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Reject emo's recommendation of sand sculpture humorous circle of friends
2. It's better to smile than to cry, at least to be decent.
3. I gave up everything just for you, but you didn't want me.
4. "I often look out of the window at night when I can't sleep alone and think about what I have done."
5. "He is like siri. He always asks questions, but he never initiates a conversation."
6. Time tells us that what he said can be ignored, and the loved one can be changed again.
7. He fades out the disappearing progress bar with you and starts loading with another girl.
8. Sometimes I stare at a place for a long time, only to find that I'm not actually looking at the scenery.
9. The end of people's emotions is not swearing or venting, but silence.
1. All untimely encounters are regrettable and painful endings.
11. It's too painful to figure something out.
12. You must be so reasonable because no one loves you, no one indulges you, and no one cares about your grievances.
13. Love goes with the wind. It's hard to make peace. It's hard to make peace. It's hard to make peace again.
14. At first, you made me feel that I was the happiest person, but slowly I began to doubt myself.
15. It's my biggest regret to know that I can't do it.
16. It's just a pity that I was too impatient to hug you
17. I didn't ask him for clothes, lipstick or where to take me to play. I can be happy for a long time when we walk in the street in the evening. Finally, he didn't even send me a bunch of flowers.
18. You don't love yourself, so why do you expect others to love you?
19. I just don't know how to express myself, but you can't say that I don't love you.
2. I have more worries than stars, and I long for a warm hug from the world. Rejecting emo's Sand Sculpture Humorous Friends Circle Copywriting Part II
21. He replied to my message very slowly, and I deliberately replied very slowly in order to win back face. I thought we were even, but he didn't care at all
22. If I talk too much, I'm afraid you will get bored, but if I talk too little, you won't understand, and what I want to say will get stuck in your throat
23. Have you forgotten? At that time, you worked, and you got it for several months. You shook off your outstretched hand 1, times, because at that time, someone always hugged you and gave you a step.
24. Denial over and over again, just for the sake that you can not separate.
25. When I have saved enough disappointment, I will let go and never bother you again.
26. Exhausting all my likes and obsessions may be the liberation.
28. Sharing what I like with people who don't understand is a kind of bring disgrace to oneself-style loneliness.
29. It's my problem to be far away from anyone.
3. Have you ever loved someone, from joy to despair?
32. I met a beam of light, but it was dark and bright, and it was bright and went out.
33. When you silently emo for him, he has posted one courtship copy after another to the social platform
34. do not disturb mode has started
35. It is enough to know, and the rest of my life will be forgotten. It won't happen again
36. It's sad to be apart and I can't be happy together.
37. Who can I share it with? The rain I was caught in, the songs I heard, the dusk I saw and the flowers rotting in the sea in the early morning
38. The days I can't see should be counted by the year
39. Maybe I am extreme. I never thought that loving someone needs to leave a way out
4. Confiscating a bunch of flowers, not receiving practical care, not seeing rain, not seeing umbrella, not seeing illness, not seeing care, not seeing collapse, not being hugged and wronged, and not being supported, all of them are the same. They like to look at the skin in their eyes. 222 optimistic and inspirational circle of friends sand sculpture copy
222 optimistic and inspirational circle of friends sand sculpture copy (1)
1? As long as people are alive, something good will happen to others.
2.? The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting stomach bounces around.
3.? Today, I was complained by my neighbors that I was disturbing the people because I was poor.
4.? Don't participate in any network disputes. If you scold me, I will turn off my phone.
5.? Friends circle: I'm so lonely. No one talks to me privately: Are you there? I: Ignore.
6.? What's the use of your scolding me? I'll bounce back.
7.? It's tiring to pretend to be beautiful, but fortunately I am really beautiful.
8.? Thanks to the glory of the king for adding some anger to my ordinary life.
9.? Can you teach me to swear? Every time I swear, I feel embarrassed. I clench my fist and blush. Finally, I can only whisper: You are necrotic.
1.? Everyone is copying cute copies, but unfortunately my cuteness can't be copied.
11.? I have lost my hair like a dandelion.
12.? After checking the balance, my hanging heart finally stopped beating.
13.? I am a good-looking person, although you will think I am ugly now, and you will bear it after a long time.
14.? I plan to visit Europe and Southeast Asia for two months next month. I would like to ask my friends who have been there where all your money came from.
15.? Many years ago, you said take care. I haven't lost weight yet.
16.? Today's practice orders: milk tea drinks takeout instead of eating spare money instead of flowers.
17.? Girls should do a little bad things, and then when God gets angry, he will send you a boy.
18.? It's really unhealthy to eat takeout at school. I suggest you not go to school.
19.? If your boyfriend makes you angry, let him cut paper and scissors in front of the mirror and go to bed when he wins.
2.? I finally broke through the bottleneck of my career, only to find that there are still bottle caps. 222 optimistic and inspirational circle of friends sand sculpture copy (2)
21. You must fall in love with me and don't ask me why, because this circle of friends is only visible to you.
22.? Some people are just not satisfied. They already have double chins and want double eyelids.
23.? I've regained my sight. You don't deserve me.
24.? I'm so tired. Take a lucky friend and carry everything for me.
25.? When one or two people say you are fat, you don't think so, but when more and more people say you are fat, you know the seriousness of the matter. There are more and more liars.
26.? You can steal my jokes or my emoticons, but if you steal my heart, I will call you baby.
27.? You can steal my energy, my expression pack and my picture, but you can't secretly like me.
28.? Blood can be broken, but I can't find it.
29.? It doesn't matter if no one gives you a gift. You can come to me if you ask me.
3.? Someone asked me why I didn't sleep. I was shocked. I'm a security guard. Can I sleep? Who will take care of the safety of this circle of friends when I sleep?
31.? I just hit my head and lost my memory. Excuse me, which one is my boyfriend? I am so beautiful that I can't be single!
32.? In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I spent all my money ahead of schedule, so I am clean and upright.
33.? My face must be getting rounder and rounder, so you love me more and more.
34.? You looked up and said that the moon is really bright, and the moon said that your baldness is also quite bright.
35.? I have no girls, no money, no activities and no boyfriend.
36.? I'm a liar. I want a phonetic kiss. If you are willing to be cheated, please give me a kiss and buy a lesson for yourself. Don't ask me why others cheat money. I cheat kisses because I am a hooligan.
37.? Today, I stole a little brother and was beaten. This is probably two lines of tears from my relatives.
38.? If I learn electric welding, I don't know, I can make your eyes shine.
39.? Whenever I am ready to work hard, the world becomes very interesting, and any sign of trouble can attract me.
4.? I waited in line all day, and you told me that it took two people to get the license. 222 optimistic and inspirational circle of friends sand sculpture copy (3)
41. Justice can be late. Why can't I sleep ten more minutes?
42.? I'm hungry. I'm honest, reliable, humorous, gentle, kind, just and lovely. I can't eat it.
43.? I owe my good looks to my parents, who gave me this nonsense mouth.
44.? When I just ordered takeout, I suddenly thought that I weighed 12 pounds. I slapped myself fiercely. How can I be distracted when ordering takeout?
45.? I hope everyone will stop praising me and commenting on my circle of friends. My WeChat is too stuck in a circle of friends. Millions of people like tens of millions of comments. Who can stand it? Rational idolize, thank you.
46.? Fool around and don't fall in love.
47.? There is no difficulty that cannot overcome me.
48.? If you dislike my temper, then you can find a leak.
49.? I am a cold person, and my cold breath from my bones gives me rheumatoid arthritis.
5.? If happiness is too hard, wish us a lot of money.
51.? We're not right. I'm so cute. I've become a sweet burden to you.
52.? Others send a circle of friends and want to fall in love for a week. I send a circle of friends and want to fall in love for a year. I am still sending it.
53.? I'm so versatile. I have a lot of cute expression packs and a good temper. I send sand sculptures every day to make you laugh. I'm so perfect. I envy you having friends like me.
54.? It's windy today. I wanted to go home, but I was blown to a tea shop.
55.? Show you a second to sleep late.
56.? I really want to have your shadow in every dynamic, after all, it is only sent to attract your attention, otherwise it will be wasted.
57.? I spend less and less time in my circle of friends, because I'm going to transfer from a large kindergarten class to the first grade of primary school. I've been really busy recently.
58.? Your club, your club, your club, your club, your club, your club, your club, your club, your club, your club.
59.? I have no money and no power. What can I do to chase you and take my face? Isn't that a little too simple?
6.? Tell me about ripping off my melon. I don't want to whitewash, and I have no reason or reason to whitewash. I don't think I did anything wrong. The man who ripped me off, now the whole world knows that I am the object of Li Xian. Are you happy? Cute sand sculpture licks dog copywriting and sends it to a circle of friends
Cute sand sculpture licks dog copywriting and sends it to a circle of friends
1. I've been waiting for him to say that he loves me, but I forgot that he is not you
2. Why didn't I just send a mass message today and didn't choose me?
3. I don't want to lick the dog any more, so let's get together and leave. In the future, you can take your single-plank bridge and I will support it below.
4. Bao! Don't look for me in the dog market in the future. I didn't lick the dog there. I escaped. If you miss me, come to the seafood market. I'm working as a fish there now.
5. I'm not licking the dog now. I've finished my military training. You can call me a military dog.
6. He never said that he missed me. He searched the chat record and the words "I miss you" were all: "Why didn't you get on that wave? You are there.
7. Today, I had a headache and went to the hospital for examination. As a result, the doctor said that my brain was broken. As soon as I heard it, I beat him up. My mind was full of you. He actually said that my brain was broken. He said that you were broken! I won't allow others to say that you are not good at all
8. I drank the sputum she vomited with water for three years
9. Of course, I chose to forgive her.
1. My dad said that if I dare to fall in love online again, I would break my leg. Fortunately, it's not my arm, so that I can continue typing and chatting with you. Even if my arm is broken, there will be a place for you in my heart.
11. Life is not afraid of dullness, happiness is not afraid of mediocrity, fantasy is not afraid of remoteness, wishes are not afraid of dimness, friends are not afraid of distance, blessings are not afraid of frequency, and it is not afraid of trouble to invite guests to dinner. Are you free to have dinner together?
12. You said it was a coincidence that you and he ordered breakfast in the standard room from me. Hey, hey, you didn't recognize me when I wore a mask. You said you were stupid ...
13. Love is an illusion that is easily suspected. Once it is seen through, it will automatically disappear.
14. Come back when you are tired of playing. I will support you. Remember to remind him to wear a condom.
15. The factory paid a salary of 3, yuan today. Do you think I will give you 3, yuan? No, I only gave you 3, because I licked ten at the same time.
16. Don't always have plenty of time. In this world, it's always cool when people look back.
17. If you don't want to talk, you don't want to talk. Do you think you are awesome by putting on airs? Do you really think you look good? Coincidentally, I feel the same way. I'll continue licking you tomorrow, stinky treasure.
18. Let him wear a condom, and I'll pay for it. When you don't want to play, I'll marry you.
19. I sent you a message and you finally agreed to answer me. You said, "Are you bored with your mother?" I suddenly cried. The original efforts really worked. You have already started to consider meeting my mother, and you like me.
2. Bao! Don't look for me in the dog market in the future. I ran out of the dog licking cage. If you miss me, come to the seafood market to find me. I'm working as a fish there now, but the garage is digging me up and wants me to make a spare tire. Cute sand sculpture licks the dog and sends it to a circle of friends. Part II
21. Why do you wake up? Let him continue to sleep!
22. Bao, why didn't you tell me today that morning mass mailing didn't hook me up? You must hook me up tomorrow. Oh
23. I insist on not talking to you, not because I don't miss you, not because I don't love you. It's just that you give me the feeling that I'm bothering you and will continue licking tomorrow. My smelly treasure
24. Listening to the sparse rain outside the window, it suddenly occurred to me that what you said to me was right. It's already painful enough to have a baby. Who cares?
25. Baby, I saw you kissing him in the heavy rain today, and I still brushed my hair. I felt terrible after watching it for more than an hour. Can't you consider my feelings? Why not go inside and kiss? What can I do if I catch a cold, my baby
26. I love you so much, and our love really goes in both directions? .
27. Go back
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