Urgently ask for a nonsense funny sketch of high school anniversary! Only funny! But it's best to talk to the campus ...

Characters: Major (Pang Yang), Xiao Ai (Shang), Xiaoling (Zhang Chu) and Xiao Wu (Wu Xuewei).

Scene: classroom

Props: a table, three pieces of white paper.

Director: Wu Xuewei. Actors: Pang Yang, Shang, Zhang Chu, Wu Xuewei. Assistance: Category 7 (5)

Major: Students, students, comrades and compatriots. . . Same. . . Why? Please listen to me!

Three people: Go ahead.

Major: Are you listening?

Three people: I'm listening!

Major: Really?

Three people: Really!

Major: Are you sure?

Three people: OK.

Major: Don't go back on your word?

Three people: no regrets.

Major: Are you serious? Did you lie to me?

Three people: Do you want to talk or not?

Major: Oh, I'm talking! -What am I going to say?

Three people fainted.

Major: Ah! ! ! ! exactly

Three people sit up.

Major: I really forgot what I was going to say!

Three people fainted again.

Squadron leader: OK, get to the point, and don't get drunk again! You should keep working hard, be self-reliant, volunteer, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet. . . Make good changes and boycott Japanese goods!

Xiaoling: What a mess!

Major: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I was sleepy and fell asleep!

Major: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I think! But the teacher won't let me go!

Major: Can't you sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Major: What do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

Major: Go to sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

Major: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: It's very important! -Eat!

Major: What about studying?

Two people: cold salad

Major: Xiao Wu, why are you talking in class?

Xiao Wu: I have nothing to do in class, so I said.

Major: There are so many people after class that you don't talk. Why do you talk in class?

Xiao Wu: You should sleep after class.

Major: Xiao Ai, why don't you do your homework? Homework is a measure of a student. ...

Xiao Ai: Quality and quality, right? I know, I wrote it. You see, I wrote all my homework and won three things at once. ∠a plus animals = wonderful sky. Ah, the second term of English, how beautiful! ...

Squadron Leader: Come on, it's a mess! Come on, Xiaoling, Xiao Wu and Xiao Ai, confess quickly. Otherwise, please ask a teacher.

Three people: no, dear squadron leader, we are joking with you. Let's hand it in.

The three of them took out the prepared review and ran away like a gust of wind.

The squadron leader shouted: admit it quickly. Hey, why is this blank? Don't run. You three come with me to the teacher's office.

Three people have escaped.