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The ninth issue of CCTV ancient poetry contest

25.★ The monk offered tea.

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A monk in Lingyin Temple, named after his ability to make tea, is proficient in the tools of making tea. After that, he saved several kinds of tea and often watched the guests make tea for him. Those best teas are not guests, intimate friends, and they will not all be taken out. One day, a senior official came, and the monk respectfully visited him and took out good tea. The monk cooked it for the official himself, hoping to get his money, but the official was silent. Confused, the monk cooked the best tea for him. The senior officials all finished drinking, but they didn't say they were saved. The monk can't wait. He bowed and asked, "How about tea?" The senior official raised the teacup in his hand and said, "Chata is very hot."

26. Forgetting rice when making wine

A man asked a winemaker how to make wine. The restaurant told him: "A barrel of rice, plus one or two wine (medicated wine), plus two barrels of water, three kinds are mixed with each other, so after seven days, it becomes wine." But this person is forgetful. After returning home, he made wine with two buckets of water and one or two glasses of wine. After seven days, he tasted it, and it was almost the same as water, so he ran to the restaurant and said they didn't have it. The man said, "I did as you said: I started with two buckets of water and one or two glasses of wine." The restaurant asked him, "Has the meal been put?" He bowed his head and thought for a moment and said, "I forgot to put the rice!" " "ah! I forgot the most basic thing, wine. I want to make my own wine, but I can't. On the contrary, he was angry and resentful of the people who taught him the method. Nowadays, many people who study in the world forget to lay the foundation, thinking about reaching the sky in one step, and they have learned nothing. What's the difference with this man?

27. Respect your teacher.

I have never heard that a person learned from a knowledgeable and talented teacher. As long as there are saints, the world will be peaceful and stable. Sages are respected in this place, this place, saints in that place, that place is respected, so the ancient holy king did not disrespect the teacher. Respect teachers and you won't care about their honesty and wealth. So, famous, Deming. Therefore, when teachers teach, they don't care about students' weight, seniority and wealth, but whether they can accept reason and justice. If they can accept reason and justice, it is not appropriate to teach them. Everything you pursue can be fully realized, and everything you hope can be fully realized. This will only happen after you get a saint. Saints are born by studying hard, and no one can become a saint or a celebrity without studying hard.

28. Liu Bei takes cash

At first, Liu Bei, Zhuo Junren, was a descendant of Liu Sheng, the king of Zhongshan in the Western Han Dynasty. He lost his father in childhood and was very poor. With his mother, he makes a living by selling straw sandals. Liu Bei is seven feet five inches tall. He can see his ears with his hands hanging down on his knees. He is ambitious and seldom speaks (inverted sentence), and his joy and anger are not easy to show on his face (inverted sentence). Because he had studied with Gongsun Zan under the Land Gate, he went to Gongsun Zan. Gongsun Zan sent Liu Bei and Tian Ji to capture Qingzhou, which made it a plain county because of its outstanding military exploits. When Liu Bei was young, he had a deep friendship with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei from Hedong. Sleeping in the same bed with them is like brothers, but in public, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei stand beside Liu Bei all day. They followed Liu Bei to deal with the enemy and did not escape difficulties and obstacles. Zhao Yun, a native of Changshan, led the county team to visit Gongsun Zan. After seeing Zhao Yun, Liu Bei was surprised by Zhao Yun's courage and tied a knot with great care. Zhao Yun followed Liu Bei to the plain and took charge of the cavalry for him.

29. Medicine for immortality

At the beginning, high-ranking people in Yan and Xian claimed that there was a method of immortality and a spell of dismembering people when they were old, and pedantic and eccentric people in Yan and Qi all rushed to teach and learn. From Qi Weiwang, Wang Xuan to Yan Zhaowang, they believed his words and sent people to the sea to find Penglai, the abbot and Yingzhou. It is said that these three sacred mountains are in the Bohai Sea, not far from the world. Only mortals were about to arrive, and Fan blew away the boat. But some people have been to these three mountains and seen all the immortals and elixirs there. When Qin Shihuang traveled to the seaside, people familiar with fairy magic, such as Xu of Qi, scrambled to write down these things, asked for permission to fast, and led boys and girls to the sea to find the holy mountain. Qin Shihuang sent Xú Zhēng to send thousands of children and men to the sea to seek eternal life. However, after sailing at sea, all the ships returned because of the unfavorable wind. However, they still said, "Although I haven't been to fairy mountain, I have already seen it."

30. Monk Temple reads at night

Wang Mian is from Zhuji County. When he was seven or eight years old, his father told him to herd cattle on the ridge, and he sneaked into the school to listen to the students. After listening, I always remember it silently. When he came home at night, he forgot all the cows he was grazing. Wang Mian's father was furious and gave Wang Mian a good beating. After that, he was still like this. His mother said, "The child is so obsessed with reading, why not let him?" From then on, Wang Mian left home and stayed in a temple. At night, he sneaked out and sat on the Buddha's lap, holding a book in his hand. By the light of the ever-burning lamp in front of the Buddha, the sound of reading was read until dawn. Most of the Buddha statues are clay sculptures, all of which are ferocious and frightening. Child as Wang Mian is, he doesn't seem to see it. Han Xing of Anyang heard that he was different, so he accepted him as an apprentice and became a well-read Confucian scholar.

3 1. study by candlelight

Duke Jinping asked Shi Kuang, "I am almost 70 years old and want to study. I am afraid it is too late! " Shi Kuang said, "Why not study by candlelight?"

Gong Ping said, "How can a courtier tease his king?"

Shi Kuang said; "How dare I tease my monarch! I have heard that when I was a child, I liked learning, just like the sunshine when the sun just came out; When I was young, I liked studying, just like the midday sun; I like studying when I am old, just like lighting a candle. Which is better than lighting a candle and which is better than walking in the dark? "

Gong Ping said, "Well said!"

32. Zhao Guang refused to paint.

Hefei people used to be Li's extremely bookish. Li is around as his painter. After a long time, he began to be good at painting, especially horses, almost like Li. Jian Yan years, fell into the hands of the nomads from the army. Jinbing heard that he was a good painter and asked him to paint a robbed woman. Zhao Guang resolutely refused to paint, threatened the nomads from the army with a knife, and when (Zhao Guang) disobeyed, (nomads from the army) cut off his right thumb and sent him away. Zhao Guang actually draws with his left hand. After the situation calmed down, Zhao Guang only painted Guanyin tuas. A few years later, he died, and most of Li's Guanyin paintings were written.

Governing a country is like planting trees.

Emperor Taizong said to the courtiers, "Before Yang Di just pacified the capital, there was not a yard full of beautiful women and exotic atmosphere in the palace. Emperor Yang Di was still dissatisfied and crusaded against things. He used all his strength to wage war, and the people were miserable, which led to their demise. I saw all this with my own eyes. Therefore, I work tirelessly from morning till night, just hoping to be clean and quiet, and make the world safe. In this way, we can stop corvee, harvest food and live and work in peace and contentment. Governing the country is like planting trees. Only when the foundation is unshakable will it flourish. The emperor can be quiet, how can people not live and work in peace and contentment?

34. Guo Jinji

Guo Jin is brilliant and has made many achievements. I used to be the secretariat of Xingzhou. Guo Jin once built a house in the north of the city. After the completion, people and guests gathered together to celebrate the completion, and even low-ranking folk craftsmen participated, so they arranged seats for craftsmen in the east wing and children in the west wing. Someone asked, "How can children stand side by side with craftsmen?" Guo Jin pointed to the direction of the craftsmen and said, "These are the people who build houses." Pointing to the children, he said, "These are the people who sell houses. They should sit under the seats of the people who build houses." Guo was possessed by others less than a year after he entered the world.

35, a word to prison

Make an appointment to meet at a's house at 5 o'clock) go as scheduled (b go at the appointed time). When Party A crowed (when Party A crowed), he went to Party B's house to call his wife and said, "Since it is the fifth watch (since I have made an appointment with Party B), the crowing hasn't arrived yet (now the chickens crow and Party B hasn't arrived yet), why?" His wife said in surprise (B's wife said in surprise), "It's been a long time (he left home for a long time)." Go back to A's house (and then to A's house), but B hasn't arrived yet (B still hasn't arrived). At dawn (dawn), I looked for traces everywhere (looking for traces of B everywhere), and found a body in a bamboo forest (finding a body in a bamboo forest), which is B (that is, B). I have a light music foundation (a little property), but it's all gone. The wife's name is Jia Yue (B's wife says to A with tears): "You killed Wu (it should be" me ") and her husband! (You killed my husband) "So I sued A (I sued A to the official), and I couldn't go to prison for a long time (but the case couldn't be finalized for a long time). An official asked (a clerk in the yamen asked A), "B received you, but B didn't arrive (B didn't arrive). You went to B's house (later, you went to B's house) and only called B (only when it was time to call B), but ordered you (the word" life "must be wrong) not to call B (you don't call B). That man is speechless (that man [that is, B] has nothing to say). In a word (the clerk only said one sentence), the prison is equipped (closed).