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1 Title: Simple English Campaign: Advocating Less Use of "Nonsense English"

Last week, English advocates attacked the growing trend of "obvious" public information posters, such as a police slogan urging people not to commit crimes.

Advocates (of the Plain English Campaign) criticized the tendency of public slogans to be too "straightforward", such as the police urging people to "prohibit crime".

Other examples highlighted by the Plain English Campaign for the Effective Use of English include "Warning: This is the end of the platform" on the train station platform and "May cause drowsiness" on sleeping pills.

The Plain English Campaign is dedicated to promoting the effective use of English. Other slogans it emphasizes include "warning: the platform is over" at the end of the train platform and the "may cause drowsiness" sign used on sleeping pills.

"This is a phenomenon that we have noticed in recent years-a phenomenon of talking in a vacuum. There are too many such examples, "said a spokesman. "One of the" best "slogans I met was" Be careful: there is water on the road when it rains ".

"This is a phenomenon that we have noticed in recent years-just like talking nonsense. There are many such examples, "said a spokesman. "One of the most awesome headlines I encountered was:' Be careful: there is water on the road when it rains'.

"They think readers lack wisdom. Don't commit crimes. Paying for gas has little deterrent effect on a criminal who is bent on driving away without paying. "

They think readers have no brains. "No crime, pay with gasoline" has no deterrent effect on criminals who want to refuel and run. "

The Plain English Campaign cited other examples, including: "May irritate eyes"-on a can of self-defense pepper spray; "Removing the wheels will affect the performance of bicycles" —— Excerpted from a Dutch bicycle manual.

Other examples cited by the Plain English Campaign are: "It may hurt your eyes"-a reminder written on a pepper spray can for self-defense; "Removing the wheel will hinder the normal use of the bicycle" —— The instruction manual of a bicycle from Holland.

The activist added: "Our advice is to say what you need simply and clearly, and then stop. If there is nothing to say, then don't say anything. "

Members of the movement also said: "Our suggestion is to simply say what you want to say. If there is nothing to say, don't say it. "

Title: "Shenzhou VII" was launched today, and China made its first spacewalk.

The Shenzhou VII spacecraft was launched, said the chief commander of the mission's ground operations.

The chief commander of the launch site system said that at 4: 30pm on Friday, the Shenzhou VII astronauts will plan to conduct their first "spacewalk" in China. Shenzhou VII will fly on the 25th.

Xinhua.net quoted Cui Jijun as saying on Tuesday that this historic moment will be broadcast live to the whole world, and the space environment is expected to be suitable for this mission.

Xinhuanet will broadcast this historic moment live. It is said that the space is in good condition during the flight.

Shenzhou VII is scheduled to be launched in Jiuquan, Gansu Province tomorrow night. The specific time will be announced on Wednesday.

Tomorrow night, Shenzhou VII will be launched from Jiuquan Satellite Launch Center, and the specific launch time will be announced today.

After the final inspection of the spacecraft, launch vehicle and ground operating system was completed on Tuesday morning, the Shenzhou VII mission entered the countdown phase.

After the final inspection of the spacecraft, Shenzhou VII plans to enter the countdown stage. On Tuesday morning, the launch vehicle docked with the ground operating system.

Scientists simulated the ignition of the rocket and the flight action of the space capsule to test how the observation, control and communication system of Jiuquan Satellite Launch Center works.

Scientists simulated rocket ignition and cabin flight and demonstrated the operation of the measurement and control communication system of Jiuquan Satellite Launch Center at that time.

The rocket will be loaded with fuel after a comprehensive quality review and approval by the mission headquarters. All the settings of the spacecraft and the observation, control and communication systems will be frozen before launch.

After passing the comprehensive quality inspection and headquarters instructions, the rocket will be refueled. After the drill, all technical conditions were "frozen" and waiting for the launch mission.

The spacecraft, the Long March II F carrier rocket and the escape tower were installed on the launch pad on Saturday.

Last Saturday, the Long March II F carrier rocket and escape tower were successfully installed on the launch pad.

Cui said technicians inspected the rocket and spacecraft on Monday to test their functions. "Everything is all right."

On Monday, technicians checked the functions of the rocket and spacecraft, and the reporter reported that everything went well.

The Center for Space Environment Research and Prediction (CSERF) affiliated to China Academy of Sciences said that the space environment will remain stable and calm during the mission.

The Space Environment Research and Forecast Center of China Academy of Sciences indicated that the space environment was stable and good during the mission.

Liu Siqing, deputy director of China Manned Space Engineering Research Foundation, said: "After analyzing all the conditions, we predict that the space environment is safe for launch and spacewalk."

Deputy Director of the Center for Space Environment Research and Prediction of China Academy of Sciences: "After analyzing all the conditions, we predict that the space environment is suitable for launch and spacewalk."

Liu said that starting from Tuesday, the center will submit a report on the space environment and all operating systems to the headquarters every day until the task is completed.

Since Tuesday, the research and prediction center has been reporting the space environment and all operating systems to the headquarters every day during the mission.

3. Title: Melamine was detected in Nestle milk powder in Hong Kong.

Hong Kong-The Hong Kong Centre for Food Safety (CFS) released the latest batch of dairy products test results on Sunday, and Nestle milk samples were found to contain melamine.

The results released on Sunday showed that among 65 samples including milk, milk-containing drinks, frozen desserts, infant formula, milk powder and raw milk, 64 samples did not contain melamine.

A sample of pure milk was found to contain melamine. This product is pure milk from Nestle Farm (for catering only) (1 L), and the detected melamine content is 1.4 ppm.

"According to the detected low level, normal consumption will not have a significant impact on health. However, it is not advisable for young children to eat this dairy product.

"We have informed the industry of the test results and asked them to stop selling and recycling the products. He added.

According to the standards of the US Food and Drug Administration, the safe reference value of melamine (that is, the daily tolerable intake) is 0.63 mg per kilogram of body weight per day.

The spokesman said that a child over 65,438 who weighs 7.5 kilograms can reach TDI by drinking about three packs (about 3.38 liters) of this product every day, although this milk is usually used for catering.

"Today's results include 1 1 samples of local international brand infant formula not made in mainland China. Together with the results announced yesterday, a total of 57 samples in this batch were tested to be free of melamine.

The spokesman said: "So far, the Centre has basically completed the testing of local international brand infant formula milk powder not produced in the Mainland. 」

According to the latest report of Sing Tao News Group in Hong Kong, some media in Hong Kong commissioned a testing center to test that1+(900g) Nestle gold booster milk powder from Heilongjiang contained melamine, and Wanning and Wellcome supermarket chain stores stopped selling six Nestle milk powders from the same place. In addition, the Department of Health received 67 inquiries about problematic milk powder, four of which were unwell cases.

According to Sing Tao News Group, these six products are: Nestle Gold Package Milk Powder1+(900g); Nestle gold promotional milk powder 3+(900g); Nestle children's high calcium milk powder1+(900g); Nestle children's high calcium milk powder 3+(900g); Nestle children's high calcium milk powder 6+(900g) and Nestle instant milk powder (1800g).

A spokesperson for Wellcome said that this is an extraordinary period. Although the official didn't get the test results, for safety reasons, they decided to suspend the sale of these products and follow up with FEHD and agents. As for customers who have already bought Nestle milk powder, they can go to any Wellcome supermarket for a refund or buy other products.

Wanning said that it is learning about the incident from the manufacturer. If people buy these products in Wanning, they can take the goods (unopened or unsealed) and documents to any branch for refund or exchange. Customers can also call Nestle Hotline 2 1798888 for enquiries.

In addition, Baijia Supermarket and chain store Watsons also removed Nestle's infant milk powder. Baijia Supermarket said that it would stop selling two products, namely "Nestle Golden Promotional Milk Powder 1+" and "Nestle Golden Promotional Milk Powder 3+". A spokesman for Baijia Supermarket said that only two Nestle products were stopped selling because only one product was found to be suspected to be defective and voluntarily stopped selling and recalling. Members of the public can bring documents and products to the branches of Baijia Supermarket for refund or exchange for other products.

In addition, the hotline set up by the Department of Health of Hong Kong received a total of 67 inquiries as of noon, of which 39 said that their children had drunk the problem brand milk products, and 4 said that they had unwell symptoms.

A spokesman for the Department of Health said that the victims in four cases had mild symptoms, including dysuria. Tan, deputy director of the Department of Health, said that these four cases have been handed over to the relevant doctors, but no cases have caused kidney damage due to drinking problematic milk powder.

However, after the first case of children suffering from kidney calculi after drinking Yili brand high-calcium and low-fat milk containing melamine, some parents took their children to public hospitals in the morning. Some parents turned to private clinics for examination because they did not provide relevant examination services on Sundays.