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Classic quotations from lazy sheep ~ ~

1) A happy day is a day when you are full and go to bed.

2) Monitor, look how determined I am.

3) I am cute and responsible. What did I do wrong?

4) Big Wolf, big stupid Wolf, will never beat Pleasant Goat, but also serve red taro.

5) Now you are short wax gourd, and I am tall wax gourd.

6) I am a lazy sheep. I love eating and eat a lot. After eating, you have to sleep, sleep late, sleep too much, eat again, and sleep late again.

7) Sleep anywhere.

8) I had another nightmare and felt like sleeping with a wolf.

9) Why do I always get hurt?

10) Pleasant Goat: What will happen to you if Big Wolf gets better?

Lazy sheep: I'm sad because it's not fun.

1 1) Still not awake (complaining)

In this case, let's get some sleep first (ZZZ)

Don't disturb my sleep (crazy)

12) I don't want to be a colonel. Can I be the monitor of the cooking class? (bullish)

13) I haven't been reunited with my potato chips, chocolates and sweets for a long time. . . (bullish)

14) success is 99% genius plus 1% effort.

At this time of year, I have to think for a long time, which is undoubtedly the most painful moment in my life.

16) I don't do anything, so everyone has a chance to give full play to their strengths.

17) village head, I admit that I am really a lamb without perseverance and will.

18) The opportunity is your own.

19) I'm not as knowledgeable as ordinary sheep.

20) Smart sheep will always have unexpected gains.

2 1) You all bully me. I'll tell the village chief.

22) Can't you take care of me now?

23) I am a noble sheep born to sleep.

24) Help! Village head, Pleasant Goat sells children! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

25) I am also a waste sheep, and I am often laughed at by boiling sheep.

Brother Frog, you'd better learn from me! I have a lovely appearance and a lovely expression. When I am in danger, someone will always come to save me.

In fact, I'm tired of looking for it. ...