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The bells on campus jingle, and how many dreams have been intertwined; The days of cold window have long passed, and memories are always sad. The Woods in the garden are gloomy and gloomy, and how many dreams are known under the trees; Although the dream partner is far away, the dream is still fragrant. Remember the girl who was often talked about on campus? Remember the fat master in the canteen? Remember when you left school? We can forget many things, but many of them are four levels that we can't forget: maybe you got 59 points in the first exam, but only 50 points in the second exam. By the third time, you already lack confidence! In fact, even if you pass it smoothly, it doesn't make any sense. Maybe you are still afraid to talk to foreigners, or you can't understand an English news report at all!

Scholarship: It is certainly glorious to get a scholarship, but it is not necessarily a good thing to get a scholarship. A brother won a third-class scholarship and was forced to treat him. After a meal, I spent 4 10 yuan, and the third-class scholarship was for 400 yuan! Hehe, the dumb eat coptis, but they can't say what they are suffering from. Damn scholarship, don't let it be!

First kiss: When my girlfriend and I kissed for the first time in the cinema, I almost threw up because I was not used to the taste of her saliva. I said to her, shall we stop kissing in the future? ? She said:? All right! ? Because she threw up before I wanted to throw up! This is my first kiss, a romantic event.

Restaurant: When I first came here, I saw such a big restaurant. I thought I would always find my love. Later, I found that I walked around the rice basin twice and still couldn't find anything to swallow! I have almost nothing to coax my stomach. When I finished eating, I left two caterpillars and three stones on the table! This is our life!

Valentine's Day: Every boy's memory of Valentine's Day is a rose. How expensive! I really don't understand, are those roses better than the fish-flavored shredded pork in Sichuan restaurant? I remember that on Valentine's Day, I bought a bunch of roses for my girlfriend and one for 50 yuan. The smile on her face is too exaggerated. In front of the whole class, he gave me a dull hug! Valentine's Day, a holiday when foreign devils want to harm people!

It doesn't matter if there is no phone number, but there can't be a qq number. Cough and beep echoed around the beam for three days, and netizens spread all over the country, even as far away as the other side of the earth, and communication turned from real society to virtual world. Sadly, we never take the initiative to say: Hello, can we talk? ?

Starcraft: If you don't know Starcraft, you are either a girl or an idiot. The war between Terran, Zerg and Protoss lasted for four years. Everyone forgets to eat and sleep online. Every night when the power goes out, there is always someone to comfort. Go to sleep, and we will continue to fight tomorrow! ? Tomorrow, tomorrow, will there be StarCraft?

Computer: When buying a computer, everyone has their own grand plan, learning programming, software and hardware, not playing games, and making good use of the network! In fact, the more swearing people say, the crazier they will play in the future. Look, which computer isn't playing games, chatting online and watching DVDs? Computer, except girlfriend's most time-consuming friend!

Lovelorn: When we broke up, she said: I'm numb to you! ? I replied:? I hope you can find happiness! ? Soon after, she had a new boyfriend, a self-taught student and a princeling. Later, I heard that she was dumped after being played. The last time I saw her was not long ago. She said she shouldn't break up with me. I smiled. When I remembered knowing her, she lent me a copy of Young Werther. Looking at her distant back, I cried silently.

Long holidays: May Day and National Day, two rare long holidays. Go, go, go, go where you want to go. Xinjiang in the west, Shanghai in the east, Harbin in the north and Guangzhou in the south! A brother arrived in Hangzhou and made a phone call by the West Lake. We said: You are so happy! ? He answered on the other end of the phone:? Behind happiness, there are countless silver coins lying in the wilderness and dying! ?

Ball game: Wait and wait, and finally wait for China to qualify. Milu, the magic coach! On the day of watching the ball game, everyone sat around and felt happy or worried about the situation! The days of watching the ball have passed, and what remains in my heart are rare memories!

Bicycle: During my four years in college, I bought five bicycles, the most of which were ridden for a year, and the least was only half a day! Brother thieves who steal cars always have clever means to make your solid car lock vulnerable! The economics teacher gave an example to illustrate the balance between supply and demand. The reason why people can easily buy dirty cars is that thieves can easily buy them. The current bicycle market is basically in a state of balance between supply and demand! ? It's like you can't buy a bike unless you drop it.

Poverty: Freshman is rich, but sophomore is a little short. My junior year is particularly poor, and my senior year is getting worse every day! In fact, money has not decreased, but increased! Spending a sum of money on a girlfriend is another sum of money for a friend's party. Everything costs money, so you must be poor!

Tutor: I remember the first time I went to tutor, my heart kept ringing like a small drum. After doing it for the first time, my confidence doubled. It turned out to be a very easy thing. I usually play as usual. When I need a tutor, I just put on a new dress and look like a teacher. In fact, I look like a teacher in front of the students. When I went back, the teacher was afraid to see me!

Part-time job: I went to copy an advertisement for a company and was busy all afternoon until my back ached and my limbs were weak. Then the supervisor told me:? Here, this is your salary! ? When I took it happily, I almost fainted, only a poor one yuan and fifty cents! In my diary that day, I wrote the following sentence: Is my contribution really for the poor's one yuan and fifty cents? No, what I want is the process of getting it and the bang at the center of this process!

Internship: I went to Shanghai for internship in my junior summer vacation, visiting every day and double Q every night! In addition, an agricultural university student went to the countryside of Hebei for an internship. Someone killed a sheep, treated it well for half a month, and then it was over! Yes, the internship unit sent a letter saying: These students are far from our requirements! ? We woke up suddenly. For three years, we have learned nothing.

Entrust: People who want to go abroad are busy selling numbers, taking classes in New Oriental, reciting TOEFL words and gre. Their schoolbags are always full of tapes and word books. Is it fashionable or necessary to go abroad?

Postgraduate entrance examination: I am a senior, and the busiest thing is graduate students. I study all night and attend graduate classes every day. Those who don't want to take the postgraduate entrance examination are busy with their jobs. When they find jobs, they start to fall asleep every day. In fact, there are some people who are even more boring, that is, protecting researchers. I don't need to find a job, I don't need an exam, and I'm so bored that I actually played a game of catching mice in the dormitory!

Job-hunting: I copied a lot of job-hunting materials, took off my jeans and T-shirts, put on my suit awkwardly, and rushed to the job fair. While hating that my certificate was not weighty enough, I complained that my parents were not prominent people. Hey, life is about to start. From the low-headed family to signing a contract as long as there is a unit, my mind has suffered numerous blows and I finally married myself! There is only one feeling, so tired and tired!

Party: It's time for a farewell dinner. Getting drunk is a common thing. The relationship that should end should end early. What's the point of procrastination? The purpose of gathering is only for the coming separation. We broke up, will we meet again?

Leaving school: a notice was posted at the entrance of the building: graduates must leave on time before 6 o'clock one day! Scarlet characters tore everyone's hearts! This is obviously my dear alma mater kicking us out! I still remember the welcome sign when I entered the school, but now, we are leaving! Postgraduate entrance examination, work and go abroad.

The bells on campus jingle, and how many dreams have been intertwined; The days of cold window have long passed, and memories are always sad. The Woods in the garden are gloomy and gloomy, and how many dreams are known under the trees; Although the dream partner is far away, the dream is still fragrant. Remember the girl who was often talked about on campus? Remember the fat master in the canteen? Remember when you left school? We can forget a lot, but many of them are unforgettable.

Paragraph 4: Maybe you got 59 points the first time, but only 50 points the second time. By the third time, you already lack confidence! In fact, even if you pass it smoothly, it doesn't make any sense. Maybe you are still afraid to talk to foreigners, or you can't understand an English news report at all!

Scholarship: It is certainly glorious to get a scholarship, but it is not necessarily a good thing to get a scholarship. A brother won a third-class scholarship and was forced to treat him. After a meal, I spent 4 10 yuan, and the third-class scholarship was for 400 yuan! Hehe, the dumb eat coptis, but they can't say what they are suffering from. Damn scholarship, don't let it be!

First kiss: When my girlfriend and I kissed for the first time in the cinema, I almost threw up because I was not used to the taste of her saliva. I said to her, shall we stop kissing in the future? ? She said:? All right! ? Because she threw up before I wanted to throw up! This is my first kiss, a romantic event.

Restaurant: When I first came here, I saw such a big restaurant. I thought I would always find my love. Later, I found that I walked around the rice basin twice and still couldn't find anything to swallow! I have almost nothing to coax my stomach. When I finished eating, I left two caterpillars and three stones on the table! This is our life!

Valentine's Day: Every boy's memory of Valentine's Day is a rose. How expensive! I really don't understand, are those roses better than the fish-flavored shredded pork in Sichuan restaurant? I remember that on Valentine's Day, I bought a bunch of roses for my girlfriend and one for 50 yuan. The smile on her face is too exaggerated. In front of the whole class, he gave me a dull hug! Valentine's Day, a holiday when foreign devils want to harm people!

It doesn't matter if there is no phone number, but there can't be a qq number. Cough and beep echoed around the beam for three days, and netizens spread all over the country, even as far away as the other side of the earth, and communication turned from real society to virtual world. Sadly, we never take the initiative to say: Hello, can we talk? ?

Starcraft: If you don't know Starcraft, you are either a girl or an idiot. The war between Terran, Zerg and Protoss lasted for four years. Everyone forgets to eat and sleep online. Every night when the power goes out, there is always someone to comfort. Go to sleep, and we will continue to fight tomorrow! ? Tomorrow, tomorrow, will there be StarCraft?

Computer: When buying a computer, everyone has their own grand plan, learning programming, software and hardware, not playing games, and making good use of the network! In fact, the more swearing people say, the crazier they will play in the future. Look, which computer isn't playing games, chatting online and watching DVDs? Computer, except girlfriend's most time-consuming friend!

Lovelorn: When we broke up, she said: I'm numb to you! ? I replied:? I hope you can find happiness! ? Soon after, she had a new boyfriend, a self-taught student and a princeling. Later, I heard that she was dumped after being played. The last time I saw her was not long ago. She said she shouldn't break up with me. I smiled. When I remembered knowing her, she lent me a copy of Young Werther. Looking at her distant back, I cried silently.

Long holidays: May Day and National Day, two rare long holidays. Go, go, go, go where you want to go. Xinjiang in the west, Shanghai in the east, Harbin in the north and Guangzhou in the south! A brother arrived in Hangzhou and made a phone call by the West Lake. We said: You are so happy! ? He answered on the other end of the phone:? Behind happiness, there are countless silver coins lying in the wilderness and dying! ?

Ball game: Wait and wait, and finally wait for China to qualify. Milu, the magic coach! On the day of watching the ball game, everyone sat around and felt happy or worried about the situation! The days of watching the ball have passed, and what remains in my heart are rare memories!

Bicycle: During my four years in college, I bought five bicycles, the most of which were ridden for a year, and the least was only half a day! Brother thieves who steal cars always have clever means to make your solid car lock vulnerable! The economics teacher gave an example to illustrate the balance between supply and demand. The reason why people can easily buy dirty cars is that thieves can easily buy them. The current bicycle market is basically in a state of balance between supply and demand! ? It's like you can't buy a bike unless you drop it.

Poverty: Freshman is rich, but sophomore is a little short. My junior year is particularly poor, and my senior year is getting worse every day! In fact, money has not decreased, but increased! Spending a sum of money on a girlfriend is another sum of money for a friend's party. Everything costs money, so you must be poor!

Tutor: I remember the first time I went to tutor, my heart kept ringing like a small drum. After doing it for the first time, my confidence doubled. It turned out to be a very easy thing. I usually play as usual. When I need a tutor, I just put on a new dress and look like a teacher. In fact, I look like a teacher in front of the students. When I went back, the teacher was afraid to see me!

Part-time job: I went to copy an advertisement for a company and was busy all afternoon until my back ached and my limbs were weak. Then the supervisor told me:? Here, this is your salary! ? When I took it happily, I almost fainted, only a poor one yuan and fifty cents! In my diary that day, I wrote the following sentence: Is my contribution really for the poor's one yuan and fifty cents? No, what I want is the process of getting it and the bang at the center of this process!

Internship: I went to Shanghai for internship in my junior summer vacation, visiting every day and double Q every night! In addition, an agricultural university student went to the countryside of Hebei for an internship. Someone killed a sheep, treated it well for half a month, and then it was over! Yes, the internship unit sent a letter saying: These students are far from our requirements! ? We woke up suddenly. For three years, we have learned nothing.