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The laurel tree in the moon——( )
The osmanthus tree in the moon - unattainable, in addition to these, I am providing some
Hung scissors on the top of a hundred-foot pole - Gao Cai (cutting)
All rivers return to the sea - the general trend
Department stores sell suits - a set
Department stores sell shoes and socks - each size
A hundred kilograms of load plus iron weight - a heavy responsibility is on the shoulders; shouldering a heavy responsibility
A hundred kilograms of noodles steamed with longevity peaches - a waste snack
A hundred kilograms of weight can be carried on the shoulders, but one or two pen poles cannot lift it Dong——Big Boss
A family in Baili Prairie——Lonely
Baili Xi recognizes his wife——High position does not forget old love
Baili Feeding cows and worshiping prime ministers - people should not be judged by their appearance
Lark playing with peonies - birds singing and flowers fragrant
100-meter race - every second counts; race against time; rush to catch up; rush to catch up
A hundred-year-old pine tree, a banana in May - thick branches and big leaves
No rain for a hundred days - long-lasting love (clear)
A hundred-year-old father-in-law blowing fire - old-fashioned
Millions of troops went to the south of the Yangtze River - mobilized the troops
Hung red lights on a hundred-foot-high pole - so red
Cypress rafters - would rather break than bend
Asphalt burns a pig's head - Uproot the prodigal
The prodigal son returns - gold cannot be exchanged
The defeated general collects the remaining soldiers - regroups
Let the brothers open a cocoon shop - forms a party for personal gain (silk)
New Year's greetings - just say good things
Walking into the Luzu Temple - going to the wrong door; looking for the wrong door
Can't hold back and ride the rabbit - not stable ; Unstable
Can't pull it down and sit on the sesame cake - the face person
Knock down the pot and scare the mother-in-law - shrew
Knock down the gourd and spill it Oil - if you don't do it, you won't stop.
Hold the stove to dry your hair - burnt (burned).
Try to settle accounts with your fingers - there are a lot
The yamen servant in the class room - the footman
The turtle dove nestled in the nest - the hanging egg
The head of the zebra - clear and logical
The turtle dove fight - showing off the romance
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Moving the Bodhisattva to take a bath - the more you make it, the worse it gets; wasting your efforts; wasting your time
Lifting the stone roller to hit the grinding plate - hitting the solid (stone) solid (stone)
Lifting a stone to hit the sky - overestimating one's ability; overestimating one's ability; being unable to do it; being out of reach
Handstand on the bench - all four feet in the air
Putting eggs on the bench - a big risk ;Adventurous; dangerous; unreliable; unreliable
Putting tribulus on the bench - unable to sit firmly; unable to sit still
Sleeping on the bench - difficult to turn over; unable to turn over
Playing mahjong on the bench - you can't pull it apart; you can't create a scene
Drilling holes on the bench - there are holes in the bench; there are holes in the board
Chopping firewood with a wooden ax - chopping with one side
The door gods are posted on the board - one facing east and the other west
The loach on the board – no place to stay; no place to hide
Nails on the board – -Real; not running; can't run; can't change; can't change
Punch a nail on the board - work steadily
Half a sheep's head - one horn
Half a pig's head - one eye
Picked up a trumpet on the way - I can play it
Half of a half-assed person - two hundred and fifty
Half a copper coin - not enough Square Circle
Half a brick - thrown away
Half a pound to eight ounces - equal; each other; one thing; the same thing; no one suffers any loss
Put half a catty on four ounces - rise high
Clouds in mid-air - ever-changing
Do a trick in mid-air - fall into a big somersault
Torches in mid-air - Gao Ming
Balloons in mid-air - cannot reach the sky or the ground; they are hanging
Set off firecrackers in mid-air - think (ring) ) is high
Building a house in mid-air - no place to stay; no place to stay
Driving livestock in mid-air - showing the horse's feet
Hanging thorns in mid-air - Satire (wind) thorn
Hanging scissors in mid-air - Gao Cai (cutting)
Horse riding in mid-air - Soaring in the clouds and riding in the mist
Counting fingers in mid-air - that's high
Half-pulled melon seeds - Not counted as an individual (benevolence)
Half a basket of magpies - chirping
Departure halfway - beginning but no end
News on the road - hearsay
Throw away your abacus on the way - miscalculation
Keep a guest on the way - talk lively; talk enthusiastically
Cheng Yaojin appears on the way - something went wrong; Caught off guard; suddenly
Half a bottle of vinegar - sloshing around
Guanyin on the mountain cliff - an honest (stone) person
Pouring of bad water (water skiing) halfway up the mountain 〕——Obscene
Treading on a tightrope in the clouds for half a day - on tenterhooks
A bright star appears in the clouds for half a day - a lucky star shines high
Suona is played in the clouds for half a day - —Think (loud) high
Half a day of rain in the clouds—cannot become a climate; not a climate
Half a day of rain hanging in the clouds—pretending to be crazy (wind)
Half a day was spent in the cloud flipping through the account books - counting high
Half a day in the cloud watching the fight - standing by and watching
Half a day in the cloud doing household chores - empty talk
Half a day Balloons floating in the clouds - high above; nowhere to be found
Riding a crane in the clouds for half a day - flying far away
Making clothes in the clouds for half a day - Gao Cai (tailoring)
Slap in the clouds in the middle of the night - master
Eating cucumbers in the middle of the night - can't touch the head and tail
Eating roast chicken in the middle of the night - thinking (with a tearing sound)
Playing the piano in the middle of the night - having fun in secret
Crowing of the cock in the middle of the night - not knowing; messing up the time
Calling the eldest girl's door in the middle of the night - the visitor is unkind
Bedding in the middle of the night - working hard
The widow in the middle of the night - sad
Kneading noodles in the middle of the night - tinkering
In the middle of the night Swinging a big ax - talking nonsense
Hide and seek in the middle of the night - touching blindly; unable to touch
Chatting in the middle of the night - talking nonsense
Getting up in the middle of the night to wear Clothes - too early
Knocking on the door in the middle of the night without being alarmed - having a clear conscience
Raining in the middle of the night - whereabouts unknown; whereabouts unknown
Doing it in the middle of the night Nightmare - a false alarm; a false alarm
Dreaming about eating pig trotters in the middle of the night - thinking about good things; thinking about bad things
Dreaming about marrying a bride in the middle of the night - thinking about good things; What a beautiful idea
The person who pretended to be Qin Hui did not take off his costume - who has never seen that two-faced face
Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger - a wise man who is as foolish as a fool
Stumbled and fell down Beside the cesspit - not far from death (poop)
Shut up your arms - quit
Pearls hidden in clams - the good stuff is inside
Blowing fire with a mallet - clueless
Blowing a pot with a mallet - falling apart
Using a mallet as a needle - regardless of thickness
Changing a mallet into a candle - carelessness
p>The mallet enters the city - becoming a spirit and causing mischief
Inserting a needle into the mallet - thick and thin
Knocking the mallet on the bamboo tube - fantasy (sound)
Hitting the duck with a stick - one day it will fall to the ground
Hitting the duck with a stick - scratching (croaking)
Hitting a mandarin duck with a stick - it is difficult to separate; the two are separated
Cake made from stick noodles - not a serious ingredient
Boiled gourd with stick noodles - confused; confused
Boiled chicken with stick noodles - confused eggs
Arranged marriage - involuntarily; involuntarily
Bao Danbu washes the face - generous
Bao Gong's Shangfang sword - kill first and then play
Bao Gong's Guillotine - not recognizing the person
Bao Gong adjudicated the case - accepting the reason but not recognizing the person
Bao Gong distributed grain - thinking about the poor
Bao Gong killed his nephew - Treat the inside first, then the outside
Gong Bao tried the case - impartially; disowned the relatives
Gong Bao cut off the royal family - the law is intolerable
Legging Cloth Get on the plane - reach the sky in one step
The foot-wrapping cloth is used as a whip - Wen (Wen) cannot be Wen (Wen), Wu (Dance) cannot be Wu (Dance) )
Use the cloth to wrap your feet as buttons - smelly and hard; smelly and hard
Use the cloth to wrap your feet as a scarf - it smells bad
Wrap Lantern Festival Making pancakes - all-rounder
Eat the buns to the bean paste edge - taste the sweetness
The buns are grinning - the fillings are beautiful
The buns are cooked but not uncovered Pot - irritated
The steamed stuffed bun opens its mouth - the stuffing is revealed
The corn stick is infested with worms - specializes in (drilling) the heart
The corn batter - not much oil or water; The oil and water are not big
The hailstones hit the cotton tree - the polished commander
Getting the items from the treasure bag - easy to capture
The treasure gourd on the top of the pagoda - pointed Top-notch
Have enough dry food and bring an umbrella - be prepared
A big lock on the safe - foolproof
A detonator in the safe - hidden murderous intent
Camels are sold in Baoguo Temple - there is no such thing (monastery)
The rooster that tells the time - no need to rush
The editorial in the newspaper - every sentence Truth
Adou's empire - given away for free
Adou-like character - incompetent
Ah Er plays the sheng - playing the flute in vain
A'er is a doctor - no one dares to invite her
A'er is wandering around the streets - doing a fool's errand
A brother eats noodles-catching blindly
Grandma Liu Beard - Abnormal
Sister A Qing pours tea - no water leaks; no leaks whatsoever
Be whipped but not stick - eat the soft and not the hard
Be beaten The dog bites the chicken - taking it out on others
The turtle that was beaten - shrank its neck
The duck that was knifed - ran around
It was slapped I'm sorry - a servile one
The beaten dog - furious
The beaten duck - running around
The fat pig received the knife ——Not afraid of being scalded by boiling water
The leather ball that has been hit by a knife is deflated
The foxtail grass that has been hit by frost is wilted
Eat next to the stove Haijiao (pepper) - fever inside and outside
Short ladder to a high house - cannot reach the eaves
Short people wear high heels - height is limited
The dwarf fights the wolf - just shouting is not enough
The dwarf flies the kite - keeps getting higher and higher; keeps rising
The dwarf farts - humbles himself
The dwarf Sightseeing - echoing the voice
The dwarf crosses the river - peace of mind
The dwarf watches a play - listens to the voice
The dwarf pulls out the general - makes do with it Material; make the best out of shortcomings
The dwarf climbs the stairs - eagerly looking forward to it
The dwarf climbs the slope - rises step by step; climbs higher step by step
The dwarf woman ——Low knowledge
The dwarf is riding a big horse - he is in a dilemma; he is in a dilemma
The dwarf wants to reach the sky - he does not know how high the sky is; delusion; wishful thinking
The dwarf is sitting A high stool - out of reach; out of reach; difficult to reach up and down
Litigation-loving hero - poor vindictiveness
Wooden fish in the nunnery - allowed to be beaten
The quail wants to eat the fruit on the tree - it is out of reach; it wants good things; it is a bad idea
Watching people drowning on the shore - they do nothing to save them
Catching the moon on the shore - Wasted effort; wasted effort
Buying shoes according to other people's foot sizes - copying them mechanically
The beggar who clicks on the colored balls - stupidly happy
Practice medicine according to the prescription - — Do as you are told
Peck the rice by pressing the chicken head - it is a waste of effort
Drink the water by pressing the cow head - you can’t do it; there is nothing you can do
Press the gourd and the scoop will rise. ——Looking at one end and then the other; falling one after another
The door on top of the chopping board - the tube is wide
The rolling pin on the chopping board - a single stick
The meat on the chopping board - to be slaughtered by others; to be slaughtered by others
The fish on the chopping board - to be knifed
Stalking in secret - sneaking around
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Fighting in secret - fighting for a while
Threading a needle in the dark room - sad
Making a stumbling block in secret - wilting is bad
Burn out the lamp oil - heartburn (core)
Put ice on the griddle - melt into soup
Put pancakes on the griddle - turn it over
Eight hundred copper coins fell into the well - it's hard to touch which one
The flagpole erected eight hundred years ago - the old bachelor
A string of eight hundred copper coins - out of tune ( Hanging)
Sprinkle pepper on the eight-treasure rice - add another flavor
Eight-life-old Chen Zhang - can't explain
Eight-inch feet wearing seven-inch shoes - — Awkward
A small hanging vat with eight buckets - cannot hold a stone
Myna pecks persimmons - picks out the weak ones
Eight old men punch each other - three orders and five orders (Stretch)
Eight dollars for plaster - stained
Eight dollars for a bowl of wontons - no noodles
Eight people sitting together with crooked necks Table - no one is looking at anyone else
The format of eight-legged essays - all the same
Sleeping in the Bagua furnace - steaming hot
Riding horses in the Bagua array - There is no way out; the way out is hard to find
Eighth level engineering technology - striving for excellence
Eighth level master learns crafts - grow old and learn as you grow
Star anise fell into the manure pit - the smell and fragrance are indistinguishable; the smell and fragrance are indistinguishable
The eight and a half kilogram turtle swallowed the big weight - the cruel bastard
The eight and a half kilogram old turtle swallowed it He weighed a weight - the cruel tortoise
The eight and a half kilogram tortoise won the top prize - the rules (turtle lift) are not small
Eighty people carried the sedan - so majestic
The eighty-year-old man suffers from shaking head disease - he cannot do it; he cannot help it
The eighty-year-old man blows the lamp - he can't breathe; he can't breathe
Eight Ten old men practice pipa - a cliché (playing)
An eighty old man learns boxing - the more he practices, the stronger he becomes
An eighty old man learns the craft - and works hard in old age
The eighty-year-old old man has no family left - he has no successors
The eighty-year-old shaves his beard - refuses to accept the old man
The eighty-year-old man carries the burden - he has more than enough ambition but not enough energy
Growing a beard at eighty - an old idea
Children at eighty - being lonely in old age
Having a son at eighty - generations behind
Dancing at the age of eighty - naive old man
Playing with monkeys at the age of eighty - old tricks
Learning to play the flute at the age of eighty - all old tricks; Old tune
Learning to beat at the age of 80 - fight for your life
An actor who plays the role of a child at the age of 80 - rejuvenate himself
Standing at the counter at the age of 80 - still alive Okay
Hit rabbits with eighty-five cannons - the gains outweigh the losses
Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing his magical powers
Eight Immortals gathering - magical chat
The Eight Immortals table is missing Only one leg - resting unevenly
Lamps placed on the Eight Immortals' table - clearly placed
Eight Immortals' table - sharp and angular
The Eight Wise Kings enter the palace - OK Hard to please
The bitter melon in August - the heart is red
The lotus root in August - fresh and tender
The pomegranate in August - the head is full Ideas
Persimmons in August—the older they get, the redder they become; the redder they get when they get older
Osmanthus blooms in August—the fragrance is everywhere
Cucumbers in August Shed - empty shelf
Eating New Year's Eve dinner on August 15th - still early
Eating Lantern Festival on August 15th - different
August 10th Eating rice dumplings on the fifth day of the lunar month - not the right time
Mooncakes on the 15th day of the 8th month - everyone is happy; everyone loves them; both above and below
The moon on the 15th day of the 8th month - every year Same; just and fair
Celebrating the Dragon Boat Festival on August 15th - too late; too late
Watching dragon lanterns on August 15th - more than half a year late
Giving birth to a baby on August 15th - just in time
Sending moon cakes on August 15th - just in time for the festival
Clouds covering the moon on August 15th - disappointing
Steamed rice cakes on August 15th - as early as possible (jujubes)
Plant flowers on August 15th
Health - blind command
Eight-legged crab - domineering
Without a single glance - no features; far from it; far from it
Sores on the palms - poisonous hands
Putting the shoes on the palms - no way; unable to walk
Spreading pancakes on the palms - skillful hands; good hands
Peeling the skin The toads - annoying when alive, scary when dead
The temple with the wall removed - panicked
Plantains stuck in the old trees - rough branches
Banana blossoms - a heart; closely connected
Panana leaves make bird's nests - good times don't last long
Scarred eyes and sores - so bad that they are all broken
Pull weeds to attract snakes - ask for trouble; ask for trouble
Pluck onions and plant sea peppers - each crop is spicier than the last
Jointing sorghum - one by one High; rising steadily
Plucking the drum - two-sided light
Plucking the alarm clock - specializing in reminding people
Plucking the carrot - The hole is there
Plucked radishes and planted onions - each crop is spicier than the last
Plucked phoenix - not as good as chicken
Plucked phoenix Pigeon - can't fly
Unplugged but not water - stubborn
Pushing ideas to encourage success - eager for success
Donkey chasing rabbit - can't catch up; Unable to drive them out
Ba Zi is about to go to the battlefield - life or death
Ba Zi pulls out carrots - pulls them crookedly
Ba Zi walks on stilts - sooner or later He is good-looking
Ba Zi fights the siege - sits and shouts; sits on the ground and shouts
Ba Zi rushes the horse - out of reach
Ba Zi comes to power - his position is unstable
Rubbing snot on the face - asking for embarrassment
Pouring fertilizer on the weeds - hard work in vain; hard work in vain
Put your face in your trousers—shame on people
Drive people under the wall—have no way out
Treat the doll like a monkey—fool people
The monster guesses as a Bodhisattva - no distinction between good and evil
Old Huang Zhong on the shooting range - a hundred hits
Farewell My Concubine - no choice; no choice
白Old-necked dung beetle - open mouth is a disaster
White-necked dung beetle - distinctive; different
White cloth entering the dye vat - cannot be washed; cannot be washed
Making cotton-padded jackets out of white cloth - it’s all rational (li) anyway
Baicai Gangzi - I like it but I don’t like it; it looks good but it doesn’t taste good
Playing with a sickle in the cabbage field - it fell apart Heart
Braised tofu with cabbage - no one takes credit for it
Sauteed green onions with cabbage leaves - add pro (green) on top of each other
The white-bone spirit pretends to be a bride - a demon in the spirit
The white-bone spirit performs somersaults-a ghost trick
The white-bone spirit transforms into a beautiful woman-a human face and a ghost heart
The white-bone spirit speaks human language- - The white-bone spirit confuses the public with monstrous words
The white-bone spirit delivers food - ambitious; has no good intentions
The white-bone spirit delivers a speech--the white-bone spirit confuses the public
The white-bone spirit meets Sun Wukong—— True colors revealed
The white crane stands among the chickens - stands out
The white tiger enters the door - disaster is imminent; disaster is imminent
Painting with boiled water - light (clear) description Understatement
A white wax pole bears sweet-scented osmanthus - the root is not right
A white wax pole overturns - single choice
A heart made of white wax - cannot see the sun and cannot see the fire
The white-faced treacherous official appears - evil appearance; evil appearance
The white-faced wolf wears a straw hat - cannot change a person
The white-faced wolf wears glasses - impersonation A good person; pretending to be a good person
The fox with the white tip of his tail - cunning and cunning
The white cat gets into the stove hole - smearing himself
The white-haired crow - Different
The White Snake fights against the sea of ????fafa - shining brightly
The White Snake floods the golden mountain - goes to war
The White Snake meets Xu Xian - a thousand-mile marriage is on the line Lian
Seeing ghosts in the day - mysterious; sick in mind
Dreaming in the day - random thoughts
Uncovered in a pot of white water
Milk skin - can't be done; can't be done
Gypsum under white water - can't be made into tofu
Boiled cabbage in white water - bland and tasteless
Cooking in white water - cooking without rice
Bai Suzhen never abandons Xu Xian - love is indistinguishable
Arsenic wrapped in sugar - poison inside
White sugar has a knife in its mouth and a sword in its belly - honey in mouth and sword in belly
Lighting up a lantern during the day - no use
Looking forward to the moon during the day - don't think about it; don't think about it; don't even think about it
Lighting up a lamp during the day - it's unnecessary
Catching it during the day Ghost - a thing without a shadow
White iron ax - two-sided light
The white crane has a bald tail - a fly in the ointment
Drawing a gangster on white paper - - cannot be erased; is obvious; is clear; is crystal clear
Written in black on white paper - black and white is distinct; is obvious; is clear, crystal clear
Made on white paper The lantern - it lights up once it's lit
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