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She gave up her rich boyfriend and decided to marry a poor teenager. Five years later, she was happily married. What do you think?

After graduating from kindergarten, Du Ranran worked as a teacher in a kindergarten with a moderate income. I laugh and laugh with my little sisters every day, and my life is as peaceful as water.

When I went to work this morning, there was a tall and thick man standing at the door of the kindergarten, with a bald head and a beard. The principal said this was the new security guard Liu Qiurong. Uncle Zhang returned to his hometown to retire.

Du Ranran made a "hum" sound from his nostrils as a greeting.

Although Du Ranran is young, he is the oldest employee in this kindergarten. The director's business is huge and he doesn't come here often, so Du Ranran can be regarded as the "deputy director". In terms of position, this Liu Qiurong can be regarded as Du Ranran's subordinate.

Liu Qiurong is more than ten years older than Du Ranran. Du Ranran would not call him "uncle" too much, but Du Ranran only calls him "Hey"——

Hey, sweep the yard one time.

Hey, you locked the courtyard door.

Hey, don’t smoke in the house.

Liu Qiurong just arrived and was bossed around by Du Ranran. Duan Ranran is feeling proud, this is called showing off his power, he will suppress you first so that it will be easier to manage him in the future.

A few days later, Liu Qiurong's bald head grew stubble, bald in the middle and dense on both sides. Du Ranran stopped shouting "Hey" and changed his name to "New Yuemon". He was not annoyed and asked, "What does Shinyuemon do?"

Du Ranran said that Shinyuemon is Kimura Takuya's junior brother.

What does Kimura Takuya do?

Kimura Takuya is... What do you care about Kimura Takuya? Do your job well!

2.

Du Ranran had a boyfriend, a "second generation" from a nearby urban village. He often picks up Du Ranran in a second-hand BMW.

Every time he came, his boyfriend honked the horn and urged Liu Qiurong to open the door. Du Ranran "takes charge of the garden work", and her boyfriend also pretends to be powerful. If Liu Qiurong opens the door late, she will always be scolded by her boyfriend.

Although Liu Qiurong looks fierce, he has a good temper.

When Du Ranran went to work that day, Liu Qiurong suddenly asked her: "Where did you go last night?"

Du Ranran thought it was funny, you don't have to worry about where I go.

"You weren't at the Express Hotel on Fengshou Road last night, were you?"

"I rented a house in the city, why did I stay in a hotel?"

"Be careful with that boyfriend of yours." After saying these words, Liu Qiurong turned around and went to do other things. Du Ranran asked again, but Liu Qiurong refused to say anything.

A few days later, Du Ranran suddenly received a call. The other party said that she owed a debt of 500,000 and should pay back the money quickly. Du Ranran was dumbfounded. He had always been frugal, so how could he borrow money?

The other party said that her boyfriend borrowed a large amount of money using her ID card. When the deadline came, the boyfriend ran away and only Du Ranran came to pay it back.

No wonder I can’t contact my boyfriend in the past two days. It turns out that I ran away. "A man is reliable, and a sow can climb a tree."

Du Ranran asked the other party to find her boyfriend's family, who were rich. The other party said that the debt was borrowed using your ID card, and it is you who will repay it whether you have money or not.

Du Ranran knew that he could not reason with these people. One thousand today, three thousand tomorrow, paying off the money like squeezing out toothpaste, as long as it lasts.

On this day, a van suddenly stopped at the entrance of the kindergarten, and a few big men wearing gold chains came out, shouting "Du Ranran pay back the money" and "Du Ranran come out".

Du Ranran walked out tremblingly: "Didn't I give you a few days of grace? How did you find my place of work?"

A few gold chain eldest brothers said, today you We won't leave until the 800,000 yuan is paid back.

Last month it was only 500,000, how come it became 800,000? Du Ranran asked.

Brother Jin Lianzi said that the 300,000 is interest. If you don’t pay it back, it will be 1 million next month.

Du Ranran jumped anxiously. Go back and ask some little sisters for help. They are all young girls who have just started working. How much money can they have?

Someone suggested calling the police. Just as Du Ranran was about to dial the number, a big hand snatched the phone away. It’s Shin Yuemon—no, it’s Liu Qiurong.

"Old Liu, stop making trouble and give me your phone."

Liu Qiurong pulled Du Ranran out of the door. "I'm responsible for this girl."

Brother Jin Lianzi pointed at Liu Qiurong's nose and scolded: "What kind of green onion are you, get out of here."

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Lao Liu dialed a number on his mobile phone, said a few words briefly, and handed the phone to Jin Lianzi: "Your boss is looking for you. ”

Jin Lianzi answered the phone dubiously: “Okay, okay, don’t worry, we don’t dare to do anything wrong.” "

Jin Lianzi returned the phone to Liu Qiurong respectfully: "The flood has washed away the Dragon King Temple, Brother Liu, don't be surprised. "

3.

Du Ranran learned from the principal that Liu Qiurong had just come out.

Du Ranran did not even call "New Yuemon", Respectfully call him "Uncle Liu".

Although Brother Jin Lianzi did not come to the kindergarten to cause trouble, the debt must still be repaid. They either broke the windows or wrote on the door of the house where Du Ranran rented. Threatening slogan. The landlord was frightened and told Du Ranran to get out if he couldn't handle it within a month.

Du Ranran could only ask Uncle Liu for help and told Du Ranran to figure it out. He asked Du Ranran if he remembered what happened to the Fengshou Road Hotel one morning.

The night before, Liu Qiurong and a few old friends passed by Fengshou Road when they were driving back. My friend pointed to the Express Hotel and said that this is the city's largest casino where gangsters are popular, and rich second-generation people who are not experienced in the world are often tricked and lose everything.

Liu Qiurong saw it clearly. Parked in front of the hotel was my boyfriend's second-hand BMW.

That night, the boyfriend was tricked into entering the casino by using Du Ranran's ID card. Usury.

Du Ranran remembered that her boyfriend did borrow her ID card in those days, saying he wanted to apply for a phone card.

Du Ranran asked Uncle Liu what to do.

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A few days later, Liu Qiurong told Du Ranran that he had found his little boyfriend. Jin Lianzi and the others knew that they couldn't get anything out of you, so they went directly to the little boyfriend's family to end their relationship with you.

Du Ranran was moved to tears: "Uncle Liu, you really saved my life. How can I thank you? ”

Liu Qiurong said, don’t buy random things, and accompany my daughter to buy some clothes one day. The little girl doesn’t know how to buy it herself, and I can’t help with this kind of thing.

Uncle Liu's daughter Tingting is a few years younger than Du Ranran. The little girl calls Du Ranran "aunt", and Du Ranran calls her "sister".

Du Ranran learned from Tingting that Uncle Liu. His wife ran away, and his daughter grew up with her grandmother. Fortunately, Uncle Liu’s mother passed away last year.

4. Knowing the past relationship, Du Ranran's feelings for Liu Qiurong were a bit complicated, and it seemed to be mixed with other things that were unclear.

The little girl and Du Ranran exchanged WeChat messages. I often tell Du Ranran some of Liu Qiurong's embarrassing stories, saying that he once got drunk and talked on the phone with a friend for a long time, only to find out later that the call was not on the mobile phone, but on the air conditioner remote control.

Du Ranran laughed loudly after hearing this. The next day he asked Liu Qiurong, "Have you brought the remote control? I'll make a call." , organized employee dinners every now and then. Du Ranran deliberately sat next to Liu Qiurong. After three rounds of drinks, the conversation started with mostly young girls, and the topic naturally turned to the topic of cheating on Du Ranran. The relationship was over.

Du Ranran turned to look at Uncle Liu with a calm expression. My parents introduced me to a fellow villager who was doing aluminum alloy business in the city. I just met him last week.

The director asked Liu Qiurong what his plans were. He said that he was a prisoner released from a labor camp and was very young. What else can you think of? Just work steadily and raise your daughter.

Du Ranran said you are so "Buddhist"

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Du Ranran said, a man has forty-one flowers.

Everyone was booing, and Du Ranran should have promised him his life after Lao Liu rescued him. , with a blush on his face.

Liu Qiurong was drinking with several male colleagues and didn’t hear.

5.

The Spring Festival was approaching and the kindergarten was on holiday. . Several kindergarten teachers were from outside the country and they went back to their hometown with friends. Liu Qiurong was a local and arranged to stay behind.

On the afternoon of New Year's Eve, Liu Qiurong was watching TV at home when there was a knock on the door, and it turned out to be Du Ranran.

“Didn’t you go back to your hometown?”

“I’m not interested in my hometown. It happened that my friend drove to the city to do some shopping, so I came over to see Tingting. Where is Tingting?”

"My eldest brother and sister-in-law love our children and we took them to celebrate the New Year. There were many people and it was lively."

"Then why don't you go?"

"My brother has a prejudice against me, so it's better not to see him."

Du Ranran and Liu Qiurong have been colleagues for more than half a year, and this is the first time they have been alone together. Both sides were a little embarrassed.

Drink water?

Not thirsty.

Eat fruit?

Don’t eat.

Want a cigarette? Forget it, I know you don’t smoke either.

Du Ranran asked, what did you eat for New Year’s Eve dinner?

Dumplings, quick-frozen dumplings.

Quick-frozen dumplings don’t taste good. Let me make dumplings for you.

No, no, it’s getting late and you have to rush back. When will your friend pick you up?

Liu Qiurong picked up the coat that Du Ranran took off, as if driving people away.

Du Ranran walked to the gate of the community, bought minced meat and fennel, and then returned.

Liu Qiurong opened the door. Before he could figure out the situation, Du Ranran had already brought the minced meat and fennel into the kitchen. "Why are you standing there, come here and make some noodles."

Hey.

Eating steaming dumplings for New Year’s Eve dinner brings a New Year flavor to the house. The two sat facing each other. Through the steam of the dumplings, Du Ranran peeked at Uncle Liu and found that Uncle Liu was also staring at her. When their eyes met, Du Ranran's face turned red and he lowered his head.

Liu Qiurong carefully asked Du Ranran, is your father in good health?

Du Ranran said, it’s okay.

Liu Qiurong asked again, was your father good to you when you were a child? He didn't abuse you, right?

Lao Liu, what do you mean?

Liu Qiurong said, I didn’t study much. When I was in prison, there was a fellow prisoner who was a graduate student in psychology and gave us psychology lessons every day. I heard him talk about an "Electric Father Complex", but at the time I thought it was nonsense. But looking at you now, you look a lot like a graduate student.

Don’t worry, my dad is taking good care of me.

The window paper was opened like this.

Now that it’s been revealed, the two of them have nothing to worry about. Liu Qiurong asked, what do you like about me?

Du Ranran said, at first he was grateful, but after having been in contact with your daughter for a long time, he felt a little pity for you. It's not easy for you to take care of your child alone, so I really want to help you. I just fell in love with you unknowingly. I feel that you are steady and down-to-earth and can care for others. You are much more reliable than those young people with no hair on their lips.

Du Ranran asked Liu Qiurong, I have said so much, why don’t you speak? Don't tell me that you don't like me.

No way, you, a little girl, has taken a liking to an old man like me, it’s too late to be happy.

That night, Du Ranran was placed in Tingting's room. Lying in bed, having an ideological struggle, if Uncle Liu barged in in the middle of the night, would he comply or not?

The next day, Liu Qiurong sent Du Ranran to the long-distance station. The two made an appointment to announce their relationship and meet their families after the kindergarten started. Du Ranran made up her mind, no matter whether it was a mountain of swords, a sea of ??fire, or a hail of bullets, she and Lao Liu would bear it together.

6.

After finally waiting until school started, Du Ranran returned to the kindergarten excitedly. According to the usual practice, the principal will hold a meeting before the official start of school to let everyone calm down and so on.

Everyone arrived except Liu Qiurong. Du Ranran waited anxiously. After a while, the door opened. It was not Liu Qiurong who came in, but a little boy.

The director said, let’s have a meeting when everyone is here. Du Ranran said that Lao Liu hasn't come yet.

The principal said, this is the first thing I want to say. Liu Qiurong resigned. This is the security guard I just hired. His surname is Guo. From now on, everyone can just call him Xiao Guo.

Du Ranran didn’t listen to a word of what the principal said, and his mind was in a state of confusion. Old Liu is such an old bastard. No wonder his phone is always turned off when he is on the phone.

After the meeting, Du Ranran came to Liu Qiurong's house angrily. The person who opened the door was an old-fashioned man who was moving furniture in the room.

Du Ranran asked where Liu Qiurong was?

The man said I was his big brother. He called me on New Year's Day and suddenly said he was going to work.

I said you did a good job in kindergarten, and you are so old, what can you do when you go out? My younger brother refused to listen and left Tingting in her care.

Du Ranran asked for Liu Qiurong’s phone number. The other party said that Liu Qiurong had changed his number, and he didn’t know the new number.

Du Ranran left Liu’s house crying.

Half a month later, Du Ranran knocked on the door again and asked for Liu Qiurong's contact number. Unexpectedly, Brother Liu Qiurong had already rented out the house, and Tingting's WeChat account was also deleted. Du Ranran and Liu Qiurong completely broke off contact.

7.

Five years have passed in the blink of an eye. Du Ranran got married, bought a house, had a child, left kindergarten, and worked as a customer service officer in an e-commerce company. His life was dull and fulfilling. Looking back on the past, it’s like having a dream.

It was the Spring Festival again, and Du Ranran’s family of three went to the supermarket. At the checkout, a girl who looked like a high school student rushed to Du Ranran: "Sister Xiaoran, it's really you, don't you recognize me?"

Du Ranran looked at the girl in front of him, you Is it...Tingting?

My dad and I came here to stroll around, but we didn’t expect to meet you.

Your dad? Liu Qiurong? Is he back?

"Dad, come and see, who is this?" Tingting shouted.

An old man with unshaven beard came out from the corner. Although his hair is much thinner and his face has deep and shallow wrinkles, yes, it is indeed him. Du Ranran's heart was up and down, he held his breath, not knowing what to say.

Liu Qiurong walked to Du Ranran. The words "Long time no see" made Du Ranran almost cry.

Du Ranran's husband asked politely, "What do you call me?" Before Du Ranran could introduce him, Liu Qiurong said first, "My name is Shin Yuemon, Kimura Takuya's junior brother."

Du Ranran burst into laughter. This old thing, after all these years, still holds a grudge... Title of work: "New Yuemon's Love Past"; Author: Li Bai loves to eat Laba garlic