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Today is the 3.8 Festival. Happy holiday. I forgot that the babies gave me red envelope money. What do you want to say in the circle of friends?

Everyone has a different role and identity, so it is best not to post them together.

1. I received warm blessings and red envelopes from my baby daughter. Although she has not made any money yet, she is sincere and can be signed!

2. Show off your daughter’s red envelopes for yourself in the circle of friends. Today is a memorable day. I received blessings and red envelopes from relatives and friends, and I am so happy!

3. I finally got my wish and got the biggest red envelope in history.

4. After finally waiting until dawn when the rooster crows, I hurriedly put on new clothes, new shoes and new socks, and then happily asked the older generation for help. That should be the happiest moment in childhood. .

5. Happy Christmas Eve without giving out red envelopes is just a hooligan!

6. I woke up early in the morning and received red envelopes from my husband and daughter. My husband had already made dumplings in the kitchen. The dumplings are delicious, but they are a bit thick, as thick as the skin of a steamed bun. I am beautiful. Its name is: Fortune Dumplings!

7. I received a gift from my colleague early in the morning, and when I opened it, it turned out to be cat ears! It will also shine! I was so ashamed to wear it.

8. I love you. To me, you are bread in the morning, bananas in the evening, garlic to Shandong people, and pepper to Sichuan people.

9. Please try not to express it in words if you can use red envelopes for my birthday today!

10. The Spring Festival has just passed, and the Lantern Festival is here again. Are you still missing the joy of receiving red envelopes during the Spring Festival, and are you still savoring the happiness of being reunited with your loved ones? I will send you another text message to wish you well, and let the feeling of happiness rush through you. I'll stun you! Wish you happiness and sweetness! The future is bright!

11. No matter what happens in the future, I want to thank you. Thank you for coming into my life and bringing beauty and happiness!