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A collection of the best street stall jingles in 2019

(1) Quality language:

1. Tell the truth and broadcast live.

2. Because you buy and I sell consensually.

3. Gold cups and silver cups are not as good as customers’ reputation.

4. One father and one mother, one with a long neck.

5. They are all the same. Are there still male and female cows?

6. It is better to speak beautifully or exaggerate than to let the facts speak for themselves.

7. There are only four words that can be said: easy to use and durable!

8. Real gold is not afraid of fire, and good products are not afraid of face-to-face inspection.

9. Instead of buying radishes and vegetables, they are sold in every market.

10. Look at our packaging and appearance, it is fashionable and popular.

11. Only qualified products leave the factory and are worthy of the people and the party.

12. A father, a mother, and melons on the vine are all the same.

13. It’s not about selling fake salt or fake medicine, making fun of people’s lives.

14. Products must pass the inspection before leaving the factory, which is worthy of the people and the party.

15. From ancient times to modern times at home and abroad, from the Republic of China to the present, you have never seen a comb that is not broken.

16. It won’t break when folded or twisted. If it breaks, I will give you 10 yuan and 8 yuan on the spot.

17. When I say whether it is good or not, everyone’s eyes are on the leader. When I say whether it is good or not, everyone will know it at a glance.

18. The Yangtze River is full of waves, and every household needs it; the Yangtze River is full of waves, so don’t be fooled when buying our combs.

19. Zhao Benshan said: Don’t look at the advertisements, look at the efficacy. Whether it's worth the 2 yuan depends on the effect.

20. It will last ten or eight years and can be passed on to the next generation. Although it is not a family heirloom, it is indispensable for everyone.

21. If you want to buy something, take it with you, hurry up; don’t miss a good opportunity, opportunities don’t come every day, take action when it’s time.

22. There is no need to worry about combing the tendon of beef in the green mountain building outside the mountain. It can be folded and twisted endlessly. What do you have to worry about?

23. One father and one mother, one thumb and one length. They are all the same. You can also fold them with force to check.

24. Only qualified products leave the factory if we do not deceive the people or the party. As soon as our products leave the factory, those plastic combs will be laid off immediately.

25. It is true to say it is good, but to experience it yourself. You can pick one to try and experience it. Once you try it, you will be satisfied.

26. The waves of Honghu Lake hit the waves, and it’s the same for you and me. No matter how hard you fold it, keep twisting it. If you don’t need your company, you will be able to pick one for free.

27. You have a ticket for taking a train and a ticket for taking a boat. The combs you buy have laser anti-counterfeiting trademarks on them and are registered and trademarked. They are sold well all over the country.

28. This comb is so good that it will be a treasure when you buy it home. It will last for 10 years and will not wear out for 20 years. You will not be able to use it all in this life and you will continue to use it in the next life.

29. Buying goods relies on eyesight, playing mahjong relies on luck; trains rely on pulling power; selling combs relies on reputation. Only after you use them well will you buy them back.

30. If you go to a supermarket to buy a comb, they won’t give you a discount or test it. Whether the quality here is good or not, we can let you try it on the spot. You can see on the spot whether the quality is good or not.

31. After seeing it a thousand times, why not take one and give it a try yourself, and you will be satisfied if you give it a try; when the sun shines on the earth, combing your hair with beef tendon is very gentle, and it does not hurt your scalp, just better than a plastic comb. Easy to use.

32. The waves of Honghu Lake are beating the waves, what do you want? There are literally more than 20 styles. You have long hair, short hair, thick hair, thin hair, straight hair, curly hair. As long as you are not bald, you can choose a suitable one. .

33. At Shanwai Qingshan Louwai Lou, the quality of the beef comb is top-notch; the quality of the beef tendon comb is top-notch. If you know the stuff, take it home. When you get home, your wife will definitely treat you with it. Compliment, saying that you have bought so many combs, and this is the best one.

34. I folded the comb in half on the spot. I don’t believe in the comb folded in half. Hehe, hehe, he tried hard to fold it and twist it. If you want to buy something, just buy it. Don’t save face for me when you come. , what kind of face do you want to save me? Do a destructive experiment on the spot, let you witness it with your own eyes, take a look, and you will understand everything.

(2) Price Phrases:

1. Only those who are willing to spend pocket change are a good boss.

2. It is affordable to buy for 2 yuan, and the price is not expensive.

3. Two yuan is not expensive, and there is no need to hold a family meeting.

4. 2 yuan is not much, and you can’t get to Taiwan or Singapore.

5. 2 yuan is a small ticket, and you can spend it just walking on the street.

6. I don’t make any money from you by advertising!

7. Everyone uses it and everyone uses it. It is hard to come by if you want to buy it.

8. For just 2 yuan, you can buy it and use it at home for ten to eight years.

9. 2 yuan is not expensive and suitable for us ordinary people to spend.

10. After 30 years of reform and opening up, even children have 2 yuan in their hands.

11. It’s not expensive for such a small amount of money. You still have to pay a tip when you use the restroom.

12. Make a calculation, do you think it is worthwhile to buy a comb?

13. With just such a small amount of money, you can’t be the master or the owner?

14. You get what you pay for. Spend good money to buy good goods. It’s your fault if you don’t buy them.

15. It’s not about buying planes or cannons, it’s about applying for a report to the central leadership.

16. Two yuan is very common. It is better to eat less than a pack of chewing gum than to lose in a mahjong game.

17. Opportunities do not come every day. Take action when it is time to avoid rushing into the market empty-handed.

18. Zhang San buys a horse and Zhang San rides it. Li Si is not anxious. It is better to act than to have a heartbeat!

19. 2 yuan is nothing. If it doesn’t hurt your waist, it won’t delay anything. If you can’t buy a house, you can’t buy land.

20. Instead of buying a refrigerator or a freezer, I have to hold a family meeting with my wife at home for half a year.

21. Smoking harms the liver, drinking alcohol harms the stomach, playing mahjong wears out the society, and looking for young ladies to commit crimes.

22. I am doing it, you are watching, your eyes are calculating, your heart is calculating, do you think 2 yuan is a good deal?

23. 2 yuan is not much. You can’t buy a house or a car, and you can’t travel to Singapore.

24. Such a small amount of money is not money, and it was not before 1980. You could not make that small amount of money in half a month.

25. You didn’t spend the 2 yuan in vain, you use it every day. (Use it all year round, 365 days a year)

26. Use it with confidence, buy boldly, don’t hesitate, don’t hesitate, you hesitate and linger in vain.

27. After 20 years of reform and opening up, no one is short of these 2 yuan. 2 yuan is relatively small, so you don’t have to look for it if you give it to me.

28. 2 yuan is not much. You can’t buy a house or a car. If you can, you can only buy a toy car for your son that can’t emit smoke.

29. When buying a horse, buy a horse, buy good products, and pick up a big girl when picking up a mother-in-law! Of course when buying a comb, buy a tendon comb.

30. Buy with confidence and use boldly, all my products are guaranteed! Individual protection, double protection, all products shine.

31. Go east and west, see if you have it. If you haven’t, take action when it’s time. Opportunities don’t come every day.

32. You don’t dare to spend 2 yuan. When can you become an entrepreneur? You can’t be the boss or the master, you can only be a nanny for others.

33. Two yuan is a lot. When buying a product, you have to buy a good product. You can see clearly whether this comb is worth two yuan.

34. Everyone can afford a drizzle of 2 yuan. It does not stop you from smoking cigarettes and drinking beer, nor does it stop you from dating, drinking, and buying movie tickets.

35. Don’t be afraid of wolves before and tigers behind, and don’t make decisions on big or small things. If you stand here all morning and go home, everything will be delayed, right?

36. If you want to buy something, take it with you. Hurry up and pass by. Don’t miss a good opportunity. Opportunities don’t come every day. Take action when you should.

37. If you buy a one-dollar plastic comb and use it, it will break here or there, and you will spend several extra yuan a year, right?

38. Drink less alcohol and smoke less packs of cigarettes, and you will have everything at home. Smoking too much can harm your lungs, drinking too much can harm your stomach, and playing mahjong can harm society.

39. Smoking harms the lungs, drinking alcohol harms the stomach, saunas are too expensive, going to karaoke bars is expensive, and playing mahjong and gambling disturbs society. It is better to buy a beef tendon comb and it is more economical.

40. This three or two yuan is not money, it will be spent in a hurry. This three or two yuan is nothing, it won't be a big deal if it doesn't hurt your waist. You don't dare to spend three or two yuan, you can be an entrepreneur that day, you can't be a housekeeper, you can't make the decision, you can only be a nanny for others.

41. Don’t bargain or counteroffer. Haggling and counteroffering is a big deception. Our manufacturer has explained that you can’t buy it if it’s less than 2 yuan. The market price is 5 yuan, so we only sell it for 2 yuan. The price is not high. Today, the manufacturer is selling directly, and it doesn’t make anyone a penny. It only promotes the manufacturer. Isn't it worth the 2 yuan if you buy it and use it for ten years?

42. Buy one as a gift to your parents, to make up for the kindness of upbringing; buy a handful as a gift to relatives and friends, to enhance mutual affection; buy a handful as a gift to the mother-in-law, who says that her son-in-law is better than her A son sends gifts to relatives and friends by force, or to a close friend, and no one will forget you. As the saying goes, sending a hair a thousand miles away is a light gift but a heavy affection. Two yuan is not much, and it can't cover a few hills with a taxi. It’s just the price of a handful of green vegetables.

43. If you buy something, you can take it with you. In the future, there will be dealers in big shopping malls. If they don’t sell it to you for ten yuan, they will charge you eight yuan and one yuan. The two-yuan store can’t sell it because they want to earn you sixty cents and earn you one yuan. . Today, the manufacturer sent me here to advertise and do promotions. When you come, hurry up. Don’t be afraid to buy one when you are in a hurry. Remember, everyone, I’m not here today. I’m not here to lie to you for 2 yuan. I won’t hide it. Less or not? , we rely entirely on quality to promote our products. Today we only charge you a cost of 2 yuan.