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Talk about sentences suitable for playing mahjong and making friends.

1, play mahjong and eat mala Tang. Find a small object, life is like this.

2. Russia should try to make money and play mahjong.

3. Youth is like playing mahjong. You either shoot or touch yourself.

4. With your big die, you can turn out a mahjong and bring a game of military chess.

Somehow, I always lose at cards recently. Is there a mahjong god or something to say goodbye to?

6. Youth is like mahjong. You either beat it or touch yourself. How many otaku and rotten women have been counted, and how many institutions have been counted, just to enjoy the moment of being knocked down.

7. One person's loneliness, two people's faults, three people's landlords and four people's mahjong tables.

8. Play mahjong and touch yourself! But let me touch my body, and I can still show a sexy and enchanting feeling! I want to say: teacher, hehehe, I can't do it!

9. I wish you all the best in the New Year: success is just around the corner and you will make a fortune in the coming year. If you don't play mahjong, happiness will never run away.

10, playing the steering wheel is like playing mahjong, shuffling, turning left and right, and washing evenly.

1 1, others are short of three when playing mahjong, and I am short of three when playing mahjong.

12, the mahjong game ends at the weekend and will continue tomorrow! Keep the record of losing money in three consecutive games.

13 I found that things that have been away from you for a long time will slowly be put down, and they will not be as enthusiastic as before. For example, I haven't played mahjong for a long time

14, I'm going out for a summer job. I lost my last few cents playing mahjong with my family a few days ago, and now I'm too poor to even eat soil.

15, the table is too hot, mahjong has just been coded, and it is actually burnt.

16, youth is like mahjong, you can either shoot or touch yourself. How many otaku and rotten women have been counted, and how many institutions have been counted, just to enjoy the moment of being knocked down.

17, moon silk powder: 18 years old, basically oriented, retired, playing mahjong, sunbathing, lying in bed, hanging on the wall.

18, Mahjong was burned as soon as it came on stage. ...

19, I went out to eat and drink Lazar and play mahjong all day today, and I didn't have time to talk to my husband. I'm sorry, baby.

20. Dragon Boat Festival … I didn't eat zongzi, play mahjong, go out to play, play with cats and dogs, and go to work …

2 1. The procedure of attending a memorial service is often to receive a profound life education first, and then everyone will smoke, drink and play cards together-you know the truth of Sister Yuan.

22. Time flies! That bowler never plays, gets drunk and loses at cards. The cold of the first month passed every few days.

23. I always lose at cards. Oh, my God! Can't fight!

24. One person lives, two people are happy, three people live to the death, and four people. Why don't we play cards?

25, marriage is not playing cards, shuffling will pay a huge price.

26. Somehow, I always lose at cards recently. Is there a mahjong god or something to say goodbye to?

27. The Spring Festival is about adults playing cards and children playing everywhere. It is a big mistake for us to stay at home and use the computer.

28. This year's animal year is really bad. I always lose at cards and even give up a ring. I am speechless, too!

29. In fact, the beholder is clear, but this sentence is just (? I want to warn those big mouths who like watching others play cards! ! !

30. No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost a lot.

3 1, boyfriends don't drink, play cards, and fights don't exist.

32. I don't smoke, drink, gamble or play cards. I am still a bachelor!

33. I slept for a row in class and didn't even know the exam. My grades are basically in one place. I smoke and play cards, never line up for dinner, and skip classes in groups. -After 90.

During the Chinese New Year, adults play cards and children play firecrackers everywhere, which makes people at our age who have no partners very embarrassed.

35. Maybe I smoke, play cards and drink, but it's better than those affected women around you who look like ladies but actually have black bellies, isn't it?

36. I have had a bit of bad luck these two days. I always lose at cards. I must change my luck.

37. I'm unlucky recently, and I always lose at cards.

38, the so-called Spring Festival old people play cards together, children play together, so we are not too big or too young!

39. Always lose at cards! Should be frustrated in love, the casino is proud!

40. Buddha said: There is no smoke without fire, and no positive result can be achieved; Buddha said: drinking without smoking can't make you immortal; Buddha said: Playing cards, drinking and smoking all have Buddhist origins.

4 1, I'm here to pay a New Year call to everyone! I wish you good health, smooth work and progress in your study! Win more money at cards!

42.Lz loves playing cards. Every time I lose money, I say I will never play again, and then I chop my hand. I saw my brother say, "Avalokitesvara with a thousand hands makes you chop into Yang Guo." ...

43, go out to play, don't drink, play cards, smoke and surf the Internet, because she doesn't like it.

44. The teacher said: The students chatting in the back can be as quiet as the students playing cards in the middle, and will not affect the students sleeping in front.

45. Because I like to pretend to be chic, I always lose at cards.

46. What else can I do if I smoke, drink and play cards at work?

47. The procedure of attending a memorial service is often to receive a profound life education first, and then everyone will smoke, drink and play cards together.

48. I wish you Mayday: You can't hold back your luck in playing cards. The leopard golden flower gives you a handle, others stare at your smiling face, and others pay for you.

49. Not to mention losing money at cards, the mobile phone screen cracked for no reason, and there was no Sei recently.