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Environment: 1. I am still young. I am afraid of pain.

2. It is too difficult to sit on the floor and complain about the green grass and paint the white wall.

The grass smiles at you, please make way.

Public places: 1. Don't get on the bus in a hurry, don't get off the bus in a hurry, help the old and weak, and everyone praises you.

2. Eating separately is not a distraction, but a civilization sees the truth.

Love is not empty talk, but silence is the longest.

Domestic pets are cute, so be careful not to get hurt when you go out.

Don't get wet when you are on cloud nine. To love your neighbor is to love yourself.

1 "Turn on when using, turn off when walking" (about lighting)

"Please protect your partner" (about desks and chairs)

3 "I have been to the sea and walked through the stream, and I am afraid that everyone will not cherish me" (about the faucet)

: 1 "If you have lightness skill, please don't fly over the eaves and climb the wall" (playground chair)

"Please don't dance in the Spring and Autumn Period" (about fighting)

3 "Please don't play fancy boxing" (about fighting)

Respect you, me and him and be happy every day.

1 "Don't disfigure me" (about the wall)

"Keep your voice down, I need to be quiet" (about the classroom)

3 "I am a red scarf, I need you, and you need me" (about the red scarf)

4 "I am a basket, and I don't like to argue under me" (about the basket)

5 "I'm just a little basketball, I can't bear too much pressure" (about basketball)

6 "Don't break my new clothes" (about the wall)

7 "I illuminate you, you should care about me" (about lighting)

8 "I am water, I am precious, please save water" (about faucet)

: 1 "Come in a hurry and go in a hurry." (in the toilet)

2 "Don't send delicious food to the ground" (about the trash can)

1 "I hope I'm white, not beautiful" (about walls)

"You give me knowledge and I will protect you" (on audio-visual education)

If you play games well, you will never get old until you beg.

: 1 "Be polite to me and be in a good mood every day" (about politeness)

2 "The era of fighting between dragons and phoenixes has long passed" (about doors)

3 "Walking slowly is good for your heart" (walking gently in the corridor)

4 "Unity is strength, Mount Tai is overwhelming, and class hygiene is no problem" (on class hygiene)

Water is sometimes thirsty "(about the faucet).

1 "Let me face you with a smile every day" (about the desk)

2 "If I am thirsty, what do you drink" (about the faucet)

Please learn to walk gently with Persian cats.

1 Don't make me cry silently (about the faucet)

"Cleaner, quieter, more polite and happier" (in class)

3 "Respect teachers and tolerate classmates, and your study will be better" (in class)

4 "I help you protect your eyes and you help me protect my body" (about lighting)

5 "White coat, green pants, don't change my clothes" (about the wall)

6 "Step on me, step on me, I hope everyone will protect me" (on the lawn)

7 "Use me before, use me now, and use your tears in the future"! (About the faucet)

Please give me your leftover delicious food, I need it (about the trash can).

: "the noise is very loud and noisy; Low noise, no irritability "(walking gently in the corridor)

Bad habits are like springs. If you are weak, he will be strong "(form good habits).

White clouds are dedicated to the blue sky and flowers to the grass. What are they dedicated to you, my classroom? "(in health)

I don't want to face you dirty every day "(about the desk).

: "Online games are like demons, while sports are like angels" (about playing computer games)

"The playground is noisy, but the classroom is quiet" (in the classroom)

"Don't push me, I'm afraid it hurts" (about the door)

Excellent results come from your own efforts. Don't deceive yourself.

: "I don't have to go to work all the time, I also want to have a rest" (about lighting)

"I shade the sun for you, and you keep me tidy" (about curtains)

: 1 "I don't want stench, I want' Qilixiang'" (about toilets)

2 "Fighting on campus hurts as soon as it stops" (about fighting on campus)

"If you want to study well, give me a bath often" (about the blackboard)

Run on the playground and walk quietly in the corridor.

1 "I am Snow White, not a playboy" (on the wall)

"Please don't turn my white skirt into a flowery skirt" (on the wall)

"If you want me to be beautiful, please don't send me" delicious food "(about the ground