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Classic quotations from Spongebob and Patrick.

1, Patrick: "Hey, Spongebob, let's catch jellyfish." Spongebob: "Sorry, not today. I have to go to school. " Patrick: "What should I do today if you go to school?" Spongebob: "I don't know. What do you usually do when I am not at home? " Patrick: "When you come back."

2. Spongebob: Look, there is a cloud floating in the cloudless sky in Wan Li. Patrick: Well, that cloud looks like a cloud.

3. Bai Daxing: He is really terrible. I feel sick at the sight of him! Those big eyes, square body, two front teeth and that stupid tie! That's terrible! Spongebob: Er ... Patrick: But these look good on you ~

4. "Guess how many sweets I have? You guessed it. I will give it to you. " "Five!" "That's right! I'll give you two first, and the rest will be given to you next time ~ "

5. Spongebob: "Patrick, why are you called Patrick?" Patrick: Because I am a big star sent by God to protect you.