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Wandering the Chinese Language World Slogans, store names, couplets, and text messages must have meaning!

[Exercises]

1. Wonderful remarks

(1) While God gives us youth, he also gives us acne.

——Beauty also has flaws.

(2) Cadres are one foot away from us, and we are one foot away from the cadres.

——Use the phrase "the Dao is as high as the Dao and the Demon is as high as the Demon" to describe the relationship between cadres and the masses.

(3) Work hard and live a comfortable life; live comfortably and live a hard life.

——The famous TV host Yang Lan has such a perception of life.

(4) Never look back, some people may surpass you in an instant.

——The most famous baseball player in the United States, Page, warned his son.

(5) Smart people always use the wisdom of others to fill their brains, while stupid people always use the wisdom of others to interfere with their emotions.

——The famous American psychologist William James’s division between “smart people” and “stupid people”.

2. Famous Quotes

(1) Learning without thinking is a waste, thinking without learning is a disaster.

——Confucius

(2) If the truth takes one more step, it will become a fallacy.

——Lenin

(3) Knowledge gives people weight, and behavior gives people luster.

——Carlyle

(4) Inspiration is a guest who does not like to visit lazy people.

——Chernyshevsky

(5) Go your own way and let others say it!

——Dante

(6) A person who does not know what he will do tomorrow is an unfortunate person.

——Gorky

(7) Without ideals, you cannot achieve your goals; without courage, you cannot get things.

- Belinsky

(8) Really beautiful things must be consistent with nature on the one hand, and consistent with ideals on the other.

——Schiller

(9) Imagination is the eye of the soul.

——Joubert

(10) Now that winter has come, can spring be far behind?

——Shelley

3. Slogan

(1) The forest is a treasure, indispensable for survival and development.

——The slogan of a certain village to protect the mountains and forests

(2) People’s education is run by the people, and education is run for the people.

——Nine-year compulsory education slogan

(3) Everything is for students, for all students, and for students.

——Motto of a certain school

(4) Sculpture the years and navigate youth.

——The winning theme of a newspaper application

(5) New Beijing, new Olympics.

——Beijing’s Olympic bid slogan

(6) It is better to defend for a thousand days than to neglect for a moment.

——Transportation slogan

4. SMS platform

(1) With gratitude as the center and sincerity as the radius, I send you a round blessing .

(2) Troubles are temporary, but happiness is eternal! A smile will change everything in an instant! Look ahead, a bright future is waving to you.

(3) Longing is the fragrance of flowers for a season, spreading across the valley and covering you and me; while blessing is boundless attention, overflowing from the eyes to the bottom of the heart.

(4) I will always remember how warm the hands on my shoulders were when the wind blows; I will always remember the back figure that accompanied me when I grew up, and exchange your years for mine. Worry-free happiness!

(5) The weather is getting really fast and the temperature is getting really bad. You should bring a coat when you go out, a quilt when you sleep, eat more fruits and vegetables, and keep a good attitude. This is caring for you.

(6) Falling leaves must return to their roots. No matter where they drift, no matter where they dock, home will always be the warmest harbor!

(7) Dad is young, like an evergreen tree; Dad is happy, like chewing gum; Dad is happy, like a happy dictionary.

Evergreen trees allow me to taste the colors of youth; chewing gum allows me to chew the sweetness of happiness; happy dictionary makes me happy forever.

(8) Wherever the sun shines, there is my deep blessing; wherever the moon shines, there is my deep longing.

(9) Only when you are tired can you slow down; only when you make a mistake can you think of regret; only when you are suffering can you know how to be satisfied; only when you are hurt can you know how to be strong; only when you are drunk can you know that you are unforgettable; only when you laugh can you know how to be unforgettable. Experience happiness; so just be happy!

(10) Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a heartbreak; meeting the wrong person at the right time is a lifetime of sighs; meeting the right person at the right time is a life of sorrow. A lifetime of happiness.

5. Anecdotes about couplets

(1) One day, Kou Zhun was traveling with his friends. Taking advantage of his excitement, he said to him: The moon at the bottom of the water is the moon in the sky. There is no way to treat friends. Yang Danian arrived just in time and replied: The person in your eyes is the person in front of you. Everyone cheered.

(2) Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian were playing chess under the pine tree. A gust of wind blew and the pine cones fell into the chessboard. Su Dongpo came up with a saying: "A pine tree plays chess under a pine tree, and the pine pieces suddenly fall with the chess pieces." Huang Tingjian replied: When fishing by willows, willow silk is often hung with the fishing line.

(3) Cheng Minzheng was known as a child prodigy, and Prime Minister Li Xian wanted to recruit him as his son-in-law. He pointed to the fruits on the table and said: "Because of the lotus (he), I got the lotus root (even)". Cheng said to him, "There are apricots (fortunately) but no plum blossoms (matchmaker)." Li Xian was so happy that he matched his daughter with her.

(4) A certain person was born into a poor family and asked for loans from relatives and friends, but was rejected. After winning the election, relatives and friends came to flatter him one after another, flocking to him like ducks. The scholar was filled with emotion and posted a couplet on the door: Looking back on last year, during the famine period of May, June and July, the firewood and rice were all exhausted, and there was no one with an inch of iron. No credit, no debt, no matter how close or distant relatives were, who would be willing to provide help in times of need? Fortunately, this year, I was the first in the imperial examination. In the second and third exams, all the articles were suitable. I won the first prize in the Five Classics. My name and surname are also fragrant. I don’t care about Zhang, Li, and Si. They are all the icing on the cake.

(5) On the wedding night, Su Xiaomei wanted to test the talents of her groom, Qin Shaoyou, and turned Qin away. She wrote a couplet saying: Close the door and push out the moon in front of the window. Qin Shaoyou thought about it and couldn't think of the right thing, wandering in the corridor. When Su Dongpo saw this, although he was anxious for his brother-in-law, he couldn't do it for him. Suddenly, he had an idea, picked up a stone and threw it into a flower vat filled with clear water. When Qin Shaoyou heard the sound of "porphyry", he immediately understood and blurted out; he threw a stone to open the sky under the water. Su Xiaomei was overjoyed when she heard this and hurriedly welcomed the groom.

(6) A man from the Ming Dynasty, Jie Jin, faced a wealthy man’s bamboo forest. On New Year's Eve, he posted a Spring Festival couplet on his door: Thousands of bamboos stand opposite each other, and thousands of books are stored in his home. The rich man saw it and asked people to cut down the bamboo. Xie Jin understood its meaning deeply and added one word to each couplet: Thousands of bamboos are as short as the door, and tens of thousands of books are in the home. The rich man became even more angry and ordered the bamboo to be dug up by the roots. Xie Jin laughed secretly and added another word in the upper and lower couplets: There are thousands of bamboos in front of the door, but there are thousands of books in the house. The rich man was stunned with anger.

(7) After Su Dongpo was demoted to Huangzhou, he lived there for several years. One evening, while he and his friend Monk Foyin were boating on the Yangtze River, Su Shi suddenly pointed to the left bank with his hand and smiled without saying a word. Foyin looked around and saw a yellow dog gnawing on a bone. He suddenly realized something and threw the thin fan inscribed with Su Dongpo's poem into the water. The two looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.

It turns out that this is a dumb couplet. Su Shi's first couplet means: Dogs gnaw on (monk's) bones on the river; the second couplet of Buddha's seal means: Water flows Dongpo corpse (Dongpo poem).

(8) Yuan Shikai felt sorry for the Chinese people

After the great thief Yuan Shikai died, people across the country rushed to tell each other and danced with joy. At this time, a scholar in Sichuan announced that he would go to Beijing to send an elegiac couplet to Yuan Shikai. After hearing this, the villagers were shocked and puzzled. They opened the couplet he wrote and read: Yuan Shikai is eternal, long live the Chinese people! People couldn't help laughing after watching it. The scholar deliberately asked: "Why are you laughing?" A young man who was outspoken said: "How can the three characters Yuan Shikai in the first couplet match the four characters Chinese people in the second couplet?" The scholar laughed loudly after hearing this. , said: "By the way, Yuan Shikai just can't live up to the Chinese people!"

(9) Half a pair of couplets to capture the demons

At the end of the 19th century, the Eight-Power Allied Forces launched a crazy campaign against our country In the war of aggression, Tianjin and Beijing were successively occupied. The corrupt Qing government was helpless and sued for peace. According to the cultural program, before the "peace negotiation" meeting began, a representative of a certain country wanted to use this opportunity to insult the Chinese people. So, he said to the representatives of the Qing government: "Couplets are a unique literary form of your country. Now I will make a couplet. If you can match it, I will kowtow to you five times. If you can't match it, you should also kowtow. So." When the representatives of the Qing government did not comment, he blurted out the first couplet: Pipa, Qin and harp, the eight kings, the king is above. Above the four characters "Pipa, Qinse", there are eight characters for "king", which are used to refer to the "Eight-Nation Allied Forces". At the same time, it was also used to show off the arrogance and arrogance of the conqueror. The other imperialists present burst out bursts of laughter in unison. Among the representatives of the Qing government, some were in a daze and laughed; some were speechless but had nothing to say; the chief representative was even more confused and dizzy. At this time, a clerk in the delegation stood up with a pen and answered in a sonorous voice: "Four little devils, ghosts and ghosts are trespassing." "Monsters and monsters" are legendary monsters. This refers to the fact that the Eight-Nation Allied Forces are like "little devils" who often violate our country's sovereignty. The other representatives felt relieved after hearing this; after hearing this, the invaders all stared in astonishment. The provocative gentleman was dumbfounded when he heard this. He had no choice but to squat and kowtow to the north, causing a roar of laughter in the audience.

(10) There is a legend among Chinese people about Zhuge Liang's wonderful alliance against Zhou Yu. Zhou Yu was jealous of Zhuge Kongming's intelligence and always wanted to find an excuse to kill him. As a result, before the famous "Battle of Red Cliff", a wonderful battle broke out between them.

At a banquet, Zhou Yu deliberately said to Zhuge Liang: "Mr. Kong Ming, if I recite a poem and you are right, if you get it right, you will be rewarded; if you don't get it right, beheading will be the penalty. How about that?" "Zhuge Liang smiled calmly and said: "Gentleman, there is no joke, please speak first." Zhou Yu was overjoyed and said: "If there is water, it is also a stream, and if there is no water, it is also a joke. If you add a bird to the stream, it will be a chicken. Better than a tiger, a fallen phoenix is ??not as good as a chicken."

Zhuge Liang smiled and replied: "With wood, it is also a chess piece, and without wood, it is also a chess piece. Swimming in shallow water and being teased by shrimps, tigers falling flat and being bullied by dogs." After hearing this, Zhou Yu was furious, but because he had said it first, he was inconvenient, so he said again: "If you have hands, you are ugly, if you don't have hands, you are ugly. Hands, plus a girl is a girl. There is a girl in Longzhong who is ugly, and there is only one girl in a hundred miles." Zhuge Liang knew that Zhou Yu was mocking his wife for being ugly, so he immediately responded: "A tree is also a bridge, but there is no girl. Wood is also Qiao, and if you remove the bridge wood, you will become Jiao. Jiangdong beauty Xiao Qiao, Cao Cao Tongquesuo Er Jiao

Zhou Yu knew that this was a mockery of his wife, and became angry several times. He wanted to attack, but luckily Lu Su said something from the side: "With wood, it is also a trough, and without wood, it is also a cao. If the wood around the trough is removed, it will be bad." Today's plan is to defeat Cao, wouldn't it be bad if the dragon and the tiger fight? "As soon as he finished speaking, everyone clapped and cheered. When Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang saw that they were evenly matched, and someone came to rescue them, they saw that it was good and stopped. They decided to make peace and join forces to defeat Cao Cao.

(2) Collect the information They were screened, sorted out and compiled into various booklets.

, for example, representative names of people, couplets, company names, store names, wonderful advertising plaques, instructions, etc., can be compiled into "collections"; irregular street terms, screen typos, wrong sentences in newspapers and periodicals, inferior advertisements, etc. can be compiled separately. New words, new buzzwords, and new foreign words can be compiled into "Collections" respectively.

Give each of these booklets an appropriate name and display them in the classroom.

[Guidance of Thoughts] To improve Chinese learning, we must pay attention to daily accumulation. The key is to pay attention to everything in your daily life and pay attention to observation and thinking. Chinese phenomena abound in life, some are standardized, some are popular, and some are wrong. Please write down some valuable Chinese knowledge that you have seen and heard in daily life, organize, summarize and extract it in a special notebook. In this way, if you accumulate a little, you will make a lot, and your language skills will naturally be improved accordingly. Students, open your bright eyes, spread the wings of your imagination, soar in the vast world of Chinese and enjoy the charm that Chinese brings to you!

[Composition exercises]

1. Collection of couplets:

(1) Spring Festival couplets

Everywhere in the world, there is a colorful scene of spring.

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As time goes by, people live longer, spring fills the world and brings blessings to the whole family

The wind is warm and the spring is coming to the mountain countryside. Everywhere is happy, the outstanding people and spirits are happy to come to every farmhouse.

The spring breeze brings the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers. The earth is blessed with flying dragons and phoenixes dancing in the morning sun, and the world is happy

(2) Happy couplet

We vow to be united forever and we will fly together as we fly together

The spring of a happy life always lies in the friendship between revolutionary husband and wife.

Partners in adversity are as deep as the sea and grow old together with the same goals

Men and women work side by side to add splendor to the beautiful mountains and rivers, and couples join hands to dedicate their youth to the great motherland

(3) longevity couplet

As blessed as the ever-flowing water in the East China Sea, as long-lived as the ever-old pines in the Nanshan Mountains

In August and autumn, people in their sixties are as healthy as the immortal laurels

The old man is full of ambition in the old age of the martyrs who are thousands of miles away.

In the past hundred years, people have been like a pure child, extending their longevity and happily seeing their great-great-grandchildren

(4) Elegiac couplet

The revolutionary spirit will always be awe-inspiring and the righteousness will last forever

The sound of the high mountain is still there

Virtue is always with heaven and earth in the universe where the hero's spirit lives forever

He sacrifices himself for others and goes through fire and water to do what is right and brave

(5) Celebrity couplet

The sea accepts all rivers, and tolerance is great

Standing tall against a wall, being strong without desire

——Lin Zexu

Writing about ghosts and monsters is superior to others

Thorns of greed and cruelty penetrate the wood three-thirds

——Guo Moruo

But when the sunset is infinitely beautiful, there is no need to be melancholy near dusk.

——Zhu Ziqing

For those who are determined, things will come true. Even if the cauldron sinks the boat, one hundred and two Qin Pass will eventually belong to Chu.

Those who work hard will not be let down by God. Three thousand Yue Jia can swallow Wu.

——Pu Songling

2. Advertising Collection

(1) There is no best, only better.

——Okema Advertisement

(2) Smart mothers will use zinc.

——Zinc acid oral liquid advertisement

(3) Asking for trouble

——Pharmacy advertisement

(4) Road Lujia is an expert in slippers and comfort.

——Slippers Advertisement

(5) Diamonds are forever, and one will be passed down forever.

——Diamond Advertising

(6) Share the moment, share life.

——Kodak film advertisement

(7) There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and if there is a road, there must be a Toyota car.

——Toyota car advertisement

(8) There is only one in the world, and it will be with you in this life.

——Diamond Advertising

(9) The fragrance is rich and lingering.

——McGee Coffee Advertisement

(10) When Remy and Horse are in full swing, good things will come naturally.

——Remy Martin Advertisement

(11) Enjoy the refreshing moment.

——Coca-Cola Advertisement

(12) You deserve a day off.

—— Advertisement for selling pawns

3. Collection of store names

(1) Yuanfeng Trading Company

—— Make more money

(2) Go to the Internet Bar

- Encourage people to go online

(3) Two Sisters Restaurant

- Boss Liangming Identity

(4) Hometown Bar

- Gathering nostalgia

(5) New Century Hotel

- Keeping pace with the century

(6) Dynasty Furniture

- Palace style

(7) Hualian Commercial Building

- Joint sales nationwide Shopping paradise

(8) Kerr Digital City

- a lovely digital world

(9) Ri Xinglong Trading Company

- Prosperity every day

(10) Bafang Shopping Plaza

- A shopping mall that welcomes guests from all over the world

4. Examples of bad sentences in newspapers and periodicals

(1) At present, the medical community is powerless to help AIDS.

- "Patient" should be added after "AIDS", or "helpless" should be changed to "powerless".

(2) Lewis has long been a famous 100-meter athlete... In the past ten years, few people have been able to compete with him.

——"Strive for wind" should be changed to "Struggle for front" or "Struggle for balance".

(3) He realizes that he is a troublemaker.

——"Making trouble" should be changed to "making trouble".

(4) The famous browsing area receives thousands of tourists every year.

- "Above" should be deleted.

(5) The twin girls are very different in appearance and temperament: Lanna is 4 centimeters taller than Ruby; their personalities are also completely opposite, Ruby is quiet and shy, but Lanna is lively and active.

——“They are completely different in character” should be deleted, and “from temperament to appearance” should be changed to “height and temperament”.

(6) Bing Xin, as an accomplished writer, repeatedly emphasized the need to learn Chinese well.

——"Three orders and five applications" should be changed to "three times and five times" or "many times", "again and again", etc.

(7) Suddenly, a radio station employee came angrily and said that he had just received a telegram from Tokyo that the Emperor of Japan had announced his acceptance of unconditional surrender.

——"Out of breath" should be changed to "Out of breath".

(8) A widow with both beauty and beauty.

——"Beauty and beauty" should be changed to "Both beauty and talent".

(9) Zhou Zuoren’s writing is not as good as his own, he has a bad temper and a quick temper, he has no appearance when he goes up the stairs, he kicks with his feet without changing the test paper, and the one who kicks the farthest gets the highest score.

——The phrase "the person's writing is not as good as his writing" should be changed to "the person's writing is not as good as his writing".

(10) Inspiration comes suddenly, like a mysterious flying saucer; it is fleeting, like a horse flying in the sky.

——You should exchange "Heavenly Horses in the Sky" with "Mysterious Flying Saucer", or change "Heavenly Horses in the Sky" to "Flying Meteors".

5. Examples of idioms that are easy to use incorrectly

Eat the wind and drink the dew

This idiom can only be used to describe a difficult journey, not a relaxed and happy one. matter. Some students said: "On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, we enjoyed the cool air in the open air, admired the moon, ate in the wind and drank the dew. It was really a lot of fun." This is a misinterpretation of the meaning of the words.

Every tree and grass are in danger

This idiom describes people who are very nervous when they are very panicked and become very nervous when they see the slightest movement. It cannot be used to describe a large number of soldiers and horses. Some students said: "The public security soldiers have set up a dragnet, covering every vegetation and trees, so that criminals have no place to hide." This is a misuse of idioms.

The younger generation is to be feared

The original meaning is that young people are new forces worthy of attention, and it is a praising idiom. Some students interpreted "terrible" as "terrible" and said: "This young man often loses his temper and scolds and scolds others. He is really terrible." In this way, it becomes a compliment and a disparagement.

Swallowing mountains and rivers with anger

This is a complimentary idiom that describes great courage. It cannot be used to describe bad people who boldly do bad things. Some students said: "This corrupt person has swallowed up a lot of the country's assets. He is really greedy." The word "swallowed up mountains and rivers" in the sentence should be changed to "cowardly". In addition, some students understood "qi" as "angry" and said: "Xiao Li was so angry today that he was really angry." The word "qi" in the sentence was wrong and could be changed to "furious".

Looking through the autumn water

The "autumn water" here is specially used to metaphor the eyes. Willingness means "eyes can see through it", describing the eagerness to see each other. Some students directly regarded "autumn water" as the river water in autumn, saying: "We are traveling in the countryside during the Mid-Autumn Festival. The water is so clear that we can see through the autumn water with our eyes." This distorts the original meaning.

The crime cannot be punished

Willing is used to describe a person who has sinned so much that even if he is killed, it will not be able to offset his serious crime. Some students interpreted it as: "The crime is minor and beheading is not allowed." This interpretation is completely contrary to the original intention. A classmate said: "This person just committed a minor theft, and he will not be punished!" It is inappropriate to make such a fuss.

6. Collection of new words

(1) Mortgage - a loan method for purchasing a house or shopping, using the purchased house or items as collateral to obtain a loan from the bank and then repaying it in installments.

(2) White income - refers to wages, allowances and other labor remuneration received in accordance with regulations, which is public.

(3) Gray income - refers to economic income other than wages and allowances received by employees, such as royalties, part-time income, patent transfer fees, etc. Sometimes it also refers to some income that is not transparent and does not fully comply with regulations. income.

(4) Black income - refers to income obtained through illegal means such as corruption and bribery.

(5) Edge ball - when playing table tennis, the ball touches the edge of the table. Later, playing on the edge of the prescribed limit without violating the regulations was likened to hitting the edge ball.

(6) Supermarket - the abbreviation of supermarket.

(7) Low market - a market with light trading.

(8) Busy market - a market with strong trading.

(9) Cheating - Refers to collusion and cheating in sports competitions, where one party deliberately loses to the other.

(10) Black whistle - refers to intentional unfair refereeing behavior in ball games.

(11) Bidding - (bidders) compete with each other to win the bid.

(12) Competition for jobs - competition to obtain jobs.

(13) Competition for appointment - Strive for appointment through competition.

(14) Cloning - Organisms reproduce asexually through somatic cells to copy living matter or living bodies with identical genetic traits.

(15) Enrollment expansion-expand recruitment.

(16) Real estate - commercial buildings under construction or for sale.

(17) Cat walk - refers to the steps that fashion models take when performing. Because this step is similar to the way a cat walks, it is called the cat walk.

(18) Memory - the abbreviation of memory in an electronic computer.

(19) Antivirus - refers to the use of specially prepared programs to remove computer viruses that exist in software or storage media.

(20) Digital camera - a camera that can convert the image of the subject into digital information. The captured images can be input into a computer for storage and modification, and color photos can be obtained through a digital printer. Also called a digital camera.

2. Choose any one of the following topics and discuss it as a whole class or in groups.

(1) How to learn Chinese in other courses?

[Guidance of Thoughts] The promulgation of the new curriculum standards has greatly expanded the connotation and extension of Chinese. Chinese can be learned not only in Chinese classes, but also in other courses. This interactivity of subjects is becoming a new direction of curriculum reform. In particular, Chinese, as a basic subject, is inclusive to other subjects to a certain extent. Any subject is inseparable from Chinese language and requires certain language and text expressions. Accurate and vivid language and text are tools for each subject to express precise expressions. The fundamentals of Chinese are bound to permeate every course, so the Chinese factors in other courses are obvious. Please broaden your mind and explain why you study Chinese in other subjects based on the specific conditions of other subjects.