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20 12 the newly compiled accounts are as follows:

The body is a fixed asset,

Age is accumulated depreciation,

Secret love is an irrecoverable bad debt.

What was lost was a diary,

Love is an intangible asset,

Fate is non-operating income,

Marriage is a comprehensive statement,

Lovers are accounts payable,

Children are other payables,

Life is a continuous process,

Quarrel is a provision for bad debts.

Fighting is a business loss,

Tears are to offset the rights and interests of the owners.

Disease is the cost of living,

Buying clothes is the packing fee.

Memory is financial analysis.

Unforgettable old love is a deferred asset,

Lovers are non-operating expenses,

False love is overestimating profits,

Finding foreigners is a foreign exchange transaction.

It is a conservative principle to set up one's own coffers.

Divorce is bankruptcy liquidation,

Reflection is an internal inventory,

Remarriage is asset reorganization,

Interpretation is to correct the entry,

Compound is a circulation entrance,

Misunderstanding is a wrong entrance,