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How about the postgraduate dormitory of Sun Yat-sen University?

I am an undergraduate of CUHK, and the graduate students should be similar to the undergraduate students. CUHK's dormitory is absolutely good. A room for four people, usually on the sixth floor. There seems to be an elevator in the south campus, but there is no elevator on the sixth floor. There must be drops in the separate bathroom. It has a bed and a table, a balcony and a campus network in 30 yuan for one month. By the way, the internet speed is notoriously poor. ......

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It's circulating in CUHK ... in fact, the internet speed is ok during the day, but online games are really not worth considering. ...