - think (ring) ) is high

Building a house in mid-air - no place to stay; no place to stay

Driving livestock in mid-air - showing the horse's feet

Hanging thorns in mid-air - Satire (wind) thorn

Hanging scissors in mid-air - Gao Cai (cutting)

Horse riding in mid-air - Soaring in the clouds and riding in the mist

Counting fingers in mid-air - that's high

Half-pulled melon seeds - Not counted as an individual (benevolence)

Half a basket of magpies - chirping

Departure halfway - beginning but no end

News on the road - hearsay

Throw away your abacus on the way - miscalculation

Keep a guest on the way - talk lively; talk enthusiastically

Cheng Yaojin appears on the way - something went wrong; Caught off guard; suddenly

Half a bottle of vinegar - sloshing around

Guanyin on the mountain cliff - an honest (stone) person

Pouring of bad water (water skiing) halfway up the mountain 〕——Obscene

Treading on a tightrope in the clouds for half a day - on tenterhooks

A bright star appears in the clouds for half a day - a lucky star shines high

Suona is played in the clouds for half a day - —Think (loud) high

Half a day of rain in the clouds—cannot become a climate; not a climate

Half a day of rain hanging in the clouds—pretending to be crazy (wind)

Half a day was spent in the cloud flipping through the account books - counting high

Half a day in the cloud watching the fight - standing by and watching

Half a day in the cloud doing household chores - empty talk

Half a day Balloons floating in the clouds - high above; nowhere to be found

Riding a crane in the clouds for half a day - flying far away

Making clothes in the clouds for half a day - Gao Cai (tailoring)

Slap in the clouds in the middle of the night - master

Eating cucumbers in the middle of the night - can't touch the head and tail

Eating roast chicken in the middle of the night - thinking (with a tearing sound)

Playing the piano in the middle of the night - having fun in secret

Crowing of the cock in the middle of the night - not knowing; messing up the time

Calling the eldest girl's door in the middle of the night - the visitor is unkind

Bedding in the middle of the night - working hard

The widow in the middle of the night - sad

Kneading noodles in the middle of the night - tinkering

In the middle of the night Swinging a big ax - talking nonsense

Hide and seek in the middle of the night - touching blindly; unable to touch

Chatting in the middle of the night - talking nonsense

Getting up in the middle of the night to wear Clothes - too early

Knocking on the door in the middle of the night without being alarmed - having a clear conscience

Raining in the middle of the night - whereabouts unknown; whereabouts unknown

Doing it in the middle of the night Nightmare - a false alarm; a false alarm

Dreaming about eating pig trotters in the middle of the night - thinking about good things; thinking about bad things

Dreaming about marrying a bride in the middle of the night - thinking about good things; What a beautiful idea

The person who pretended to be Qin Hui did not take off his costume - who has never seen that two-faced face

Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger - a wise man who is as foolish as a fool

Stumbled and fell down Beside the cesspit - not far from death (poop)

Shut up your arms - quit

Pearls hidden in clams - the good stuff is inside

Blowing fire with a mallet - clueless

Blowing a pot with a mallet - falling apart

Using a mallet as a needle - regardless of thickness

Changing a mallet into a candle - carelessness

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The mallet enters the city - becoming a spirit and causing mischief

Inserting a needle into the mallet - thick and thin

Knocking the mallet on the bamboo tube - fantasy (sound)

Hitting the duck with a stick - one day it will fall to the ground

Hitting the duck with a stick - scratching (croaking)

Hitting a mandarin duck with a stick - it is difficult to separate; the two are separated

Cake made from stick noodles - not a serious ingredient

Boiled gourd with stick noodles - confused; confused

Boiled chicken with stick noodles - confused eggs

Arranged marriage - involuntarily; involuntarily

Bao Danbu washes the face - generous

Bao Gong's Shangfang sword - kill first and then play

Bao Gong's Guillotine - not recognizing the person

Bao Gong adjudicated the case - accepting the reason but not recognizing the person

Bao Gong distributed grain - thinking about the poor

Bao Gong killed his nephew - Treat the inside first, then the outside

Gong Bao tried the case - impartially; disowned the relatives

Gong Bao cut off the royal family - the law is intolerable

Legging Cloth Get on the plane - reach the sky in one step

The foot-wrapping cloth is used as a whip - Wen (Wen) cannot be Wen (Wen), Wu (Dance) cannot be Wu (Dance) )

Use the cloth to wrap your feet as buttons - smelly and hard; smelly and hard

Use the cloth to wrap your feet as a scarf - it smells bad

Wrap Lantern Festival Making pancakes - all-rounder

Eat the buns to the bean paste edge - taste the sweetness

The buns are grinning - the fillings are beautiful

The buns are cooked but not uncovered Pot - irritated

The steamed stuffed bun opens its mouth - the stuffing is revealed

The corn stick is infested with worms - specializes in (drilling) the heart

The corn batter - not much oil or water; The oil and water are not big

The hailstones hit the cotton tree - the polished commander

Getting the items from the treasure bag - easy to capture

The treasure gourd on the top of the pagoda - pointed Top-notch

Have enough dry food and bring an umbrella - be prepared

A big lock on the safe - foolproof

A detonator in the safe - hidden murderous intent

Camels are sold in Baoguo Temple - there is no such thing (monastery)

The rooster that tells the time - no need to rush

The editorial in the newspaper - every sentence Truth

Adou's empire - given away for free

Adou-like character - incompetent

Ah Er plays the sheng - playing the flute in vain

A'er is a doctor - no one dares to invite her

A'er is wandering around the streets - doing a fool's errand

A brother eats noodles-catching blindly

Grandma Liu Beard - Abnormal

Sister A Qing pours tea - no water leaks; no leaks whatsoever

Be whipped but not stick - eat the soft and not the hard

Be beaten The dog bites the chicken - taking it out on others

The turtle that was beaten - shrank its neck

The duck that was knifed - ran around

It was slapped I'm sorry - a servile one

The beaten dog - furious

The beaten duck - running around

The fat pig received the knife ——Not afraid of being scalded by boiling water

The leather ball that has been hit by a knife is deflated

The foxtail grass that has been hit by frost is wilted

Eat next to the stove Haijiao (pepper) - fever inside and outside

Short ladder to a high house - cannot reach the eaves

Short people wear high heels - height is limited

The dwarf fights the wolf - just shouting is not enough

The dwarf flies the kite - keeps getting higher and higher; keeps rising

The dwarf farts - humbles himself

The dwarf Sightseeing - echoing the voice

The dwarf crosses the river - peace of mind

The dwarf watches a play - listens to the voice

The dwarf pulls out the general - makes do with it Material; make the best out of shortcomings

The dwarf climbs the stairs - eagerly looking forward to it

The dwarf climbs the slope - rises step by step; climbs higher step by step

The dwarf woman ——Low knowledge

The dwarf is riding a big horse - he is in a dilemma; he is in a dilemma

The dwarf wants to reach the sky - he does not know how high the sky is; delusion; wishful thinking

The dwarf is sitting A high stool - out of reach; out of reach; difficult to reach up and down

Litigation-loving hero - poor vindictiveness

Wooden fish in the nunnery - allowed to be beaten

The quail wants to eat the fruit on the tree - it is out of reach; it wants good things; it is a bad idea

Watching people drowning on the shore - they do nothing to save them

Catching the moon on the shore - Wasted effort; wasted effort

Buying shoes according to other people's foot sizes - copying them mechanically

The beggar who clicks on the colored balls - stupidly happy

Practice medicine according to the prescription - — Do as you are told

Peck the rice by pressing the chicken head - it is a waste of effort

Drink the water by pressing the cow head - you can’t do it; there is nothing you can do

Press the gourd and the scoop will rise. ——Looking at one end and then the other; falling one after another

The door on top of the chopping board - the tube is wide

The rolling pin on the chopping board - a single stick

The meat on the chopping board - to be slaughtered by others; to be slaughtered by others

The fish on the chopping board - to be knifed

Stalking in secret - sneaking around

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Fighting in secret - fighting for a while

Threading a needle in the dark room - sad

Making a stumbling block in secret - wilting is bad

Burn out the lamp oil - heartburn (core)

Put ice on the griddle - melt into soup

Put pancakes on the griddle - turn it over

Eight hundred copper coins fell into the well - it's hard to touch which one

The flagpole erected eight hundred years ago - the old bachelor

A string of eight hundred copper coins - out of tune ( Hanging)

Sprinkle pepper on the eight-treasure rice - add another flavor

Eight-life-old Chen Zhang - can't explain

Eight-inch feet wearing seven-inch shoes - — Awkward

A small hanging vat with eight buckets - cannot hold a stone

Myna pecks persimmons - picks out the weak ones

Eight old men punch each other - three orders and five orders (Stretch)

Eight dollars for plaster - stained

Eight dollars for a bowl of wontons - no noodles

Eight people sitting together with crooked necks Table - no one is looking at anyone else

The format of eight-legged essays - all the same

Sleeping in the Bagua furnace - steaming hot

Riding horses in the Bagua array - There is no way out; the way out is hard to find

Eighth level engineering technology - striving for excellence

Eighth level master learns crafts - grow old and learn as you grow

Star anise fell into the manure pit - the smell and fragrance are indistinguishable; the smell and fragrance are indistinguishable

The eight and a half kilogram turtle swallowed the big weight - the cruel bastard

The eight and a half kilogram old turtle swallowed it He weighed a weight - the cruel tortoise

The eight and a half kilogram tortoise won the top prize - the rules (turtle lift) are not small

Eighty people carried the sedan - so majestic

The eighty-year-old man suffers from shaking head disease - he cannot do it; he cannot help it

The eighty-year-old man blows the lamp - he can't breathe; he can't breathe

Eight Ten old men practice pipa - a cliché (playing)

An eighty old man learns boxing - the more he practices, the stronger he becomes

An eighty old man learns the craft - and works hard in old age

The eighty-year-old old man has no family left - he has no successors

The eighty-year-old shaves his beard - refuses to accept the old man

The eighty-year-old man carries the burden - he has more than enough ambition but not enough energy

Growing a beard at eighty - an old idea

Children at eighty - being lonely in old age

Having a son at eighty - generations behind

Dancing at the age of eighty - naive old man

Playing with monkeys at the age of eighty - old tricks

Learning to play the flute at the age of eighty - all old tricks; Old tune

Learning to beat at the age of 80 - fight for your life

An actor who plays the role of a child at the age of 80 - rejuvenate himself

Standing at the counter at the age of 80 - still alive Okay

Hit rabbits with eighty-five cannons - the gains outweigh the losses

Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing his magical powers

Eight Immortals gathering - magical chat

The Eight Immortals table is missing Only one leg - resting unevenly

Lamps placed on the Eight Immortals' table - clearly placed

Eight Immortals' table - sharp and angular

The Eight Wise Kings enter the palace - OK Hard to please

The bitter melon in August - the heart is red

The lotus root in August - fresh and tender

The pomegranate in August - the head is full Ideas

Persimmons in August—the older they get, the redder they become; the redder they get when they get older

Osmanthus blooms in August—the fragrance is everywhere

Cucumbers in August Shed - empty shelf

Eating New Year's Eve dinner on August 15th - still early

Eating Lantern Festival on August 15th - different

August 10th Eating rice dumplings on the fifth day of the lunar month - not the right time

Mooncakes on the 15th day of the 8th month - everyone is happy; everyone loves them; both above and below

The moon on the 15th day of the 8th month - every year Same; just and fair

Celebrating the Dragon Boat Festival on August 15th - too late; too late

Watching dragon lanterns on August 15th - more than half a year late

Giving birth to a baby on August 15th - just in time

Sending moon cakes on August 15th - just in time for the festival

Clouds covering the moon on August 15th - disappointing

Steamed rice cakes on August 15th - as early as possible (jujubes)

Plant flowers on August 15th

Health - blind command

Eight-legged crab - domineering

Without a single glance - no features; far from it; far from it

Sores on the palms - poisonous hands

Putting the shoes on the palms - no way; unable to walk

Spreading pancakes on the palms - skillful hands; good hands

Peeling the skin The toads - annoying when alive, scary when dead

The temple with the wall removed - panicked

Plantains stuck in the old trees - rough branches

Banana blossoms - a heart; closely connected

Panana leaves make bird's nests - good times don't last long

Scarred eyes and sores - so bad that they are all broken

Pull weeds to attract snakes - ask for trouble; ask for trouble

Pluck onions and plant sea peppers - each crop is spicier than the last

Jointing sorghum - one by one High; rising steadily

Plucking the drum - two-sided light

Plucking the alarm clock - specializing in reminding people

Plucking the carrot - The hole is there

Plucked radishes and planted onions - each crop is spicier than the last

Plucked phoenix - not as good as chicken

Plucked phoenix Pigeon - can't fly

Unplugged but not water - stubborn

Pushing ideas to encourage success - eager for success

Donkey chasing rabbit - can't catch up; Unable to drive them out

Ba Zi is about to go to the battlefield - life or death

Ba Zi pulls out carrots - pulls them crookedly

Ba Zi walks on stilts - sooner or later He is good-looking

Ba Zi fights the siege - sits and shouts; sits on the ground and shouts

Ba Zi rushes the horse - out of reach

Ba Zi comes to power - his position is unstable

Rubbing snot on the face - asking for embarrassment

Pouring fertilizer on the weeds - hard work in vain; hard work in vain

Put your face in your trousers—shame on people

Drive people under the wall—have no way out

Treat the doll like a monkey—fool people

The monster guesses as a Bodhisattva - no distinction between good and evil

Old Huang Zhong on the shooting range - a hundred hits

Farewell My Concubine - no choice; no choice

白Old-necked dung beetle - open mouth is a disaster

White-necked dung beetle - distinctive; different

White cloth entering the dye vat - cannot be washed; cannot be washed

Making cotton-padded jackets out of white cloth - it’s all rational (li) anyway

Baicai Gangzi - I like it but I don’t like it; it looks good but it doesn’t taste good

Playing with a sickle in the cabbage field - it fell apart Heart

Braised tofu with cabbage - no one takes credit for it

Sauteed green onions with cabbage leaves - add pro (green) on top of each other

The white-bone spirit pretends to be a bride - a demon in the spirit

The white-bone spirit performs somersaults-a ghost trick

The white-bone spirit transforms into a beautiful woman-a human face and a ghost heart

The white-bone spirit speaks human language- - The white-bone spirit confuses the public with monstrous words

The white-bone spirit delivers food - ambitious; has no good intentions

The white-bone spirit delivers a speech--the white-bone spirit confuses the public

The white-bone spirit meets Sun Wukong—— True colors revealed

The white crane stands among the chickens - stands out

The white tiger enters the door - disaster is imminent; disaster is imminent

Painting with boiled water - light (clear) description Understatement

A white wax pole bears sweet-scented osmanthus - the root is not right

A white wax pole overturns - single choice

A heart made of white wax - cannot see the sun and cannot see the fire

The white-faced treacherous official appears - evil appearance; evil appearance

The white-faced wolf wears a straw hat - cannot change a person

The white-faced wolf wears glasses - impersonation A good person; pretending to be a good person

The fox with the white tip of his tail - cunning and cunning

The white cat gets into the stove hole - smearing himself

The white-haired crow - Different

The White Snake fights against the sea of ????fafa - shining brightly

The White Snake floods the golden mountain - goes to war

The White Snake meets Xu Xian - a thousand-mile marriage is on the line Lian

Seeing ghosts in the day - mysterious; sick in mind

Dreaming in the day - random thoughts

Uncovered in a pot of white water

Milk skin - can't be done; can't be done

Gypsum under white water - can't be made into tofu

Boiled cabbage in white water - bland and tasteless

Cooking in white water - cooking without rice

Bai Suzhen never abandons Xu Xian - love is indistinguishable

Arsenic wrapped in sugar - poison inside

White sugar has a knife in its mouth and a sword in its belly - honey in mouth and sword in belly

Lighting up a lantern during the day - no use

Looking forward to the moon during the day - don't think about it; don't think about it; don't even think about it

Lighting up a lamp during the day - it's unnecessary

Catching it during the day Ghost - a thing without a shadow

White iron ax - two-sided light

The white crane has a bald tail - a fly in the ointment

Drawing a gangster on white paper - - cannot be erased; is obvious; is clear; is crystal clear

Written in black on white paper - black and white is distinct; is obvious; is clear, crystal clear

Made on white paper The lantern - it lights up once it's lit