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The composition of "pseudo-illiteracy"

One morning in winter, the north wind roared and the wind was biting. There are too many people in the station. There are long queues behind many entrances, but there are not many people waiting at the "mother and baby boarding house". Next to the sign of "Mother and Child Boarding House", stood a woman wearing a headscarf. She is not tall, with a child about two or three years old in her arms. She looked at the hanging signs and the young people, frowned and thought, this is obviously a "mother-and-baby boarding house". How can those young people stand here? How is that possible? No, I have to convince them. Thinking of this, she walked up to the young people in line and said politely to him, "Sir, can you read me the words on this sign?" The young man was about to say something when the tall young man standing behind him said impatiently, "You can watch whatever you want! Can't you read it yourself? " The woman held back her anger and said, "Sorry, I can't read." Hearing this, the tall young man read weakly: "Mother and son get on the bus-where-""What do these words mean?" The woman then asked, "Hum, I don't even understand this meaning. Listen to me, "said the shortest man in the hat contemptuously. "It's where women with children get on the bus with their children." The woman thought she had achieved her goal and said, "Well, since this is where women with children get on the bus with them, how can you young people line up here?" "Hum, we do, do you care?" The big young man said haughtily. "Young man, you can't say that!" Women are not angry, but calmly reason with them. "Since they are members of society, they should abide by social order. If everyone is like you, wouldn't the whole country be in chaos? " These young people listened to the women and slowly bowed their heads. "You are really something. Although you don't read much, you can tell so many reasons. " The masked young man took off his mask and vowed, "We were wrong." Hearing this, the woman smiled and said, "Actually, I am not illiterate. I just want you to observe public order. You won't be angry with me, will you? " "No, it won't!" The young man at the front of the line told several other young people to line up at other entrances. Middle-aged women looked at their backs and smiled: "These fake illiterates are really interesting!" . In this picture, the "mother-child boarding house" is occupied by a group of tall and powerful men who comfortably push the real mother and son aside. The mother wore a thin country dress and held a very small child. She looked at the five big and three thick men timidly and helplessly, shivering with cold. The first man was wearing a big fur coat, with his hands in his pockets and closed his eyes. The second one is wearing a big cotton hat and his eyes are closed. The two of them seemed to close their eyes. The third mouse's eyes were slightly open, as if afraid to see the words "mother and son get on the bus"; The fourth, wearing a down jacket and a big mask, deliberately turned his head to one side. These people disregard social morality for their own comfort. In the Internet cafes and game halls marked "No Minors allowed", rows of primary school students are engrossed in playing computers and games. The lawn that says "mercy is at your feet" is still left with a yellow-brown dirt road by the false illiterate; In the "no smoking" cinema, fake illiterates are crossing their legs to "smoke"; The scenic spot "Don't scribble" was engraved with the words "come here" by a fake illiterate ... Can't these people read? No, for their convenience and comfort, they not only disobey social morality, but also destroy the harmony between people.

Illiteracy? German blindness! !

Today's society has stepped out of the era of illiteracy and entered a highly civilized society. Material is extremely rich, and spiritual civilization has been improved. Many people's educational level has improved, and almost no one is illiterate. Nevertheless, there are still a few people who pretend not to know some simple words. Such people are called "pseudo-illiterate". Hua, a famous painter, once painted "Pseudoilliteracy", and he satirized this pseudo-illiteracy with the help of cartoons.

In this painting, there are several strong men standing at the "mother-child boarding place", waiting for the arrival of the bus. The mother and son who should really stand here waiting for the bus were pushed aside by them. Mother looked at them with a look of help, hoping that they could move a little. However, those men turned a blind eye to the woman, turned a blind eye to the sign next to the woman that said "mother and son get on the bus", and did not show any reason. Are they really illiterate? No, they didn't. For their own convenience, they pretended to be illiterate.

After a while, a bus came slowly. Men rushed to grab the best seats on the bus. The mother with her child in her arms got on the bus last and stood next to the men. The car left, and in the rickety carriage, the mother held the child tightly and stood trembling for fear of falling and hurting the child. At this time, a loud voice came from the loudspeaker on the bus: "Hello passengers, welcome to take this tram!" Bus is the window of spiritual civilization. If there are old, weak, sick, disabled and weak people standing beside you, please take the initiative to give up your seat. Thank you from all the staff of this car! " Hearing this, my mother thought, it's time for someone to give me a seat! Sure enough, the men were stunned at first. Later, some fiddled with their glasses, some closed their eyes, and some continued to read newspapers. None of them gave their seats to their mothers with their children in their arms. They all sat comfortably in their seats. Mother was completely disappointed. She withdrew her hopeful eyes and silently held the child without saying a word.

Have you thought of anything after reading this cartoon? Yes, those people are not illiterate. They are illiterate in love, spirit and morality. They lack dedication. They don't know what love is, what virtue is, what to do and what not to do. And they only know their own interests, causing inconvenience to others only for their own convenience, and damaging the rights of others for their own convenience. Speaking of which, I can't help thinking of a song; "As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful world …" I hope that there will be fewer and fewer "fake illiterates" in society, so that our society will be better and the warm sunshine will shine everywhere!

Pseudoilliteracy

A cartoon is a picture with strong satire or humor. Painters use materials from life phenomena to satirize, criticize or praise some people and things through exaggeration, metaphor and symbol. I was deeply touched when I saw this "Pseudoilliteracy" painted by the famous cartoonist Hua.

This painting is a scene of a station.

There is a big sign next to the crossing, which says "Mother and son get on the bus". As the name implies, this intersection is convenient for mother and son, but there are four big men standing there. Among them are students, soldiers, doctors and professors. They all look very cultured, but they fight at intersections that don't belong to them, pushing the real mother and son out, one by one as if nothing had happened. There is a saying that the authorities are fascinated and the bystanders are clear. When you see the actions of these four big men, you will definitely think that they are very uneducated and uneducated.

In real life, such things also exist. There are flower beds in every community, and there will be signs of "protecting flowers and plants" on them, but some people still step on them. The flowers and plants are alive and have been trampled to death. I didn't get any benefits myself. On the asphalt road of the main street, there is a blind passage. Some people go there specially. They are not blind, but they enjoy the privilege of being blind. If they don't take the good road, they will take the blind road. What's the point? Some people park their bicycles on the blind road, which brings inconvenience to the blind. Since he is blind, we should help him and create good conditions for him. We should not make it difficult for them to walk. The most exasperating thing is that in our school, students always like to carve words on tables, and good tables and chairs are dismembered. What a cruel thing!

One day in the cold winter, the north wind roared and the small trees on the roadside were blown from side to side. A woman came to the railway station with a child in her arms. "Hey? Why are these four strong men standing in the' mother and baby boarding house'? Are they illiterate? But look carefully and don't like ah, they won't ... "I doubt it. The man standing in front is chubby, with a beer belly and hair gel on his head. He looks like a big boss in a company in gorgeous clothes. He stood there with a disdainful look, as if he took it for granted, which made people very angry. In the second place is a tall and thin man, wearing a big cotton-padded jacket and a thick hat. He has a straight waist. He may be a soldier with military training. He probably knew that this was the place where mother and son got on the bus, but in order to get home as soon as possible, he also became a fake illiterate. Perhaps because of his conscience, he simply closed his eyes and looked like "it's not that I can't read, it's that I didn't see it". Thanks to him, he came up with such a way to cover his ears. Ranked third is a white-haired veteran cadre. He knew it was wrong to stand here, but just as he turned to leave, a north wind blew his hat away. He couldn't help shuddering. Looking at the long queues at other stations, he thought, "I am an old cadre. How much have I contributed to my country? I dedicated my youth to my country. Can't I enjoy some special treatment now? " Finally, selfishness overcame what little anxiety he had left, and he fell behind comfortably again. The fourth is a man wearing a cap and a big mask. He stared at a pair of small eyes and thought, how cold it is! He glanced at the other people in the queue and thought proudly, how stupid they are! I'm so cold in a mask. It's strange that they don't blow their mouths crooked. Such a good position is not for nothing, haha! I'm still smart. These people look like special gentlemen, but they are also standing in the wrong place. Don't they blame themselves? At this time, a woman came here, but she was quickly pushed out of the station by them. And the woman who was pushed out of the station by them stood by in thin clothes, holding her children and watching these strong men occupy their proper position.

On a weekend night, I happened to see the cartoon "Fake Illiteracy" by Hua, a famous cartoonist in China. I was deeply shocked by the strong irony and humor of this cartoon.

This cartoon is a story that happened at a bus waiting station. It was a cold winter morning. In this place marked "Mother and Child Boarding House", four strong men stood, while a thin, young mother, with a baby in her arms, was forced to squeeze into the periphery of the "Mother and Child Boarding House". Can't the four men see the stop sign "Mother and son get on the bus"? They are illiterate? No, I don't think so! The first person wears a woolen coat and leather shoes, like a teacher; The second man, wearing a cotton hat and a thick cotton coat, looks like a security guard; The third man, wearing a cap, fashionable down jacket and shiny shoes, looks like a treacherous businessman with sly eyes. The fourth man is wearing a big mask and a coat, like a doctor who saves lives. Judging from their clothes, they all know every word on the sign, just pretending to be illiterate to avoid giving up their position. The bus came, and four strong men rushed up shamelessly under people's contemptuous eyes, completely ignoring the old, weak, sick and disabled who needed care. What a pity!

In real life, there are many such fake illiterates, and things like this are not uncommon. There is a sign on the lawn of the park that says "No trampling on the lawn", but people have picnics, fights and photos on the lawn. Smoking is forbidden in public places, but some people smoke unscrupulously, forcing people around them to smoke "second-hand smoke"; On the crowded bus, many young and strong young people sit firmly on the "old, weak and sick seats", and next to them, there are white-haired old people standing; Others throw people abroad, laugh loudly in places where noise is forbidden, take photos openly in places where photos are forbidden, scribble in scenic spots and leave their names ... These "fake illiterates" only care about their own interests, regardless of the interests of the public and their own happiness, regardless of everyone's feelings, which fully shows their immoral conduct. They are not illiterate, but covet their own convenience or interests in order to forget their righteousness and deliberately turn a blind eye to reminders. They are not intellectually illiterate but morally illiterate.

I wish there were fewer such fake illiterates in society! Let's stop being so fake and illiterate!