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Social etiquette sitcom script about 5 minutes.
Characters: A, B, student male, student female;
Props: a broom, a trash can, a trash can, and a wooden sign that says "No trampling on the lawn".
A: The school is engaged in social practice activities recently. I actively responded to the call and became a glorious cleaner. I will start a new life this year! My basic job is to improve the sanitation of this area. Spitting, chewing gum and littering are fined five yuan each time. Pick up the broom and sweep the floor. At this time, a man trampled on the lawn.
Hey, stop. (Pointing to the sign tied to the lawn) Don't you see it says "No trampling on the lawn"? How did you go?
B: (pointing contemptuously at the sign on his trousers) Mi Bang Wei doesn't take the usual road.
A: (with a surprised expression) How did you get over such a high fence?
B: (pointing to shoes) Li Ning, anything is possible.
A: A fine of four yuan.
B: (flustered) Why?
A: M-Zone, I am in charge of my website.
B felt indefensible and speechless, so he obediently paid the fine and walked away.
A man and a woman, who look like students, are pushing in.
Woman: Go away! Leave me alone!
M: (anxious) What do you dislike about me? I can't change it!
Woman: (more anxious) What do you like about me? I can't change it!
(They are silent for a moment)
W: You want me to like you, right? Treat me to McDonald's (blowing bubble gum).
M: You still eat McDonald's. We have been to this restaurant eight times since this morning. You are so fat and still eat! Are you a pig?
Woman: (spitting bubble gum) Hum, look at my figure, I am a pig! (Angry)
A: Pigs are strange. Please take care of the environment here. Please pick up the chewing gum you threw up on the floor (the woman didn't know she was talking about herself, so she ignored it). Pigs are strange. Please pick up the gum!
Man: (shrinking to woman) What about you?
Woman: What!
A: Hello, please pick up the chewing gum you threw up on the floor.
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