The bombardment's head is also combed with a lightning strike

1. The poor play with cars, the rich play with watches, and the good guys work overtime on the computer.

2. I envy her so much that she can go out to bars after being injured; I envy him so much that she can go out to three bars after being injured.

3. Carve loneliness on the wine bottle, drink it into your bladder, urinate it out, and let loneliness spread all over the floor!

4. When I look up at the sky alone, I don’t want to look for anything. Brother is just lonely.

5. Facts have proved that feelings can withstand the wind and rain, but they cannot withstand the ordinary; friendship can withstand the ordinary, but cannot withstand the wind and rain.

6. Have the mind of a petty bourgeoisie, the upper body of an angry youth, the lower body of a punk, and the soul of a goth. --These are the four new people in the new era.

7. I really want to wear pullovers, carry a thermos and hit the streets every day to play Hennessy XO.

8. The world is big, but a bed is small. The two people on the bed were once very good, but they cannot grow old.

9. There are so many friends in the country, and countless heroes are attracted to your little waist. I am a little girl from my hometown. I want to do it but I can’t. I am looking for one. In the embrace of 34D, such a request is obviously too high.

10. I searched for her thousands of times, but when I looked back, I saw that person was still dismissive of me.

11. If the heart does not go with love, it will just stay overnight.

12. There is still a ten-year incubation period after eating Sudan Red. The wedding cake will be gone as soon as you eat it.

13. Some people say that I don’t talk or communicate with her on QQ. I wonder how could that be? As long as they don't mate, they can communicate in any way.

14. Relationships are a scam, and I can only be considered an undercover agent.

15. Women are so strange. They know all the things they shouldn’t know; they don’t know the things they should know.

16. I am a legend. Don’t ask which unit I am from.

17. In work, if you take a step back, the sky will be brighter; in love, if you take a step back, the sky will be empty.

18. I am not lonely because I have a lonely BBS to accompany me.

19. When people are floating in the world, who can not be bored?

20. If you have good psychological quality, it’s like you have no psychological quality.

22. In life, everyone is an actor, and those who pretend to be B are just the best among them.

23. God arranged for me to be a passionate person, but also arranged for me to encounter countless unfeeling people, so I eventually tempered myself into a passionate person. Others are loved by everyone, but I am loved by everyone.

24. A thousand-mile horse often exists, but a female thousand-mile horse does not often exist.

25. The real showman has the courage to face his own shameless face.

26. It’s not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we demand too much from the story!

27. A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife spends, and a successful woman is one who can find such a man.

28. When dry firewood meets a strong fire, it is called a bright show; when wet firewood meets a small flame, it is called a dull show.

29. Those with intentions are powerless, those with strength have no money, those with money are ruthless, those with love have no fate, those with fate have no separation, and those with separation are getting divorced.

30. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

31. Bombardment’s head was also combed with lightning strikes.

32. Marriage means wearing a cotton coat for freedom. It is inconvenient to move around, but it will be very warm. A hilarious classic quotation, with a banged head and a lightning-fast comb

1. I searched for her through hundreds of search engines, but when I suddenly looked back, that person still looked down upon me.

2. I was also an infatuated person, but it rained... and I drowned.

3. I am not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear.

4. The weather is getting cold, so please put on extra clothes and keep warm.

5. Marriage means wearing a cotton coat for freedom. It is inconvenient to move around, but it will be very warm.

6. Human nature means that people have to have sex. Even if they don’t know their last name, they still have to have sexual requirements.

7. My wish: drink until you are naturally drunk every day, and sleep until you wake up naturally every day.

8. Women are so strange. They know everything they shouldn’t know; they know everything they should know. But they don’t know about it

9. People who like to drink also like women and even more like friends. Because when drinking, it is easy to think of women and talk about friends.

10. The world is big, but a bed is small. The two people on the bed were once very good, but they cannot grow old.

11. Thank you, thank you uncle, thank you to your whole family, and thank you to the eighteen generations of our ancestors.

12. Relationships are a scam, I am at best an undercover agent

13. Spring is the season when colds and emotions are most common. Some people accidentally catch a cold, and some people accidentally fall in love. I belong to the former.

14. My only property is the 80G pornographic film on the hard drive.

15. Although I am not very handsome, when I was young, some people praised me for having an idol on the left side of my nostril.

16. If your heart doesn’t follow love, just stay the night as promised

17. Brother is a legend, don’t ask which unit he is from

18. When problems arise, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

19. Bombardment’s head was also combed with lightning strikes.

The important task after 20. is to create the post-2008 generation.

21. Facts have proved that feelings can withstand the wind and rain, but they cannot withstand the ordinary; friendship can withstand the ordinary, but cannot withstand the wind and rain.

22. Others have a background, but I only have a back view~~.

23. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

24. The flowery radish encounters the watery little poplar. This will be a heavyweight confrontation in the sexual turmoil.

25. Brushing your teeth is a mixture of joy and sorrow, because you hold a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

26. Life is like Super Girl, and those who survive to the end are pure men.

27. A big-hearted appearance hides a big heart

28. There is a winding river in front of the brother; layers of waves are rising in the sister's chest. Tell me how you feel about missing each other

1. There is a kind of feeling that is always recognized as lovesickness when you have insomnia; there is a kind of fate that is always believed to be eternal after you wake up from a dream; there is a kind of gaze that is always there When we break up, we can see that it is attachment; there is a feeling that only after parting, we can understand that it is loss.

2. I miss you not because I am lonely, but I am lonely because I miss you. The reason why the feeling of loneliness is so heavy is just because I think too deeply.

3. To love someone, you don’t necessarily have to own them, but if you own someone, you should love them and take good care of them.

4. Sometimes, don’t break up easily. The most fragile thing about love is distrust.

5. When the autumn wind blows away the last leaf, that is the time when you will not retain love.

6. Believe in you until you deceive yourself.

7. No one gives you absolute dependence, and you can survive without anyone. In the end, you are the one you can most rely on.

8. The more I think about you, the less I can keep you. Your indifference and indifference gave me the chance to leave.

9. We are like needles on the surface, Keep turning, while turning, watching time rush away, but there is nothing you can do

10. It is not ruthless, nor unlucky, but we will meet many people in our lives, and those who can really stop are Some lives are like ferry crossings that will eventually become deserted, and even we ourselves are passers-by.

11. It turns out that we have to wait until the fragrant flowers in the wind and dust have dried up before we can see the last clear wind, bright moon, and full moon.

12. No matter where you are, after passing through the vicissitudes of life, we will eventually meet together.

How can a romantic life be cut off so easily

13. Companions do not have to go to the end. The laughter that the other party brings to you during a certain period of time will be It's enough.

14. When love is no longer so strong, we will still be attached because we are used to it and because we are afraid.

15. You may be able to give up your life for the person you love, but you cannot help him love others. What is difficult throughout the ages is not death, but fulfillment.

16. Sometimes persistence is a burden or an injury, but giving up is a kind of beauty.

17. I am quiet most of the time when I am around you. I just want to quietly experience the happiness spreading between us. I think you will understand even without saying anything.

18. After breaking up, continuing to think about how good the other person is will only make you sink, become more and more persistent, and become more and more attached.

19. I knew it would be difficult to look back, so why did I have to meet you when we first met? Let me bear this pain alone and wish you eternal blessings.

20. How could I fall in love with you? I am asking myself, I can give up anything but you find it difficult to leave today. Maybe you never thought that my heart will hurt. If this is a dream, I will live forever. Drunk and unwilling to wake up.

21. I always stare at those homeless sorrows like the rising sun and the sinking moon

22. When falling in love, men compare women to stars, birds, Angels and other things related to the sky. When the love is broken, the man takes the sky as his own and puts the woman he loved back on the ground.

23. Thinking is a kind of pain, loving is a kind of suffering, wanting to see but not being able to see is painful.

24. I can feel moved, but I cannot move you; I would like to pray to heaven and earth, and pray that happiness will always be with you.

25. Whether you want it or not, time will make you forget someone. King Kong is a fool whose head was caught in the door

Once upon a time there was a little cucumber. She thought she had too many acne on her face, so she sliced ??it up and applied it on her face

Who did McDull have a crush on? ? Answer: Doraemon. Because "McDull Rings (Thinking of) Jingle Bells"

When I was a child, my teacher told me: There is a hard-working guy and a lazy guy in every person. When you hesitate, they will fight.

In elementary school, the diligent guy often defeated the lazy guy. In junior high school, it was a tie. In high school, the lazy guy often won.

But when I got to college, I suddenly discovered that they stopped fighting, and the damn hard-working villain was beaten to death.

Christmas, every Lan child who does not have a child to accompany him can only tighten his collar at the cold windy street and hear the miserable and tragic songs in the wind that resound throughout the city

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“single boy!~single boy!~single all the way!~~~”

The most useless words in the world: 1.police: Don’t run! 2. National Football Team: Must win! 3. Teacher: Students, please don’t sleep!

Patient: Doctor, please be gentle! 5. Woman: No. 6. Parents: Children, stop making trouble. 7. Criminal: I was wronged!

The phrase "Smoking is harmful to health" on the cigarette pack 10. "God will bless you" 11. When breaking up: "I'm sorry." Classic Weibo Quotes

Xiao Ming was not good at math and was transferred to a missionary school by his parents. After half a year, I got straight A’s in math. Mom asked: "Is it because the nuns teach well? Is it because the teaching materials are good? Is it because they pray?..."

"None of them," Xiao Ming said, "On the first day I entered school, I saw a person being crucified. Death on the plus sign, I knew... they were serious.

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North Korea:...Brother, I want to fight South Korea! China: Automatically reply yes! North Korea: Brother...you have to help me then!

China: Automatically Reply! North Korea: Brother... I'm going then! China: Automatic reply: Yes! ...

China: Damn, I just went to the toilet. What are you talking about, are you crazy?

North Korea: Auto-reply Hello, I am away for something right now and will contact you later

Yingzi said to Xiaoqiang: "I will kick you during the exam today, and you will Want to take a look at it for me. "When it was time for the exam, Yingzi kicked Xiaoqiang, and Xiaoqiang replied: Meow

A sculpture was completed in a new building of a university: a girl holds a book in her left hand and holds a symbol of peace in her right hand. Pigeon. The school publicly solicited names from students.

Many people’s slogans coincided with each other - reading is useless!

I know I was wrong.

It’s okay to scold you, but you have to wait until I hit you to realize that I am both civil and military.

Every day, I put a circle on my calendar and realized that it was Sunday. My life has become an ellipsis.

Lovers will eventually become house slaves, and those who own houses will eventually get married.

Of course, galvanized coffins are more durable, but wooden coffins are more beneficial. Healthy.

Xiao Ming asked his father to tell him a story. Did he want to hear the long one or the short one? Dad: Once upon a time, there was a fly, buzzing. Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz... Xiao Ming: Dad, please keep it short! Dad: Once upon a time there was a fly, buzz. , bang!

In order to attract business, the hot pot city wrote this sentence on the billboard: "Self-service hot pot, 30 yuan per person, children under 1 meter in height are free. ”

The aunt from the kindergarten was extremely excited after seeing this. She took 30 yuan in her arms and led 50 children in her class to the hot pot city

A child asked a rich man: Sir, what are you doing? Why are you so rich? The rich man said: When I was a child, I had nothing like you. My father gave me an apple, so I sold that apple.

I used the money I earned to buy two more. Apple, and then sold it to buy four apples. The child thought thoughtfully and said: Sir, I seem to understand.

The rich man said: You understand your sister. Later, my father died and I inherited it. All his inheritance."

When a loyal party member died, God was unwilling to accept the soul of an atheist in heaven, so he sent him to hell. A month later, the King of Hell came to him sweating profusely and said, "Take that man away quickly.

He has almost turned all my little devils into Young Pioneers!" God accepted it and passed on. In January,

The King of Hell gloated and asked God: "What happened to the party members?" God said: "First of all, please call me comrade..."

Let's bask in the sun for a while

The Chinese leader and the American leader were competing to see whose bodyguard was more loyal. The American leader ordered his bodyguard to jump off the 10th floor. The bodyguard knelt down and said, "Don't do this, I still have my family."

So the President of the United States relented. The Chinese leader ordered the bodyguard to jump, but the Chinese bodyguard jumped without saying a word.

The President of the United States was so frightened that he quickly grabbed him. The Chinese bodyguard said: "Don't be like this, I still have my family."

There is a very tall coconut tree with four kinds of animals. The orangutan, the ape, the monkey King Kong climbed up the tree to pick bananas. Which one do you think Pick it first?

The answer is: 1. Monkeys are the most typical 250; 2. Orangutans are weak-minded; 3. Apes are the precursors of Alzheimer’s disease;

King Kong is a fool whose head was caught in the door; have you ever seen bananas growing on coconut trees?

Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ!

There was one! A little girl said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: It doesn’t matter whether you are handsome or not.

Heehee and Hahaha were good friends, very good friends. One day, Hahaha died. Heehee was very sad. He walked to Hahaha’s grave and said: "Hahaha, you are dead< /p>

The sentence I heard most clearly in Level 4 Listening: Now please take out the tape and turn to side B to continue listening.

Beggar: Sister-in-law, I haven’t eaten in two days. Can you give me some cake? Sister-in-law: Cake? I only have rice here. Beggar: It’s okay if it’s normal, but today is my birthday!

A woman asked a man, " Am I good looking? "The man said: You are like Mona Lisa's sister now. The woman said: Really, who is her sister? The man said: Zhenta Martha.

It is said that the sandstorm has blown to Taiwan. Many old people took to the streets, opened their hands, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, burst into tears, took a deep breath, and said excitedly: It has been 60 years, it has been 60 years, and I finally smell the earthy smell of my hometown.

Again. So cute

My younger brother went to play basketball in a certain elementary school and heard a girl in the lower grade ask a boy in the lower grade: "Do you love me or not?"

The boy said helplessly: "My mother gives me 3 yuan a day, and you use two and a half yuan to buy snacks. You tell me whether I love you or not."

I once had an opportunity to put on extra clothes, but I didn’t cherish it until I caught a cold.

If God gives me another chance to start over, I would add all of my clothes without hesitation.

Female: I want to find a boyfriend. Man: Let me help you, "There is one in our dormitory that is pretty good." Woman: Don’t you feel bad when I’m with him? . Man: Are you thinking too much? Don't worry, I have nothing to do with him.

Three men went to the woman to propose marriage. Parents: Tell us about their respective situations. A: I have 10 million; B: I have a mansion worth 20 million;

The woman’s parents were very satisfied and asked C, what does your house have? C Answer: I have nothing but one child. The baby is now in your daughter's belly.

B was speechless and left. This case tells us a simple truth. The core competitiveness is not about money and houses, but about having your own people in key positions