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Classic quotations of fitness and weight loss
1, big s is to eat a banana every day for 3 weeks. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?
2. Do you just like others pointing fingers at your unsightly figure? You just like to stuff your thick legs into your fat pants every day?
3. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?
4, beautiful, that is a must! However, there are many ways for the brain to lose weight. I mean, there are others who make you happiest and most persistent!
5, if a person can't even get his own fat, how can he get the heart of others!
6. What's the difference between people who can't control their appetite and animals?
7. Believe in yourself! You can do it! You can eat like a pig if you lose weight! If you lose weight, you can buy clothes at will. The salesman will only say: this dress may be a little big for you! Losing weight will not fail. If you lose weight, the world will be peaceful!
8. Foods you should eat more when you lose weight: apples, pears, celery, Chinese cabbage, cucumbers, bitter gourd, soybeans, tofu, soybean milk, oats, sweet potatoes, pumpkins, low-fat milk, fish, beef, etc.
9, a fat man with a boyfriend! Your boyfriend won't want you if you are fat again! Think of him calling you fat and cute! Your figure is just real! You have no brain or anything! Your boyfriend wants170 cm 200 j. Don't you look cute?
10, only 8 points full, great benefits. This will help control your appetite and prevent your waistline from getting thicker and thicker because of overeating. Being too hungry will lead to eating more at the next meal, and always overeating will lead to fat accumulation.
1 1, beauty despises us fat people! We deserve it! Who told others to have perseverance? If others can keep silent, they will have the right to laugh. We don't want to be laughed at, just stick to it!
12, I dare not show my teeth when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man!
13, if you want to be thin, you must pay the price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.
14, no one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't expect me to call you fat, stop eating from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry.
15, beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others' insincere words. You seem to have lost weight What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful! It's so beautiful.
16, don't think that you can lose weight by dieting too much. Being too hungry will not only harm your health, but also make you eat more. Eat on time according to healthy eating habits and don't eat casually, which will reduce the intake of some excess calories.
17, those who want to lose weight but have no willpower and like to eat are hopeless.
18, only the desire for a good figure is greater than the desire for disappointment, it is possible to lose weight successfully.
19. Foods to be eliminated when losing weight: sugar, chocolate biscuits, French fries, ice cream, fried snacks, Sichuan-style pork, fried dough sticks, sesame seeds, fried chicken legs, hamburgers, chicken nuggets, French fries, cola, etc.
20. In fact, at the moment you want to give up, tell yourself to stick to it, stick to it, and it will pass.
2 1, no one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry.
22. You must be thin when you die. You won't be happy unless you lose weight to 90. I lost weight and came back.
23. You should cheer for yourselves. Prove it to yourself and some idiots. Even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.
24, love makes people numb, marriage makes people numb. Experiencing love is like eating chocolate Even if you don't have to spend money on chocolate, losing weight still costs money.
25, of course, fat people can be confident, but if you can't put down your weight, then lose weight.
26, a small pedometer, can be said to be a portable treasure for fitness and weight loss, bring it, walk every day, you can easily lose fat. The research shows that the transport momentum of pedometer users has increased by 27% on average, and their weight has generally decreased.
27. If you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight.
28, pig fat can sell more money, can you sell money when you are fat? Fat people are less valuable than pigs.
29. I tell you, this is a cruel society. It's not important to have real skills, but appearance is also important. Girls must love themselves.
If you say you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you don't lose weight.
3 1, eat Are you qualified to eat? How dare you eat? Don't you feel sick? Do you still want a smiling face? Do you still want to surprise some people who look down on you?
32. Thin paper never knows the helplessness of fat paper standing on the scale. Fat paper never understands the desolation of thin paper being gently pushed down.
33. Do you want to be fat all your life? Want to be laughed at all your life? Want to lift your head for life?
34. Youth is only once, and you can't waste it! We should have gorgeous youth!
35. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.
36. Growth is a painful period, and reckless period is called youth! People lose weight, waist and ass, why do they have to start with brain cells?
People have gained more meat these days. At the age of 20, Gan Kun was covered in meat. With the sky and thick soil in Huang Chengcheng as evidence, I am willing to exchange my 20 Jin of meat for the good weather in China this year!
38. People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Isn't this purely disgusting! Serve you right! Fat man! You deserve it. People like you can only cry when they see those beautiful clothes of XS! Summer is coming! Don't bother to wear a skirt with elephant legs! Aren't you afraid that someone will quietly marvel at your courage behind your back?
39. What can be shouted out is truth; Anyone who can be recognized from a distance is really fat!
40. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people.
4 1. If you want to prove it to others, I can! Where is your ambition?
42. Beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful!
43. Fat people have no future. No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man!
44. Being thin must pay a price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.
45. Fat people are always ignored by people who care about them, which makes them feel sad. What's more sad is that you have to pretend you don't care.
46, you are already a fat man who fell through the dirt of the air suit!
47. Fat guy who just got dumped by her boyfriend! Wow, ha ha ha ha ha! You finally got dumped! Your boyfriend is a dung-making machine that only eats and pulls. You want to dump him too! Still overeating in pain? ! Then wait for the next man to dump you.
48, sister door, fat people have no future! Fat people have no future! Slim down before you speak!
49. I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important.
50. Running (treadmill) for 50 minutes: jogging 10 minutes; Run at a constant speed for 30 minutes; Final sprint 10 minutes. If you can't persist in the middle, just leave quickly. Remember not to stop and move forward quickly for no more than 2 minutes.
5 1, regardless of age, beauty is a must, and there is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will lose weight. Women in their thirties should be smarter than girls in their twenties. You should know how picky this society is about women. Be thin and don't think too much.
52. Look at how well the beautiful women live. Why? The beauty is beautiful and natural, and can pick up more than 100 cars at a time.
53. You can't wear beautiful clothes if you are in poor health. Who else will see your inner beauty these days? It is because you are fat that you are often laughed at.
In fact, all I need is to eat popsicles together in summer and bask in the sun together in winter. People who get fat slowly together and lose weight together.
55. If you want to lose weight, don't make excuses for yourself. If you have less ink, you will die decisively.
56, has been immersed in such a lie, of course, there is no motivation to lose weight, only cameras and mirrors do not deceive people!
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