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The first day of school

When school started, Yang Xue stood at the school gate of NTU with a suitcase. He took a deep breath and finally got into this university, which is not easy for a student in a sports school. Looking back at the bus that was far away, Yang Xue pulled up her suitcase and swaggered to the school gate that had gone through all kinds of hardships before, feeling at ease.

At this time, the sky in Wan Li is cloudless in Wan Li, and the blue sky is like washing. Pull banners and put up posters at the school gate to welcome new students. There are also many seniors who enthusiastically guide at the school gate and arrange the order of pedestrians and vehicles entering and leaving the campus.

As soon as I entered the school gate, I was attracted by the recruitment on the school column. It's the school team. The figure skating club needs to recruit assistants. Yang Xue's eyes suddenly gave off a strange light. After the training, the assistant players were allowed to slide freely in the training ground, which was the most attractive charm for her.

Yang Xue, who was the seed player of the school team of the United Middle School two years ago, was accidentally injured in a competition and was forced to give up skating. This is her hidden injury, and even her parents dare not mention it in front of her.

Yang Xuexiao smiled, took off the recruitment form and continued to run to the freshman dormitory.

"Yang Xue, yi! Is it really you? " Xia Meng came from afar with joy and surprise. "It's really great, we can be together again!"

Xia Meng directly hugged Yang Xue and turned around. See Yang Xue in the summer dream at this time, is also full of joy. He jumped up, took Xia Meng's hand and shouted, "Great. I won't be lonely anymore. "

"Which class are you in?" "Biology, what about you?" Yang Xue replied and asked Xia Meng, "What a coincidence! Me too! " Xia Meng raised his voice again because of excitement, and then they hugged and kissed for a long time before they started walking towards the dormitory.

Xia Meng, a primary school classmate in Yang Xue and a neighbor of Grandma Yang Xue, grew up playing together and became big girlfriends and girlfriends. She didn't leave until she had to review in senior three. Then, because of the sudden death of Grandma Yang Xue, they lost too many opportunities for communication.

Walking into the dormitory, a classmate has made the bed and packed all the luggage. "Yang Xue, let me help you tidy up. Take a bath first. " In order to thank Yang Xue for his care, Xia Meng offered to take over the chores of Yang Xue dormitory, and Yang Xue was also rude. After thanking him, he went straight to the class bathroom.

Just arrived at the door of the bathroom, I met another roommate, Chu Jun, and told her that the shower nozzle was broken and told her to go to the bathroom next door to wash it. Yang Xue can only move on.

It was late at that time, and the foggy bathroom became blurred. Yang Xue walked into the bathroom alone, feeling that the surrounding air became thin. She accidentally bumped her head on the sign in the girls' bathroom, which happened to be dropped by her. When she hung it in a hurry, she didn't know which way to go.

Yang Xue a quiver in my heart, and then put the heart a horizontal, who cares, anyway, this time I was the only one, let me go in and wash first.

Yang Xue went into the bathroom and turned on the faucet. Water splashed out of the shower faucet and drenched the body, and the pores immediately expanded and relaxed. Yang Xue closed his eyes and let warm water wash his body again and again from top to bottom.

Knock, knock, knock. Suddenly, I heard the sound of knocking on the partition. Yang Xue paused, and then a crisp male classmate's voice came from next door: "Classmate, why did you take a bath so late today?"? Sorry, I came in a hurry and didn't bring shampoo. Can you pass me yours? "

At this time, Yang Xue was dumbfounded, angry and anxious. Of course, others can't see him. He soon lost his tongue, and the atmosphere dared not take a breath. His hand stood upright and motionless.

Seeing that there was no response next door, I continued to knock on the door: "It won't be so stingy. Don't worry, even if you use mine next time, I really forgot today. "

Seeing each other in a hurry, Yang Xuecai woke up from a coma and hurriedly handed the shampoo over his head. When the other party ran out, he quickly put on his clothes, walked out of the bathroom and ran back to the dormitory.

When the boy next door walked out of the bathroom after taking a shower, he didn't find his classmate who had just borrowed his shampoo. He was still puzzled and thought, why did you run away in such a hurry? I don't know who you are yet. When I walked out of bathroom door, I felt something on my feet. When I picked it up, it turned out to be a girl's bra, and her face was flushed. Besides the bra, there is also a student ID card. When I lifted it carefully, the boy's mouth actually overflowed with a bad smile.

I finally ran back to the dormitory. Xia Meng has helped Yang Xue pack his things, but his things are not packed yet. I looked up and saw Yang Xue panting and panicking. I can't help but ask curiously, "Yang Xue, why are you in such a hurry?" It seems that someone is chasing you? " Yang Xuecai calmed his expression a little, smiled unnaturally and said, "No, you are not ignorant. I am an athlete and I am used to it. " Xia Meng didn't care too much about Yang Xue's abnormality, and continued to sort out his things.