Funny talk about five kills. Funny talk about five kills in King of Glory.

1. You can’t take away my five kills.

2. I left quietly, just as I came quietly; I touched the ring and took away another five kills. . Juggernaut

3. During the pentakill, my teammates said that my hand speed was too fast and I didn’t even react, as if all five of them died in just one second

4. I got a pentakill in the opening game of French Chicken, which is really cool. I feel that most of the time my teammates are like those on the opposite side. That’s why I don’t want to play. I am helpless as an assistant.

5. King of Glory: Even if you Even if I run under the tower, I can't stop my five-kill super god!

6. I am also typing: Hush, keep a low profile, normal operation

7. For the first time, I used Luban to kill four and five in one day. The third picture was not cut out and I killed five. The key is It’s still my teammates who are great

8. Huh, wait until Diao Chan gets my pentakill

9. I’m suffocated. Can’t I really delete the screenshots of Palm Alliance’s pentakill? I’m in a pile of Jinxwain I saw a Xin Zhao mixed in the Pentakill. This Pentakill my friend got was so ugly that my head hurt

10. When I was drunk alone, I called my daughter-in-law to play ranked. Yuxi, I Pair it with beer, take a sip after pushing the middle tower, spend the night with the baby to play black, five kills and I will blow the bottle, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is not harmonious? The two of us work together to build the bottom lane, and you as AD can help me. The family relationship will be stronger and stronger.

11. My little Sun Bin got five kills in diamond ranking. I am very excited. Let’s commemorate it. After all, he is a small assistant.

12. This is the dream of all Hua Mulan. The master assists me to get five kills! I played for four hours and the king went from five kills to 1-6. I don’t know what I went through. Diao Chan was either useless or tired

13. My sister is amazing. She got five kills as soon as she started. . . .

14. I saw you talking again. I am really sad and hate that iron cannot be transformed into steel. Have you found a partner? Is your salary enough to support a family of three? Have you earned enough money for milk powder? No? Then why are you talking? Can talking about it solve your dilemma of not having enough to eat? Can speaking out guarantee you a good job? Can speaking out help you gain a foothold in society in the future? Can talking about it allow you to kill five super gods under the tower? Can talking about it give you a perfect family? Besides, did your parents work hard to raise you just so that you can talk about it? Don't you have any awareness? After going to school for so many years, how many stories have you given, and what has it given you? Has it given you full marks? Does it make you smarter? Don't you feel heartbroken when you think about how frugal your parents are, but you sit here and talk about it? Can you bear it? Okay, I don’t want to say too much, just think about it for yourself, and then post a confession when you understand it!

15. There is a game called LOL, a moving English sentence called Pentakill, and a game called League of Legends.

16. I just played two ranked games with my native hero in my dream, and immediately there were two pentakills, and I was woken up. This is probably the most annoying time of the year

17. This was my first penta-kill. At that time, the dominant tyrant Red and Blue Baba was still like that, but he returned to the city in the grass with a buff aura. It was not long after I entered the trap

18 , King of Glory: Mai Shiranui’s new skin looks really fat, and she can get five kills with one skill

19. I remember that on the New Year’s Eve night, we played black with our roommates, and the fat guy got a four-kill, and we all thought When shouting for pentakill, Thresh came over and gave one away, and then played Happy New Year. Then when the crystal on the opposite side exploded immediately, we surrendered and played Happy New Year. What a wonderful memory it was. Now, my roommate and I are connected to our mobile phones. No more numbers.

20. I saw you posting again, which made me worried about you: Have you finished your advanced mathematics? Can I pass CET-4 or CET-6? Do you have a life plan? Does the university ask you to talk every day? Will speaking out help you gain a foothold in society in the future? Can speaking out help you find a job smoothly? Will talking about it make your parents feel at ease? Can you find a partner by talking about it? Have you ever thought that in the future, you will have to work hard alone, and the whirlpool of society will always involve you. Can you bear the competition between the weak and the strong? If you don’t study hard, how will you develop a skill? How will you stand out? If you don’t study hard, how will you repay your parents? Can talking about it solve these problems? Do your parents know if you post random things in this space? Can speaking out make your life smooth sailing? The cruel society is not something you can resist. Only by studying hard, enriching yourself, and perfecting yourself can you be different and have the ability to kill five people and destroy groups. Do you understand? Do you understand? Have you woken up? If you don’t cry in the new year, I will post another comment later to express my feelings.

21. The store manager is so nice to me. Everyone else’s pentakills are all paid for the Internet. My pentakills gave me a damn spicy egg

22. Yesterday’s ranking I met Luna and got five kills, so I carefully recorded it in my notebook. Look, I have learned how to do justice for heaven.

23. At dinner this morning, several elementary school students nearby were bragging to each other. My sword master Yasuo can get five kills with one Q. . Sword Master Yasuo Q scared me so much that I almost dropped my cake in the bowl.

24. Zhou Gongjin had five kills in solo queue, and Xiao Zhou died as soon as Xianer sang that very seductive song to him. Do you know why Zhou Gongjin becomes cowardly like a younger brother once he is in four or two rows?

25. Goodbye, goodbye. Four 4 stars from platinum all the way down to gold. Not to be offended. 145 days of companionship, and some money spent, I am the king’s woman! let! Bit! Never has a game made me so desperate. (After uninstalling it, I felt like I was falling out of love) Please remember the moment when I made five kills.

26. Thank you Wen for leading me to the first five kills. Wen is the thigh.

27. After being poisoned by King of Glory for so long, Zhou Yu finally got five kills or two kills, which is really an explosion

28. The new Zhou Yu is not ordinary strong, I can get two kills in one hand Sharing a collection of funny jokes about the Five Kills of King of Glory

1. I fell in love with King of Glory because of you, but later I found that King of Glory is much more interesting than you.

2. The person I love is an unparalleled hero. One day he will destroy MVP with five kills and take me from bronze to king of glory.

3. I don’t want to see you ranking late at night anymore, and I don’t want other primary school students to see your moves. Do you know that this will break my heart? Promise me that you will never be in the jungle again. Wandering, don't try to jump over the tower easily, you know this will make me collapse.

4. Playing games really makes you look younger. When I played Honor of Kings yesterday, everyone praised me for being a primary school student.

5. The person I love is an unparalleled hero. One day he will ride on colorful auspicious clouds, carry 150-level violent runes, and wear the skin of the Supreme Treasure to marry me. I guessed it right at the beginning, but I didn't guess that the monkey would hit him with a stick when he came up, and he even got a five-kill.

6. He was once a king, but later he was disconnected.

7. Let me tell you, King of Glory is a good thing. It has changed my bad habit of staying up late, so now I have to stay up all night.

8. King of Glory is just a game, so what if you are the king? So what if you are number one in the server? No matter how high your rank is, it is just data after all. In the future, can you tell your mother-in-law that you have all the heroes and all the skins? You are not young anymore. You will have to give up the game one day. Why not give me your number? I am still young and still have time.

9. I used to play Honor of Kings just to accompany you, but now that I have Honor of Kings, who cares about you anymore?

10. There are three things that young people should not touch: star chasing, mahjong, and King of Glory. The more you touch them, the more you will realize that being single is really interesting.

11. When I first played Honor of Kings, I was scolded as a dog because of my poor skills. Fortunately, a great master later took me to play with me. I humbly asked for advice and learned a lot of experience. Now I am finally with Things are so different from before. No one can scold me anymore.

12. Tell me how you got over the breakup. Welcome to Glory of Kings

13. I used to like a girl, and that girl said that she liked the best boy in Glory of Kings. So I started practicing King of Glory hard, and after two months, I completely forgot about that woman.

14. Are you playing Honor of Kings? You are responsible for one versus five, and I am responsible for the entire map.

15. If you are watching my King Online, please invite me directly. It doesn’t matter if you haven’t chatted with me before or you are not familiar with me. After playing a game, we will be friends of life and death.

16. Let me ask you a question. Suppose your girlfriend is sick and is waiting for you to take care of her. But at this time, your Honor of Kings has just started a ranked promotion match. At this time, which one would you choose, Han Xin? I am Han Xin Thief 6

17. If a boy replies to your message while playing King of Glory, do you think he cares about you? He is too naive. He is waiting for resurrection.

18. Shall we fight the King together? I am very powerful. I can trick you into wanting to cry.

19. It is recommended that Honor of Kings introduce two new features in addition to surrender: 1. Rebellion. The opponent is too powerful, let me abandon the darkness and turn to the light; 2. Become a demon. I would rather fight nine than one with Shabi as a teammate.

20. I really envy some ladies. Your husband will help you score points in King of Glory with just one sentence. I was chased and beaten by your husband until my head exploded.

21. Hello, hello, is this 110? Yes, someone wants to kill me, come and save me. May I ask where you are? I'm in the 103 area of ??Glory of Kings, next to the spiked dragon, come on. Ah

22. What kind of person are you dating? Is it because cigarettes are not good, wine is not good, or King of Glory is not fun!

23. King of Glory only has people who can’t play and food. Only boys who are bad at it think girls are cheating on them. Anyone who really knows how to play is eager for the girl to be a trap. If a girl doesn't cheat, then what's the point of leading a girl?

24. You are my damn friend. If something happens, call me. I came, and I was caught and beaten without saying anything. After a meal, I didn't cause any trouble, but just once I was beaten, and you actually ran faster than a dog. Now I'm lying alone in the grass of King of Glory. Do you know how scared I am? Posted on Friday

1. Behind a successful man there is a supportive woman, and behind a failed man there is a troublesome woman.

2. As long as you have classes in mind, you will not skip classes no matter where you go.

3. God, God, I hope that my future roommates will be both school sweethearts and top students.

4. You dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets. I curse you for eating instant noodles with only seasoning packets.

5. Sister Na, if you don’t come back to Happy Camp, you will change your name.

6. I wish that all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.

7. It’s time for mosquitoes to be taken off the shelves.

8. The bangs in the front grow quickly, so the hair in the back should follow suit.

9. I want to sneeze but I can’t sneeze. I hold back the tears and they come out.

10. I want to be a good boy, but my personality gradually tends to be a bad boy.

11. The saddest thing is that your best friend likes your boyfriend, and your boyfriend’s buddy likes you!

12. What is home? Home is the place where wifi will automatically connect.

13. Why die on an onion? I still have a forest!

14. If I have an ideal, I will chase it, otherwise I will die in peace.

15. Get out of here on birthdays and egg-breaking days! I'm still young and don't want to be that old!

16. If you don’t live well, you can’t afford to die. Cemeteries are now as expensive as housing.

17. For "white, rich and beautiful", I have met the three points - free food, rich status, and stinky beauty

18. It's not that I'm not close to women, it's that I'm not close to women. I!

I am 19 or 18 years old. Happy birthday to me. I will not do anything illegal or disciplined in the future.

20. There are only two steps to make a girl crazy: first, take a photo of her; second, don’t let her see the photo.

21. When someone sends you a hello, don’t reply to it. Instead, reply to Kugou.

22. No matter how good the chain is, it can’t tie a running dog.

23. Life lies in tossing, only tossing can boil.

24. The alarm clock rang, and it woke me up with a heavy heart, but the alarm did not wake me up from my deep sleep.

25. Geography class, teacher: What is the layer outside the earth? Classmate: Fragrant milk tea.

26. How about letting me be your mobile phone, so that you can hold me in your hand every day?

27. Don’t think you have a face like Ximen Qing’s , you can pursue your sister, she is not Pan Jinlian.

28. When teasing girls while studying, do they all like to pull their pigtails?

29. The black photo is either on the tombstone or on the profile picture.

30. Promise is like a word of XX, you can’t do what you say.

31. If you can’t be stunningly beautiful, then be stunningly ugly.

32. If you mess with my bald man, I’ll beat you without any negotiation.

33. I have cancer, and only money can cure me

34. I am not lazy, I just like to do nothing

35. My mother I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me that way.

36. Today is my birthday. Friends, please throw flowers at me!

37. If you are broken up in love, let yourself gain weight, because your heart will be broad and your body will be fat.

38. The doctor told me to carry out photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

39. I also want to become suitable for you, but I really can’t lose weight.

40. When I took the photo, I felt like I was smiling naturally, but when I took the photo, I looked like I had facial paralysis

41. You said you were a limited edition, but let me tell you, I am out of print. .

42. Your mother chased me ten streets, insisting that I looked like your father.

43. Seven Snow Whites and one dwarf are definitely not fairy tales.

44. My mother praises me for being virtuous and knowing nothing in my spare time.

45. Change your hairstyle every day when you wake up. Either Ultraman or Super Saiyan.

46. Pick out one from a hundred and pick out Sister Feng.

47. No matter how beautiful you are when you are thin, you will be the same when you are fat

48. Don’t smile at your phone at home, your parents will think you are in love

49. You won’t die if you don’t smoke, but it will be more uncomfortable than death.

50. If you don’t listen to the old man’s words, you will die in front of me, huh huh! qq funny talk funny talk 2020

1. In school, you can get my person but not my heart.

2. Be a gangster with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

3. ... Do you think I am afraid of rumors? What I am afraid of is that you will believe what is right and wrong.

4. A dull life is not what I want. This will Makes me feel alive like a dead person.

5. I went on a trip with my husband and met my ex-boyfriend, and we exchanged pleasantries.

On the way back, my husband asked me: "Who was talking to you just now?" Me: "An advanced worker in the unit below me!

6. Sister, I am not sentimental or nymphomaniac, sister just likes beautiful things.

7. For me, August 13th is not Valentine’s Day, but the day when school starts.

8. It doesn’t matter if you have the intention to do so.

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9. In spring I planted a girlfriend, and in autumn I harvested a bunch of men

10. Cut my heart one by one and say you love me, my dear, you are so funny

11. Once, I went to the subway with my boyfriend and played a trust game on the way. I closed my eyes and he led me to walk. We got on the subway smoothly and finally he helped me sit down. Then he said, "Don't open this seat. It was given by others. ”

12. Beibi, bet on oil and spicy food°

13. My husband has had a cold and coughed badly these days, so my wife found some laxative medicine for him to take. The husband said "Will taking laxatives help my cough?" My wife says it’s guaranteed to work! "When my husband came home in the evening, my wife asked him how the effect was? My husband said it really worked. He coughed and pulled his pants pockets. He coughed and pulled his pants pockets. He was so scared that he didn't dare to cough anymore...

14. My friend sent a message saying that she was hit by a car, and I expressed my concern. She replied that it didn’t matter if she was frightened. I wanted to ask her if she was hit by a car, but the damn smart input method turned out to be “Not hit.” ? "And it was sent out, and I couldn't even pull it...

15. Today I heard that my neighbor's sister had an affair after only being married for a year, and eloped abroad with a rich second generation. This As an unmarried person, I can't help but feel a little afraid of marriage. What if I can't meet a rich second generation after getting married?

16. A bear can save a beauty@

17. “In order to lose weight, I reluctantly spent 3,000 to get an annual fitness card. Although I never went once, I had no money to eat, and I lost 10 pounds in a month. "——It is indeed effective!

18. I heard a woman say loudly in the hospital, "Doctor, I want to remove the ring you pressed on me yesterday." The doctor asked why. She said, "It hurts." The doctor asked How to prick? She said, prick her husband. Then I saw that her husband seemed to be looking for a crack in the ground. 19. No matter how awesome you are, you can catch the rake from the sky.

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20. The diaosi will eventually counterattack, and the fungus will never regain its fans.

21. The death squad is: not eating during the day, not sleeping at night, and dying in military training.

22. Wife: Husband, I want to eat an apple, wash one for me. Husband, I won’t go. Wife, you don’t want to listen to me. Husband, I’m not going to give you a slap. My wife, it turns out to be a touch screen.

23. School opening notice: Your school is being rebuilt at another location and you are forced to postpone the school opening for a year due to the accidental collapse of your school.

24. My sister and I were watching TV together. My mother came over with two apples. My sister grabbed them and said, "They are all mine." "My mother said angrily, "One for each person. "Then Lz happily snatched one from her sister's hand and said with a smile, "Mom. My mother snatched it back from my hand, took a big bite, and said expressionlessly, "I'm not talking about you."

25. It doesn’t matter if you destroy me, because someone else will destroy you in the next second.

26. We just had a dinner together in the evening. During the dinner, a rich second-generation man kept talking and bragging about how great he was. I looked at him silently and thought to myself that I am the descendant of the dragon + I didn’t say anything about the successor of socialism, so why bother dragging me, hum!

27. Loneliness in the excitement, excitement in the loneliness.

Missing you feels like drinking a cup of coffee with wine... Do you miss me?

28. What we say we like is actually our habit! It turns out that eating chocolate is addictive!

29. I was waiting for the bus after school. When the bus came, I wanted to wave my bus card to show that I wanted to take the bus, but I took out a towel. (Put the towel and bus card in the school uniform pocket. Very big) I will never forget the look in everyone's eyes...

30. The bathroom is newly opened, and there are big discounts! The customer asked: "What's the price?" The boss said: "The men's bathroom is RMB 10, and the women's bathroom is RMB 100. "Customer: "Why is the gap between men and women so big!" Boss: "That's right. Which bathroom do you want to go into?"

31. How about we have sex when my chest hair reaches my waist

32. You’d better leave me! The further you go, the better. Please stop pestering me. I really can't stand you anymore. You will only bring me harm. The more affectionate you are to me, the more painful I will be... Damn mosquito.

33. A man’s hand was cut with a kitchen knife. His girlfriend was about to bandage him. The man said in a mean way, please help me suck and disinfect the wound. His girlfriend asked him why, and he said this proves that you love me. His girlfriend said, does sucking your blood mean that she loves you? He nodded, and then he saw his girlfriend slowly taking off her pants and said, I will also give you a chance to prove that you love me! Auntie is here!

34. Don’t talk about personality incompatibility, don’t talk about zodiac signs, and don’t make assumptions. The key is face and background, right? I got it right, right?

35. Interviewer: “What’s on your resume?” It says that your mental arithmetic speed is very fast, so let me ask you, what is 13 times 19?" I blurted out: "45!" Interviewer: "That's too far." Me: "But it's not fast. That’s right.”

36. No matter what I do, I believe that I have a bright future.

37. During the Spring Festival, you will have a strong money wind, a violent rain of banknotes, a violent hail of gold and silver, diamond ice, emerald trees, pearl frost, and agate fruits. Be careful! I give you three pieces of chocolate in the New Year: the first piece of Dove - I wish you all the happiness in the world; the second piece of Golden Emperor - I wish you live an emperor's life in your golden years; the third piece of Cadbury - I wish you all the best in the auspicious year!

38. Don’t blame us for not wanting to do homework. We should blame people for taking summer vacation and winter vacation in the hottest and coldest seasons.

39. Forgive me for crying all the time but still saying some funny things just because you said you are important too

40. Coming to school early every day is ostensibly We love to study, but how many people know that we are here to copy homework?

41. The push-button pen I bought last summer, which is particularly easy to write with, has finally been used up. After a day of class, I felt like my body was hollowed out. Feel the inadequacy and real timidity.

42. The girl sitting next to me on the park bench was so cute eating ice cream that I couldn’t help but imitate her. Every time she licked the ice cream, I followed suit. Seeing the angry and disgusted look the girl gave me, I smiled and explained: "Don't get me wrong, I'm definitely not a pervert!" When the girl heard this, she became even more angry: "But you are licking my ice cream!"

43. They are a group of small stars. Wherever they are, love exists and is given to you. If the memory is as strong as steel, should I smile or cry?

44. Someone, let me warn you. , you have three seconds to get out immediately. Okay, three seconds have passed and you haven't left yet. Then you will be wanted to leave me for the rest of your life!

45. He said I was so funny, who understands my sadness?

46. Biaohan’s life.

47. I have small breasts, but I save fabric for the country.

48. My strengths: I have the courage to admit my mistakes; my weaknesses: I will never change them

49. Don’t think a boy is too naive, that’s because he likes you. If he doesn’t like you, he will More mature than your father!

50. Santa Claus fell down when he came to China. No one dared to help him and he froze to death.