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Hospitalization knowledge

1. What is the common sense of hospital delivery?

* Determine the delivery hospital as soon as possible, and it is best to choose the hospital that has been doing prenatal examination, so that doctors can better understand their personal situation and make a correct diagnosis of various situations in time.

Try not to temporarily change the delivery hospital during labor. * Understand the traffic conditions and routes from home to the hospital, make various plans for going to the hospital in different situations, including how to get to the hospital in time during rush hours and at night, and correctly estimate the time needed on the way out.

* Don't panic if there are signs of childbirth. Only when the water breaks, you need to stay in bed immediately and go to the hospital in time. It hurts so much that you don't have to rush to the hospital. You can prepare things calmly and take a bath, because once you are admitted to the hospital, you can't take a bath for at least a week.

* Eat as much as possible before going to the hospital. Even if the pain is already very strong, you can't help eating, because the process of childbirth is very exhausting and must be backed by enough physical strength. * Know the admission process of the delivery hospital in advance, including ward situation, bed price, admission procedures and deposit, etc. So that you can know fairly well and come prepared.

* signs of labor may appear at any time, so be prepared to see the emergency department. Be familiar with the layout of the hospital in advance, know where the emergency room is and how to register for it, so as to avoid being hospitalized because you are not familiar with the situation, so don't forget to bring your mobile phone and charge it to inform your family.

2. 100 tips on how to see a doctor ~ ~

After 18 is cured, there is no need to send banners. A word of thanks and praise is the greatest reward for the doctor.

Analysis: Most doctors nowadays are not short of money. What they lack most is psychological satisfaction and patient's affirmation. Never leave without saying a word. Can you promise not to get sick and never see this doctor again? Moreover, a thank you will make the doctor's impression on you deepen, and the doctor will take care of you in case you are useful and can talk in the future.

19 More doctors are good, less doctors are bad. Analysis: Some people will ask, this sentence is difficult to understand.

Doctors are willing to be kind to patients while deceiving people. If the disease is not cured, the responsibility may not be entirely on the doctor. There is a lot of communication between doctors. If any doctor says that this patient always speaks ill of you, it will also cause the doctor's boredom when it reaches the ears of good doctors.

Give more publicity to doctors with medical skills and medical ethics, and you will also accumulate a merit.

3. Say you have some health knowledge

Cut the dried tangerine peel into shreds, add a little rock sugar, and then simmer with low fire to make a thick orange juice, which can treat cough! It is best to eat after three meals. Scrubbing wooden and bamboo tables and chairs with residual tea leaves can make them smoother.

Dry the remaining tea leaves and spread them in a damp place to remove water; After the tea leaves are dried, they can also be put into pillowcases as pillow cores, which are very soft. Water is an indispensable and important substance for human survival. People can eat nothing for a day, but they can't drink water for a day. However, not all water can be drunk. The following five kinds of water will form toxic and harmful substances such as nitrite to a certain extent, which will cause certain harm to human body, so people should pay attention to it.

You can't drink seven kinds of water. First, aged water: commonly known as "stagnant water", that is, water that cannot be stored for a long time. Drinking this kind of water often will obviously slow down cell metabolism for minors and affect the growth and development of the body; Middle-aged and elderly people will accelerate aging; The incidence of esophageal cancer and gastric cancer is increasing in many places. According to the research of medical scientists, this may be related to drinking aged water for a long time.

Relevant data show that the toxic substances in aging water also increase with the increase of water storage time. 2. Thousands of boiling water: Thousands of boiling water refers to the water that has been boiled on the stove for a night or a long time, and the water that has been repeatedly boiled in the electric water heater.

Because this kind of water takes a long time to boil, the content of heavy metals such as calcium and magnesium and nonvolatile substances such as nitrite in the water is high. Drinking this water for a long time will interfere with people's gastrointestinal function and cause temporary diarrhea and bloating; Toxic nitrite can also cause hypoxia in the body, which can lead to coma, convulsion and even death in severe cases.

Third, boiler water: boiler water is leftover boiler water such as buns, especially boiler water that has been reused many times, and the nitrite concentration is very high. Drinking this water often, or cooking porridge with this water, will cause nitrite poisoning; Scale often enters the human body with water, and it can also cause digestive, neurological, urinary and hematopoietic diseases, and even cause premature aging.

Fourth, the water that can't be boiled: the tap water that people drink is chlorinated and sterilized. 13 A variety of harmful substances can be separated from chlorine-treated water, among which halogenated hydrocarbons and chloroform also have carcinogenic and teratogenic effects.

When the water temperature reaches 90℃, the content of halogenated hydrocarbons increases from 53 micrograms per kilogram to 177 micrograms, which is twice as high as the national sanitary standard for drinking water. Experts point out that drinking raw water increases the possibility of bladder cancer and rectal cancer by 2 1%-38%.

When the water temperature reaches 100℃, these two harmful substances will be greatly reduced with the evaporation of steam. If boiling lasts for 3 minutes, it is safe to drink. 5. Boil water again: Some people are used to boiling the remaining warm water in thermos bottles before drinking, in order to save water, coal (gas) and time.

But this "saving" is not enough. Because water burns and evaporates, nitrite will rise. If you drink this water regularly, nitrite will accumulate in the body and cause poisoning.

How to prevent carsickness 1 The carsick person takes Shangshi Zhitong Ointment 1 tablet one hour before taking the bus and sticks it on the liver and navel (called Shenque point). If you ride for more than one day, change to another post the next day.

Can effectively prevent carsickness. 2. Fasten your seat belt before getting on the bus to prevent internal organs from swimming excessively in the body, which helps to prevent carsickness.

3. There is a piece of ginger in your mouth. People who love carsickness should take a piece of fresh ginger with them and eat 2 pieces of fresh ginger before getting on the bus, which can greatly reduce carsickness.

Precautions with your eyes: When using a computer or reading a book or newspaper, it is best to rest for 5 minutes every 30 minutes, stand up and walk around, or look out of the window, and lengthen the line of sight that always pays attention to close range. The distance from the computer screen should not be shorter than 30 cm. Use radiation protection goggles to avoid eye damage caused by radiation.

If your eyes are dry and itchy, close them and rest for a few minutes before opening them. Never soften your eyes with your hands. If you don't get better, you must see a doctor, because it may be caused by other infections.

Daily eye care, drink plenty of water: especially in air-conditioned offices or rooms, pay special attention to water replenishment, which can improve the dryness of eye mucosa. Eye drops, physiological saline, artificial tears: people who wear contact lenses often rely on such eye drops to protect their eyes; Some people buy some eye drops in pharmacies to prevent dry eyes, but it is safer to pay attention to the source of the liquid medicine, and it is best to be prescribed by a doctor.

Because most eye drops or artificial tears are added with preservatives or fungicides for storage convenience, the average person should not have much problem using them, but it is hard to say if they are allergic. Cold and hot compress: when eyes are tired, you can use ice compress and hot compress alternately, but you can't ice compress or press your eyes. The same is true of hot compress, which lasts no more than 5 minutes at a time and can suit your eyes.

4. What are the health tips?

1, often eat midnight snack.

You'll get stomach cancer. Because the stomach can't rest.

You can only eat four eggs a week. I ate too much.

This is harmful to your health. 3, chicken * * * contains carcinogens, it is better not to eat.

It is a wrong idea to eat fruit after meals. It should be eating fruit before meals.

5, when the girl's menstruation comes. Don't drink green tea.

No tea anyway. Eat more things that can replenish blood.

6. Drink soy milk without eggs and sugar. Don't drink too much.

7, don't eat tomatoes on an empty stomach, it is best to eat after meals. 8.wake up in the morning.

Drink a glass of water first. Prevent stones.

9. Don't eat three hours before going to bed. Will be fat.

10, milk tea is high in calories, so drink less.

High oil. There is no nutritional value.

Drinking for a long time. Susceptible to hypertension.

Diabetes. And other diseases.

1 1, freshly baked bread is not suitable for immediate consumption. 12, away from the charging stand.

The human body should be away from more than 30 cm. Never put it by the bed.

13, drink eight glasses of water every day. 14, ten glasses of water a day.

Bladder cancer will not come. 15, drink plenty of water during the day.

Drink less water at night. 16, drink no more than two cups of coffee a day.

Drinking too much can easily lead to insomnia and stomachache. Eat less greasy food.

Because the blood in the brain takes 5 to 7 hours to digest and concentrate on the stomach. Easy to fall asleep.

18, after 5 pm. Eat less big meals, because you don't need so much energy after five o'clock.

19, 10 Food types that will make you happy: deep-sea fish, bananas, grapefruit, whole wheat bread, spinach, garlic, pumpkin, low-fat milk, chicken and cherries. 20, lack of sleep will become stupid, you must sleep for eight hours a day, and you will not get old if you have a nap habit.

2 1, the best sleep time is 10 at night to 6 am. 22. Don't drink more than one glass a day, because alcohol will inhibit antibody-producing B cells and increase the chance of bacterial infection.

23. Take the capsule with cold water (you can eat it first) and take the medicine 30 minutes before going to bed. Avoid lying down immediately.

24, sour plum has the effect of preventing aging and keeping young forever; People who are angry should eat more. 25, hair loss factors: staying up late, stress, alcohol and tobacco, spicy chicken chops.

Spicy pot greasy food.

Overflavored dishes. 26, help hair growth: eat more cabbage, eggs.

Beans; Eat less sweets (especially fructose). 27. A glass of lemon juice and orange juice every day.

It can not only whiten skin, but also fade dark spots. 28. Apple will always be a good medicine for motorcyclists, addicts and housewives. Eating only one apple a day can give you a clean lung.

29. Smoking and taking vitamins (a kind of vitamin B carotene -A) can cause cancer, so quit smoking as soon as possible. Is the healthiest thing to do.

30. Five periods when women should not drink tea: when menstruation comes, pregnant women, and before labor. Postpartum, menopause.

3 1, smoking, the biggest relationship is lung cancer, lip cancer, tongue cancer, laryngeal cancer, esophageal cancer and bladder cancer. 32. Drinking alcohol leads to cirrhosis.

Causing liver cancer. 33, eat areca can lead to oral fibrosis, oral cancer.

34. The food is too fine and lacks fiber; Containing a lot of fat, especially cholesterol, can cause gastric cancer. 35. When the food is too rough and the nutrition is insufficient, it will lead to esophageal cancer and gastric cancer.

36. Yellow koji toxin in food. Nitrite causes cancer.

37. Don't smoke. Refuse to smoke secondhand smoke.

38, moderate drinking, not for a long time. Not drunk.

39. Reduce salting. Smoke and barbecue food.

40. Eat fresh vegetables and fruits every day. 4 1, and eat grains and beans rich in fiber every day.

42. Eat a balanced diet every day, but don't overdo it. 43. Maintain an ideal weight.

But fat. 44. Keep a regular life and exercise.

45. Keep a relaxed and happy mood. 46. Correct eating habits: Eat like an emperor in the morning, like a civilian at noon, and like a beggar at night.

People eat fat not only because it can produce attractive fragrance, but also because it contains fatty acids needed by the human body and plays a nutritional role in the body. Its nutritional function mainly includes (1) providing energy; (2) Constitute human tissues (3) form components with physiological activity, and regulate physiological and biochemical reactions in vivo.

There are many kinds of fatty acids that form fat, which can be simply divided into saturated fatty acids and unsaturated fatty acids. It is generally believed that saturated fatty acids can promote the occurrence of atherosclerosis, while unsaturated fatty acids can prevent it.

In fact, there are dozens of food fatty acids, some of which participate in the formation of human tissue structure, some participate in the metabolic process, and some can regulate human physiological and biochemical reactions, all of which have certain effects on the human body. It is unscientific to evaluate them simply by "good" and "bad".

For example, we often regard cholesterol as a substance harmful to health, but cholesterol is an important substance for synthesizing bile, adrenocortical hormone, sex hormone and vitamin D, and only excessive cholesterol will cause harm to human body; However, we believe that DHA and EPA are beneficial to lowering blood lipids, but excessive amounts are also dangerous. Therefore, only a reasonable and balanced intake of various fatty acids is the guarantee of health.

Reasonable and balanced intake of fatty acids mainly means that the proportion of saturated fatty acids, monounsaturated fatty acids and polyunsaturated fatty acids in dietary fatty acids should be appropriate, and the proportion of n-6 and n-3 in polyunsaturated fatty acids should also be appropriate. The main way for people to ingest fatty acids is (1) to eat animal foods. Most of the fatty acids in animal foods are saturated fatty acids except fish. (2) Vegetable oil: The fatty acids in vegetable oil are mainly unsaturated fatty acids.

(3) complementary food: nuts such as walnuts, peanuts, melon seeds and fish containing EPA and DHA. In addition, other foods also contain a small amount of fatty acids.

In daily life, the intake of animal fat and other foods is generally fixed, while the types and consumption of plant fat are easily changed. Therefore, maintaining fatty acid balance can be achieved by adjusting vegetable oil. Vegetable oil is the main source of unsaturated fatty acids, but the fatty acid composition and proportion of each vegetable oil are different, and some of them are far from each other.

Consumers can alternately eat several kinds of vegetable oils for a period of time, so that the types and proportions of fatty acids ingested by human bodies are more in line with the needs of human health. However, alternating consumption can not accurately and quantitatively balance the intake of fatty acids.

According to the types and contents of fatty acids in China people's habitual diet, the producers of edible blended oil mix several kinds of vegetable oils, so that the fatty acids in vegetable oils and those in food tend to be more balanced after being matched, so as to meet the needs of human body.

5. Poor health knowledge in primary schools

Primary school students' health knowledge 1, often eat midnight snack.

You'll get stomach cancer. Because the stomach can't rest.

You can only eat four eggs a week. I ate too much.

This is harmful to your health. 3, chicken * * * contains carcinogens, it is better not to eat.

It is a wrong idea to eat fruit after meals. It should be eating fruit before meals.

5, when the girl's menstruation comes. Don't drink green tea.

No tea anyway. Eat more things that can replenish blood.

6. Drink soy milk without eggs and sugar. Don't drink too much.

7, don't eat tomatoes on an empty stomach, it is best to eat after meals. 8.wake up in the morning.

Drink a glass of water first. Prevent stones.

9. Don't eat three hours before going to bed. Will be fat.

10, milk tea is high in calories, so drink less.

High oil. There is no nutritional value.

Drinking for a long time. Susceptible to hypertension.

Diabetes. And other diseases.

1 1, freshly baked bread is not suitable for immediate consumption. 12, away from the charging stand.

The human body should be away from more than 30 cm. Never put it by the bed.

13, drink eight glasses of water every day. 14, ten glasses of water a day.

Bladder cancer will not come. 15, drink plenty of water during the day.

Drink less water at night. 16, drink no more than two cups of coffee a day.

Drinking too much can easily lead to insomnia and stomachache. Eat less greasy food.

Because the blood in the brain takes 5 to 7 hours to digest and concentrate on the stomach. Easy to fall asleep.

18, after 5 pm. Eat less big meals, because you don't need so much energy after five o'clock.

19, 10 Food types that will make you happy: deep-sea fish, bananas, grapefruit, whole wheat bread, spinach, garlic, pumpkin, low-fat milk, chicken and cherries. 20, lack of sleep will become stupid, you must sleep for eight hours a day, and you will not get old if you have a nap habit.

2 1, the best sleep time is 10 at night to 6 am. 22. Don't drink more than one glass a day, because alcohol will inhibit antibody-producing B cells and increase the chance of bacterial infection.

23. Take the capsule with cold water (you can eat it first) and take the medicine 30 minutes before going to bed. Avoid lying down immediately.

24, sour plum has the effect of preventing aging and keeping young forever; People who are angry should eat more. 25, hair loss factors: staying up late, stress, alcohol and tobacco, spicy chicken chops.

Spicy pot greasy food.

Overflavored dishes. 26, help hair growth: eat more cabbage, eggs.

Beans; Eat less sweets (especially fructose). 27. A glass of lemon juice and orange juice every day.

It can not only whiten skin, but also fade dark spots. 28. Apple will always be a good medicine for motorcyclists, addicts and housewives. Eating only one apple a day can give you a clean lung.

29. Smoking and taking vitamins (a kind of vitamin B carotene -A) can cause cancer, so quit smoking as soon as possible. Is the healthiest thing to do.

30. Five periods when women should not drink tea: when menstruation comes, pregnant women, and before labor. Postpartum, menopause.

3 1, smoking, the biggest relationship is lung cancer, lip cancer, tongue cancer, laryngeal cancer, esophageal cancer and bladder cancer. 32. Drinking alcohol leads to cirrhosis.

Causing liver cancer. 33, eat areca can lead to oral fibrosis, oral cancer.

34. The food is too fine and lacks fiber; Containing a lot of fat, especially cholesterol, can cause gastric cancer. 35. When the food is too rough and the nutrition is insufficient, it will lead to esophageal cancer and gastric cancer.

36. Yellow koji toxin in food. Nitrite causes cancer.

37. Don't smoke. Refuse to smoke secondhand smoke.

38. Drink moderately and don't spell wine. Not drunk.

39. Reduce salting. Smoke and barbecue food.

40. Eat fresh vegetables and fruits every day. 4 1, and eat grains and beans rich in fiber every day.

42. Eat a balanced diet every day, but don't overdo it. 43. Maintain an ideal weight.

But fat. 44. Keep a regular life and exercise.

45. Keep a relaxed and happy mood. 46. Correct eating habits: Eat like an emperor in the morning, like a civilian at noon, and like a beggar at night.

47. Harmful substances in tobacco will damage the respiratory system and cause bronchitis and lung cancer. 48. When brushing your teeth, everyone should have a toothbrush to prevent diseases from infecting each other.

49. Hepatitis A: It mainly pollutes water sources and spreads food through patients' feces. Hepatitis B: It is mainly transmitted through blood and blood products.

50. Go to the hospital or health center for treatment immediately after being bitten by a dog, and inject rabies vaccine in time.

6. How can I be hospitalized quickly?

Are you sure it's so serious that you need to be hospitalized? If I just want to call in sick or something, I still have an idea.

First of all, I hope you will consider this problem rationally enough and make sure that the only way to achieve your goal is to get sick.

The following advice stems from this embarrassing situation I have encountered before. Pro-test is effective.

~ ~ Two (relatively speaking) quick and effective ways to get sick (let yourself get sick) ~ ~

1. Eat raw beans (raw green beans, raw lentils, raw sword beans).

To make sure that you are sick, you must eat enough, otherwise nothing will happen. Eat at least half a catty, and be sure to chew some when eating (it's not delicious, of course, but it's ok). Raw beans contain hemolysin and toxic protein, which leads to food poisoning, vomiting and diarrhea, dizziness. Need to go to the hospital for examination. Depending on the severity of the illness, gastric lavage may be needed (so you can't eat too much).

2. Man-made minor trauma

The purpose is to create the illusion of a sprained hand or foot (hand or foot, depending on your purpose). Hit hands and feet with a blunt object (hammer brick). If you really can't get rid of your hand, you can lift the brick, put the other hand in a low position (wrist and ankle are recommended), and then let go. Then he said that he was hit by a flying motorcycle. The advantage of this method is that the side effects are extremely low. It only lasts for a few days, and it doesn't hurt if it is swollen. It will be fine in a few days, and nothing will happen.

Yes, it can swell up and down for a week! So you can cheat for a week if you want to ask for leave ~!

The disadvantage is abuse and easy to do. You can have a drink before implementing the plan. With your heroism, you can be cruel.

I suggest doing both, eating raw beans first, and taking the second measure if there is no response within six hours.

postscript

On the Internet, I strongly recommend the common ways to make myself have a fever (taking a cold bath and cold head), which is very painful, and these methods will only reduce my immunity. Infectious diseases need pathogens, so these fever tricks may not really have a fever, and it is easy to suffer for nothing.

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If you have to be hospitalized, I strongly recommend that you really get sick and be hospitalized! Very, very hurtful.

1. Pretending to be a typhoid patient (requires some acting skills)

Go to the hospital, sign the number of the infection department, and make up for the doctor's illness. Tell me about myself. For nearly a week, I have been feeling unwell, weak, anorexia, sore throat, cough and fever of 39~40℃ (generally, I won't take your temperature on the spot. You said the doctor would believe me. If there is, I will say that I took some antipyretics this morning. I must like it. If there is no accident, the doctor will say that you are suspected of typhoid fever (otherwise, try to hint that the doctor himself may be typhoid fever). The condition requires hospitalization for further examination. ~ ~ ~ Goal achieved ~ ~!

The examination (blood test for white blood cells) was exposed as soon as it was done, but it will take some time to get the results, and it is not so fast to arrange the examination (it is recommended to go in the afternoon at the right time, and the laboratory will almost be closed after the hospitalization procedure, so the examination can only be carried out the next day). It takes about two to four days from hospitalization to discharge.

Tip: What if the nurse takes your temperature? Sneak a small bottle of hot water under your arm in advance ~ ~

2. Serious human trauma (very, very cruel)

Similar to the previous method. But it's better to hurt your foot. It can be achieved by jumping from the second floor. But also can achieve the effect of fracture. So you can apply for hospitalization.

Unlike edema, the fracture hurts, hurts, hurts! Please think about it.

Keep hitting by hand, please adopt.